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Started by matrim , Jan 23 2013 06:25 AM

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#61 Monkeydog

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 07:28 PM

Back on the topic of this thread, I guess I'm going into business with kasper?

Seriously?


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#62 lazlo falconi

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 07:34 PM

I think so. I just want to work out some details with him first, but it could be pretty lucrative for both of us.
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Posted 20 June 2013 - 07:36 PM

Back on the topic of this thread, I guess I'm going into business with kasper?

#1 That sounds fun. #2 Awww I was having such a good time. :P


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Posted 20 June 2013 - 07:37 PM

Oh, I didn't mean to derail your conversation, I was certainly enjoying it! You two were both bringing up some great points.
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Posted 21 June 2013 - 07:16 AM

That sounds interesting. The whole plastic thing? I'm not one for sales, but if I could do it, I would.


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Posted 21 June 2013 - 06:10 PM

yeah! we'll be nigerian princes on no time
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Posted 24 June 2013 - 05:59 AM

I'd join you in the venture if I could.


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#68 Kyle

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Posted 18 July 2013 - 05:01 AM

I can only imagine a drunk guy going to Home Depot... 

Is it fun driving those forklifts? If so I might consider getting a job there when I turn sixteen only, and I mean ONLY, for that forklift.


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Posted 18 July 2013 - 04:23 PM

1. You have to be 18 to work at Home Depot.

2. Yes they are the best fun!

3.... that is until you break something. Then everyone uses that as a joke for at least 6 months...

4. The order picker is my favorite. It has a platform that you stand on, while in a harness, and you can see everything! Though getting a shower down is scarier than shit.


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Posted 18 July 2013 - 07:05 PM

You have to be 18 to drive a forklift anywhere you work. Sorry Kyle.
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Posted 19 July 2013 - 06:55 AM

;_; 6 more years God darn it.


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Posted 19 July 2013 - 08:52 AM

being in an altered state at home depot is scary. you don't mentally assign a number to how high the sky is, but when you see that 50 foot ceiling and shelves, it's a little staggering


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Posted 19 July 2013 - 03:34 PM

being in an altered state at home depot is scary. you don't mentally assign a number to how high the sky is, but when you see that 50 foot ceiling and shelves, it's a little staggering

 

 

Now think of that while its wobbling as you're putting a huge miter saw on it. Do don't drive out on the floor until we make sure you can operate it while it's shaking... Not a lot of people are certified to drive it at the moment. Spring hiring has slowed a lot of the certification processes...


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Posted 20 July 2013 - 08:02 PM

i could fly a plane on acid. i'm sure i could drive a forklift without a license. do you even see my avatar? i've got a hardhat, safety glasses, AND a hammer. 


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Posted 21 July 2013 - 06:19 AM

You do look official with that mustache. It pulls the whole thing together.


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Posted 21 July 2013 - 06:23 AM

I want any job involving a segway so I can play "white n' nerdy" on my iPod while riding one.


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Posted 30 July 2013 - 11:15 PM

lolno

 

coolest job is being a critic

 

you are paid to play shit and then make haughty reviews about the shit


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Posted 08 August 2013 - 03:48 AM

So i sell books at one job and air conditioners at the other my life is literaly literal and cool
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#79 Xteven Xavier

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 05:01 AM

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#80 kspr

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 05:32 AM

i want to be a knight at medieval times. driving a truck that carries cars would be neat too
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