What will our company mission be?
That we'll come up with a company mission later?
Or maybe something taken from an Andrew W.K. song.
Cool Jobs
Started by
matrim
, Jan 23 2013 06:25 AM
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#21
Monkeydog
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- Prince of Zeal
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Posted 23 May 2013 - 03:29 PM
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Stars
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- Sex Bob-omb
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Pooka
- Location:Great American Desert
- Interests:Various nerdy things.
- Gender:Male
Posted 23 May 2013 - 03:54 PM
Spreading excitement all over the world with Haru- I mean, with Bean.
* * * Stars' Final Fantasy Challenge * * *
Final Fantasy I - Completion Time 14:11
Final Fantasy II - Completion Time 27:03
Final Fantasy III - Play Time 07:24
Final Fantasy IV - Play Time 04:01
Final Fantasy V
Final Fantasy VI
#23
Monkeydog
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Posted 23 May 2013 - 04:49 PM
Or:
"Buy me Bonestorm or Go to Hell!"
That's a mission, right?
#24
Vicious Parker
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Miyamoto Puppet
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- Gender:Male
Posted 23 May 2013 - 06:11 PM
My dad wants me to take over his business empire. I have no idea.
I'm basing this entirely on descriptions you gave me years ago that I barely remember, but isn't your Dad's job essentially this:
The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead.
-Mr. Peanutbutter
#25
kspr
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- Speedway Squad
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wizard astronaut
- Location:Boom City, USA
- Interests:pin the tail on the elderly
- Gender:Male
Posted 23 May 2013 - 06:34 PM
What will our company mission be?
finding out what step two is
you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
#26
Donkeymog
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Purveyor of Dank Memes
- Location:Chapelfield Mall
- Gender:Male
Posted 23 May 2013 - 07:57 PM
I'm basing this entirely on descriptions you gave me years ago that I barely remember, but isn't your Dad's job essentially this:
If only the office muzak was that swanky. One day I will have the power to make it so *writes down Chuck Mangione on a clipboard*.
I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime...
#27
kspr
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wizard astronaut
- Location:Boom City, USA
- Interests:pin the tail on the elderly
- Gender:Male
Posted 24 May 2013 - 12:14 PM
I would but I don't even know what to do.
im calling companies that manufacture plastic stuff, and getting them to either sell, or give away their refuse, which i can then sell to a plastics recycler, who make it into raw materials again. circle of life yo
you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
#28
SpazCat
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- Fluffy Goodness
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Spazzifras
- Location:The place where the weather is made up and seasons don't matter.
- Gender:Female
Posted 24 May 2013 - 02:51 PM
im calling companies that manufacture plastic stuff, and getting them to either sell, or give away their refuse, which i can then sell to a plastics recycler, who make it into raw materials again. circle of life yo
And what might the pay be on that? Is it by commission, by hour, or by pound of plastic?
#29
kspr
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- Speedway Squad
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wizard astronaut
- Location:Boom City, USA
- Interests:pin the tail on the elderly
- Gender:Male
Posted 24 May 2013 - 04:49 PM
commission per order, once it's paid. the company who encouraged us to take on this racket got paid in cash for the plastic about 80% of the time, all under the table, but i'm not sure if that's a typical arrangement.
you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
#30
Monkeydog
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Posted 24 May 2013 - 04:50 PM
If you weren't you I would assume you were a Nigerian Scam Artist right now.
#31
lazlo falconi
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- YATTAMAN!!
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Posted 24 May 2013 - 06:25 PM
So you're looking for capital? As you know, I am insanely rich but it's all tied up in investments and other assets like supper keeping my car one tick above E.
Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."
-all my friends that came with are drinking out in the car
--forever alone
+\- joke's on them i'm too drunk to drive
#32
kspr
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wizard astronaut
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Posted 25 May 2013 - 01:31 PM
no starting capital needed, we'll be getting everything for free, or next to nothing.
you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
#33
lazlo falconi
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Posted 25 May 2013 - 09:11 PM
Are you sure you're not a Nigerian prince?
Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."
-all my friends that came with are drinking out in the car
--forever alone
+\- joke's on them i'm too drunk to drive
#34
kspr
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wizard astronaut
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 10:52 AM
i'm white. how can i be a nigerian prince?
you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
#35
Monkeydog
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 11:04 AM
South Nigeria.
#36
Donkeymog
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Purveyor of Dank Memes
- Location:Chapelfield Mall
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 12:41 PM
i'm white. how can i be a nigerian prince?
White like this:
I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime...
#37
kspr
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wizard astronaut
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- Gender:Male
Posted 27 May 2013 - 05:31 PM
you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
#38
lazlo falconi
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- Gender:Male
Posted 27 May 2013 - 06:30 PM
So what do you want from us?
Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."
-all my friends that came with are drinking out in the car
--forever alone
+\- joke's on them i'm too drunk to drive
#39
kspr
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wizard astronaut
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- Gender:Male
Posted 27 May 2013 - 07:13 PM
to make 60% of the commission
you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
#40
Frost
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Posted 28 May 2013 - 04:13 AM
I also work at Home Depot, as a Head Cashier. I actually used to work with Spaz (and she used to be my boss, too o.o)...
But she's right:
Not particularly exciting, but it has it's moments.
Her job is cooler than mine.
*~*~*Frawst*~*~*
The super-duper, most-awesomest magical ice wizard.
Evar.
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