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#41 Hyperlisk

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Posted 29 May 2013 - 03:59 PM

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Posted 30 May 2013 - 01:23 PM

one of my fork and spoon operators just made 2900 from two truckloads of recycled plastic without having to take possession of it. 


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#43 Donkeymog

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 12:53 PM

I just found out that if I moved to Australia I could be getting paid $55k (AUS) to set up Linux servers and configure networks. I think I may need to move.


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#44 Monkeydog

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 12:59 PM

I just found out that if I moved to Australia I could be getting paid $55k (AUS) to set up Linux servers and configure networks. I think I may need to move.

You should.

 

And also get a pet Koala. 


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#45 lazlo falconi

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 02:38 PM

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#46 Donkeymog

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Posted 09 June 2013 - 04:02 PM

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 11:45 PM

I work at UPS and also Burgerville. Neither job is very cool.


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#48 Donkeymog

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 11:51 AM

I had no idea Burgerville was a real place. I thought it was just a generic sounding fast food name to obscure the specific franchise people are talking about or something.

 

Those asparagus spears actually look quite yummy. How's the dip?


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Posted 11 June 2013 - 07:03 PM

I used to work at a rather interesting place (although probably only interesting to me haha). It's called NIAR. The National Institute for Aviation Research. I was a student technician and I started out making strain gauges. For those that don't know, strain is change in length/ length. We used them to see at what points the materials would warp and develop instabilities or eventually break. Also, where the strain was being concentrated and how it affected at the microscopic level the structure of the composites and alloys. Then I moved over to QC (Quality control) which sounds boring, but actually I had a much better time over there. I would dimension the incoming materials and see if they met tolerance (sometimes being a thousandth of a cm). Also, I would occasionally have to use a computerized microscope to examine for flaws. All that sounds complicated but in reality I was an over glorified assembly line worker then an over glorified man that walks around with a $300 measuring stick. Haha.


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Posted 12 June 2013 - 06:29 AM

That actually does sound interesting
How much did that pay, if you don't mind me asking?
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Posted 12 June 2013 - 09:39 AM

$8.50/hr, but basically guaranteed 30 hours per week and 20 during the school year. It's not like that now, because of the economy. Oh well. I'm hoping I might be able to get rehired. It kinda sucks though because my boss said he would hire me back, but now that I'm eligible for a student tech position again, he doesn't work there.


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#52 Donkeymog

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 02:06 PM

$8.50/hr is crazy. What's your minimum wage there?


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#53 Phalanxman

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 02:11 PM

$7.25 I think.


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#54 Monkeydog

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 02:17 PM

$8.50/hr is crazy. What's your minimum wage there?

Really?


I made more money working at Starbucks than that.


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#55 Phalanxman

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 03:07 PM

Where at though? I used to get paid $2.50/hr + tips at Empire China.


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#56 Donkeymog

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 04:23 PM

No I mean it's crazy low. Minimum wage here converts to $10/hr in your funny monies.


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Posted 14 June 2013 - 08:57 PM

I think you're being a little wide-eyed and naive about the "good ol' days." When it comes to companies and businesses hiring workers, there have been severe problems in our history regarding payment and humane treatment.

 

But getting to what this topic is about. I just got a student position working at the university archives as a curator. I'll mostly be working with the photo collections but I will help with a variety of projects when needed. Does not pay super great, but it is a student job and I enjoy the work. My job at the bookstore paid more, but that job killed me and I hated doing it. I was an intern at the archives last semester and I always looked forward to it.


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#58 Phalanxman

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Posted 15 June 2013 - 12:41 AM

That sounds like a wonderful job!


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#59 Hyperlisk

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 10:29 AM

This topic needs to be split...
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#60 lazlo falconi

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Posted 20 June 2013 - 07:18 PM

Back on the topic of this thread, I guess I'm going into business with kasper?
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