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#1 matrim

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 06:25 AM

Just out of curiosity.

What does all these cool people work with, I would imagine we have a lot of developers, web designers, and graphical designers, but what do I know, I'm just a geek

As for me, I work as Operations Technician with some development projects since I used to be a developer, so some software are created by me alone so I have to maintain them.
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Yes private, thats exactly it. War's over, we won.
Turns out you're the big hero and we're gonna hold a parade in your honor.
I get to drive the float, and Simmons here IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!!!
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#2 lazlo falconi

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 06:52 AM

My job is super not cool. I'd tell you more, but it's a matter of national security.
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Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."


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#3 matrim

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 07:12 AM

/>My job is super not cool. I'd tell you more, but it's a matter of national security.



whatever you say Sir John Wilkes Booth ;)
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Yes private, thats exactly it. War's over, we won.
Turns out you're the big hero and we're gonna hold a parade in your honor.
I get to drive the float, and Simmons here IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!!!
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_


#4 Glaciermage

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 07:20 AM

I sell truck parts! Like for dump trucks and semis and stuff. Yes I know. Pretty much the coolest job ever.
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#5 kspr

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 07:53 AM

i'm a freight broker. this is the job your kids get when they're named pat, bob, or allen, have no personality, and give up on life.
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#6 Stars

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 08:41 AM

I presently work in a bookstore coffee shop, but I'm going to school to learn how to take x-rays and such.
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#7 Kamau

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 09:24 AM

I work at a television station, scrolling scripts for anchors. But, hopefully soon, I'll be training with audio equipment, or stage managing. =)
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#8 Glaciermage

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 10:13 AM

/>I work at a television station, scrolling scripts for anchors. But, hopefully soon, I'll be training with audio equipment, or stage managing. =)


So at least one of us has a cool job then.
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#9 lazlo falconi

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 05:47 PM

/>i'm a freight broker. this is the job your kids get when they're named pat, bob, or allen, have no personality, and give up on life.


What does that even mean?
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Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."


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--forever alone
+\- joke's on them i'm too drunk to drive


#10 Donkeymog

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 06:31 PM

I am a freelance web developer. Previously I worked as general IT guy for a small business and a lot of the work I still do is maintaining their e-commerce websites, intranet and general networking.
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#11 Donkeymog

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 11:20 PM

/>I sell truck parts! Like for dump trucks and semis and stuff. Yes I know. Pretty much the coolest job ever.

How long have you been doing this? I vaguely seem to remember this from RPGWizard days but that might just be my memory tricking me.
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#12 Glaciermage

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 05:44 AM

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I sell truck parts! Like for dump trucks and semis and stuff. Yes I know. Pretty much the coolest job ever.

How long have you been doing this? I vaguely seem to remember this from RPGWizard days but that might just be my memory tricking me.



It's your memory tricking you. I have been doing this for like 5 years. I think Odon did some form of this back in the RpgWizard days. I think I was into Roofing back then.
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#13 Xteven Xavier

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Posted 24 January 2013 - 11:49 PM

I work fast food!!!

I HATE my life!!!

Hooray!!!
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#14 Monkeydog

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 12:33 AM

I currently work at Starbucks.
It's terrible.

I mean it's a good job for what it is. But it is terrible.

I also kind of work for a local magazine called The DLM. I maintain their website(s) and occasionally write articles (I haven't in a while)

I posted in Win Some/Lose Some I just got hired for a new job programming in Python (I guess) but I don't start until next month so I'm not exactly 100% sure what I'll be doing day by day, besides the fact I will only work graveyard shifts.
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#15 kspr

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 05:58 PM

does anyone want to help me sell plastics? one of our customers went into collections, and i'm getting a great lesson in how the plastics industry works. 70% of what you think of as being "recycled plastic" has actually been recycled 4-6 times. the manufacturer ships off their refuse to a recycling plant, who sorts and sells it to another manufacturer. literally everything plastic gets used in one way or another. we can get paid cash, so no pesky IRS looking into your activities. 


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#16 Monkeydog

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 06:35 PM

does anyone want to help me sell plastics? one of our customers went into collections, and i'm getting a great lesson in how the plastics industry works. 70% of what you think of as being "recycled plastic" has actually been recycled 4-6 times. the manufacturer ships off their refuse to a recycling plant, who sorts and sells it to another manufacturer. literally everything plastic gets used in one way or another. we can get paid cash, so no pesky IRS looking into your activities. 

I would but I don't even know what to do.


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#17 Donkeymog

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 03:27 AM

My dad wants me to take over his business empire. I have no idea.


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I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime...


#18 SpazCat

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 05:54 AM

I'm the Department Head of the Service Desk at The Home Depot. Not particularly exciting, but it has it's moments.


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#19 Monkeydog

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 11:07 AM

My dad wants me to take over his business empire. I have no idea.

Well when that happens just hire everyone here.

 

It'll be tons of fun.


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#20 Donkeymog

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Posted 23 May 2013 - 03:11 PM

Well when that happens just hire everyone here.

 

It'll be tons of fun.

What will our company mission be?


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