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#181 Vicious Parker

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 09:03 PM

my in game wife cooks as well as my real life wife

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#182 SpazCat

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 12:18 AM

Jerk. I so hope a dragon finds your 'in-game' wife and bites off her head!
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:lol:


#183 kspr

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Posted 06 December 2011 - 06:02 PM

i still can't go to markarth without being attacked by the guards. this is all because i did the Forsworn Conspiracy quest. DONT DO IT. instead of taking me to jail, the conversation tree loops back to 'stop right there criminal scum!' i can't bribe them, can't get off from being a thane, can't pay my fine. the only way to do anything in that city is to kill all the guards first.
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#184 Vicious Parker

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 08:08 AM

Spoiler

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#185 kspr

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 05:05 PM

going on a killing spree as a werewolf is exactly as fun as it sounds.

"stop right there criminal scum"
"silent stare"
"AAAAHHH YOU'RE RIPPING MY TRACHEA OUT"
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#186 Vicious Parker

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Posted 07 December 2011 - 09:15 PM

Ahaha, I just killed an elder dragon in one hit with a sneak attack back stab.

Loser.
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#187 Vicious Parker

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 10:48 AM

www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/12/09/skyrim-naked-friday-in-whiterun/

i couldn't decide whether to post this here, or the naked people topic...
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#188 kspr

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 05:54 PM

i think im starting to get bored. i finished all the questlines/platinum'd in 96 hours. what else fun is there to do? i'm basically indestructable, even on master difficulty.
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#189 Stars

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 06:07 PM

Fresh character with a different play style and/or code of morality? That's what I usually end up doing.
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#190 Vicious Parker

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 11:32 PM

http://forums.bethso...amage-thread-6/

I may try doing this.
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#191 kspr

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 12:18 PM

has anyone modded a weapon to appear as a lute yet? i want to play as El Kabong
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#192 Stars

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 10:52 AM

Is anyone else having trouble with the transport service? I tell the guy my destination, hop into the wagon like he says, and then he just keeps asking if I'm ready to go yet and telling me to hurry it up because he doesn't have all day.
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#193 Vicious Parker

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 01:14 PM

Do you actually "hop" in to the wagon, or do you press the A button to activate, and therefore get in to the wagon? I ask because I witnessed Heather have this exact same problem yesterday. I laughed.
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#194 Stars

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 01:23 PM

I pressed the activate key, not the jump key. :p
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#195 kspr

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 01:30 PM

why doesnt anybody tell me that i'll make a fine suitcase?
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#196 Septerra

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Posted 16 December 2011 - 03:13 PM

/>Is anyone else having trouble with the transport service? I tell the guy my destination, hop into the wagon like he says, and then he just keeps asking if I'm ready to go yet and telling me to hurry it up because he doesn't have all day.

same thing for, so I went FUCK YOU in his face and killed him. he deserved it for stealing my money and not transporting me.


>_>"
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#197 SpazCat

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 02:36 PM

I don't like the dark brotherhood. Though I like the horse. I will not b doing this quest line for any other character...
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:lol:


#198 Vicious Parker

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Posted 19 December 2011 - 07:30 AM

Meet Axell, the one eyed-cross dressing Nord warrior from Markarth.

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And here he sits for dinner with his wife Sylgja, in her matching dress.

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#199 Stars

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Posted 19 December 2011 - 08:00 AM

...Is that from a mod, or are they actually in the vanilla game?

EDIT: Or is that your character whom you tinkered with through console commands? xp
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Final Fantasy V

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#200 kspr

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Posted 19 December 2011 - 09:22 AM

hawt. that's gotta be a mod, i dont recognize the dress
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