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[Vicious Parker]

Woah, strange, I don't remember posting that...

[Resonator]

For this I cannot speak. I don't think it's of any fault of yours, to be honest. I just wonder if they will be free one day.

Does it really matter? At least one thing important was said, perhaps all of them are equally important. I trust in God, knowing he comes forth as he pleases in not so obvious ways. Ultimately we decide what we do, no matter where our hearts lie, but perhaps something guides you, Mr. Parker, that could be preventing him to work through you.

[Vicious Parker]

but perhaps something guides you, Mr. Parker, that could be preventing him to work through you.

Claiming to know God's intentions again, are you? I thought that was a big no no what with those mysterious ways and all.

With that in mind I'm convinced that God is trying to send a message to you, through me: Stop being such a twat.

[Resonator]

And yet cynicism remains in your tone. Perhaps I should continue this campaign. When you speak to me with honest heart, loving me as you would your family, and with the best intentions, I will hear your message. For now I accept it as the opposite, and to continue being a hero.

[Stars]

Hey, hold up Resonator, I actually tried contacting God just now. I'm serious. I see everything for what it is, now. I see the truth, I see sound...I hear colors...I taste sight...I smell feelings...

It is really an elevating feeling, talking to God. I asked him many questions. Here is conversation I saved:

<Sapsuker> So, God...Er, can I call you God?
<God> Bob is my name, son. You may call me Bob.
<Sapsuker> Oh, okay. Well, wow! I can't believe I'm actually talking to you.
<God> Yeah, it is a shock for many people the first time they manage to do it. I'm proud of you, son.
<Sapsuker> Yeah, wow, thank you so much. Um, there's something I want to ask you about.
<God> Yes, son?
<Sapsuker> Why did you make us? What are we here for?
<God> I made you so that I could have someone to talk to! I like talking to people, you know. I see you as equals, all of you.
<Sapsuker> Wow, really?
<God> Yes, that is the truth.
<Sapsuker> Th-then, Bob, why are there all these religions about you? Why do people keep insisting that they want to be slaves to you? I don't get it.
<God> Well, son, these people are all gullible idiots, see. I don't want them to be my slaves! They keep ignoring me, though, so I tell my assistant Lucifer to handle them.
<Sapsuker> L-Lucifer?! But, but...isn't he considered evil? Satan?! The DEVIL!?
<God> Hahaha, my son, it is all just an elaborate ploy to bring an interesting life to these people. Lucifer and I are good friends. People kill themselves and whatnot because they're ignorant, violent idiots.
<Sapsuker> I-I see. So what happens after you die?
<God> Uh, nothing.
<Sapsuker> What?!
<God> Well, I don't feel like reviving anyone yet.
<Sapsuker> Oh, okay. So I talked to this Archangel Michael of yours, and--
<God> Oh, him? He's a huge douchebag. Don't listen to a word he says. Seriously, he likes to stir up bullshit by channeling himself through some woman he's sexually attracted to. But seriously, her rack is nothing to look at.
<Sapsuker> Oh, well that's a load off my back. Thanks, man.
<God> No problem. Now, I really have some errands to get back to. The winged dog of mine really needs to feed.
<Sapsuker> H-hold on, Bob. I have another question.
<God> Yes?
<Sapsuker> This guy keeps bothering me, his name is Matt Pidlysny. He calls himself Resonator on the internet. He says stuff about "higher ascension" and that he's achieved more than me or something.
<God> Oh, that asshole? Haha, I'm sorry he bothered you. There are just crazy people like that. Stay away from him, he smokes too much pot.
<Sapsuker> Oh, thanks man.
<God> See ya, Sapsuker.
<Sapsuker> Bye, Bob. Thanks again!

[Resonator]

If you really believe that was God, you are at least closer to him than you were before. While it is true that God spoke to you, it was through his servant that is the devil. Everything you asked him has been responded to by a polar opposite to the truth. I say this because I have learned the same thing. There was a time I thought he judged people so easily as well because of this voice. But you must seek him out in order to find him.

Put yourself before an Icon, cross yourself, kiss the icon, and focus your attention on God by calling his name in your mind. Many thoughts may cross your mind but you will hear his voice as understanding, not voice (Per se, it's hard to describe so take it as you will). Remember, this is about opening yourself to something you cannot see, and if you want a word to represent that concept best just think "Devotion". You may be mislead otherwise, as you were before if that was a real conversation.

Maybe I see more truth in these words you posted, however, than you may. I have seen everything I said come true here, at least. But will you, in time?

[Stars]

There was actually some more of that conversation I forgot to add:

<God> By the way, Sapsuker. About this Pidlysny fellow.
<Sapsuker> Er, yes?
<God> I really hate that asshole. Keep in mind that he still thinks he knows me, no matter how many times I've told him he's a faggot. He may try to tell you that this conversation isn't real or some other bullshit. Haha, that egomaniac seriously thinks he's better than everyone. What an ass.
<Sapsuker> Well, I was wondering about that...
<God> I'm not Satan. Or Lucifer. Whatever it is you humans like to think, sometimes. Here, I'll bring Lucifer up in chat.
Lucifer has logged in.
<Lucifer> Yeah, Bob! What's up, mang?
<God> Yo yo YO! Man, it's been a while! Like ten minutes, right?
<Lucifer> Yeah, I hear! Yoooo!
<Sapsuker> Er, uh, hi?
<Lucifer> Yo! You must be that guy God's been tellin' me about! Nice to meetcha, buddy!
<Sapsuker> You seem very different from God.
<Lucifer> Yeah. I'm not really a bad guy. We just like to put up an act to make life more interesting on Earth.
<God> Definitely.
<Lucifer> So, whatever Resonator thinks...well, it's all wrong. He knows absolutely nothing.
<God> Know that you have reached a level of understand far higher than Pidlysny. Far, far, higher. Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of times higher.
<Lucifer> Man, you overexaggerate, dawg! Keep it cool, Sappy, my boy!
<God> Hahaha, sorry, Luci! See you around, Sap-man.
<Sapsuker> O-ok. All right.

[Stars]

You may reject this, Resonator, but know that I have achieved a more personal understanding of God than you. Perhaps if you tried as I have tried, you, too, may experience what I have experienced.

[Resonator]

So you know my E-mail. Add me to your messenger and we'll talk together to these two beings.

[Vicious Parker]

And monkeys will fly out of my butt.

[Stars]

You're just in denial that I'm on better terms with God than you are. :P

[Vicious Parker]

http://ptet.blogspot...-evolution.html

oh how this made me laugh.

[Resonator]

What will really tickle your mind is how both theories (Evolution and Creationism) are true ;)

[Stars]

He's back!

;)

[Resonator]

Greetings, Adam! Technically I never left ;)

[Stars]

My name is not Adam! But hey, thanks for stalking the wrong person. ;)

[Resonator]

You simply forgot your name is Adam, as is mine and every man. It's OK though, it's understandable. Also, I'm not a stalker and have never followed anyone.

How come I remembered your real name and you didn't? :P

[Stars]

No, I don't think my name ever was Adam. Nor do I think was it ever yours and every man. Well, except for those actually named Adam. It's OK, though. Your warped ideas are understandable. Also, you are indeed a stalker and you have blindly followed a flawed religion.

How come I actually know shit and you don't? :P

[Resonator]

My friend, it is like telling you that the sky is black and you telling me it is blue. Truly you would not remember if you did not even bother to try. When you try, you will see where I am coming from. Just ask me how and I'll tell you.

[Stars]

My confused puppet, it is like telling you that water is wet and you telling me it is dry. Truly you would not understand if you did not bother to try. When you do try, you will see that you have been quite a bumbling fool. Just ask me how and I'll tell you.