I meant to write this two days ago, when I watched the episode, so bear with me if I forget something.
My first reaction - Holy shit, it's down to the Final 5. Kass, Trish, Spencer, Woo, and Tony. Three people I've enjoyed watching, and two I haven't. Tonight, the hope is that A) Spencer wins immunity, otherwise he's fucked. B) Tony is stupid and uses both idols somehow. C) One of Trish/Kass go home.
With that said, the episode got off to a good start.
Tony trying to get both Kass and Woo with him is a smart move, but it was even smarter (though I hate to admit it) of Kass to double cross him instantly and tell Woo about the secret arrangement. This could open up Woo to do the big move he's been thinking about the past couple episodes. Also, gives Kass a redeeming quality, which could actually keep Spencer safe, which is all I really want.
Love Tony flipping out on Kass and basically burning that bridge in one fell swoop, Tony's allies have died by the day. To open the episode, he basically had Trish and Woo in his back pocket, and Kass as an emergency backup against Spencer, who is Tony's biggest threat when it comes to winning the game. But after this, the only ally he can rely on is Trish. Woo no longer trusts him all that much, and Kass definitely would get rid of him if she could. Tony may find himself relying on Spencer, who is smart enough to not be blindsided by Tony.
Next you have an interesting reward challenge. Yes, go dive into that mud, and bring it back to the bucket. Pains me to say it, but it was obvious from the first trip out who was winning here, only Tony really had a good strategy. Woo, Kass, and Trish all decided to jump in headfirst to get mud all over their bodies, and spent all day letting it harden on to them, whereas Tony just loaded up his arms (which is the least hairy part of most people's exposed bodies, as well as being the one that is easiest to brush things off) and went at it.
By the end of the challenge, it's not even close, and Tony wins the pizza. Shame.
But, I have to say, I'm proud of Tony choosing Trish to join him in the feast, because she desperately needs the food. She really needs it so much more than anyone. I hate her, and she's annoying, but honestly, she looks like she's about ready to drop dead. That pizza is going to help so much.
Time to eat pizza! IT IS BEING DELIVERED BY HELICOPTER OH MY GOD
Tony is a fucking pig. I wanted to throw up watching him eat, and I'm a really fast eater myself, it's practically coming out of his ears. Trish has to be famished, but she's being much more polite and showing much more etiquette.
Goddamn, hungry Tony?
I can't wait to see how all this talk at camp goes, but it definitely feels like Spencer still needs to win Immunity. If he doesn't, he's out.
And it's Immunity time. Nervous. Oh my god, this challenge is epic, and I could see anyone but Trish winning it (but she's probably safe anyway, because really, who is going to vote for her in the Final Three on the jury?)
And... Tony is off to a big lead. He's basically finished with the rope untying instantly. By the time anyone else even catches up, he's done with building the ladder up.
Spencer is falling behind, he's going to need to pull off a massive comeback, and I'm not 100% sure he can do it. He looks tired, and exhausted. This will be a test for sure.
Tony is already working on the slide puzzle and... he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. Shit, he didn't even look at the puzzle and just started sliding things. Spencer may have a chance yet.
And as luck would have it, Spencer seems revitalized, he's catching up to Tony, and will soon be able to start working on the puzzle.
Holy shit Tony, you really suck at this puzzle.
Spencer is up and ready to solve the puzzle. As expected, the chess champion takes a minute to study the puzzle, and is probably done with the puzzle by the time he starts moving his hands.
Holy shit, is he really going to do it? My heart rate is the highest it has been all season.
OH MY FUCKING GOD HE DID IT
And oh my god is it beautiful, even I shouted "YES" right there with Spencer. He pulled off one of the greatest comebacks I've ever seen, and he absolutely needed it to stay in the game. That's the definition of much in the clutch.
Spencer is so elated, and I can practically feel Jeff thinking "Wow, I didn't think that of all things would happen."
One thing, as an aside, Jeff is really good at containing his emotions. That's to be expected, but man, how could he not be pumped and screaming (more than his usual shouting to make sure everyone can hear him) for Spencer's win?
Spencer solved that puzzle faster than most people could have blinked. I mean, I'm good at slide puzzles (at least better than Tony) but I'm not THAT good at them.
Oh well, on the way back to camp. So obviously, Tony and Spencer are safe. I doubt Spencer or Tony pull off a power play to get rid of Woo... so that leaves the banshee Trish, or the narcissistic asshole Kass. Personally, I'm hoping for Trish I think. It'd be unlikely, since Woo would have to flip, but with the seeds planted earlier, it's much more likely than it was earlier. Kass is obviously voting for her, and Spencer will go along with whatever doesn't get him voted out (and he has immunity besides) so the smart move is definitely to get rid of Trish here.
So it's all going to come down to Woo, probably.
Tribal Council, and oh my god, this is so fucking hilarious. Even Jeff looks like he's having trouble holding back laughter. One of these days, he's going to lose it. This is a dysfunctional family, and Woo put it best. You have the Father Tony, the Mother Trish, the siblings with a rivalry between Kass and Spencer, and then Woo, the funky foreign exchange student who is like "what the fuck is going on".
The more I watch this season, the more I realize that as long as Trish doesn't win, I really don't care who wins anymore. That's not a bad thing. I legitimately like the people in the final 5 mostly (I don't like Kass, but wouldn't be pissed if she won, only disappointed) as players, even though as people, Kass, Trish, and Tony are all annoying.
I'm really pulling for Spencer, with Woo being my backup, because oh man, how can you not like Woo, he's just so fun.
The votes are coming in, and holy shit. Did I read that right? I know, Trish was voted out, but in the credits when the votes are showed, it said that Tony voted for Trish? TONY? Tony voted out his only REAL ally?
What sense does THAT make?
Sure, you can argue that Trish is likely voting for Tony should he make the final three... but... she's kind of crucial if he wants to make the final three. Correct me if I'm wrong, but because he used the weaker idol, he can't use the stronger idol, because there are 4 people left? Or did I flip the rules around?
Now, Spencer, Woo, and Kass, could essentially knock him out right? If he manages to get rid of Kass somehow, he could get whoever wins immunity (Spencer or Woo, because I doubt Tony or Trish would win) to vote with him to get the person who didn't win out. Now, no matter who wins immunity between Kass, Woo, and Spencer, if Tony doesn't win immunity, he's no longer invincible.
Well, it happens.
Spencer is definitely my pick to win this season. I don't think the show is "fixed", but I do think there's a certain level of staging, and while Spencer is the most intelligent person playing 99% of the time, he's also a strong challenge beast. You can't mean to tell me that he once lost a challenge and wasn't instantly voted out. There's just too many people who would be gunning for him. He's misplayed an idol, but so has pretty much everyone else.
I think the Final Three is going to end up being Spencer, Tony, and Kass (which is a good one) but my preferred Final Three would be Spencer, Tony, and Woo. Each of them embodies a big part of the game. Outwit, Outlast, Outplay. Not neccesarilly respectively, but you get the idea. All three have played an incredible game, and any of those three would make a fantastic season winner (as big of a dick that Tony is.)
This season has been great, and has rekindled my interest in Survivor, so that's all I can really ask for. I'm glad that Spencer has stayed so long, because if he didn't I doubt I'd have been as into this season. He's definitely one of my top 5 favorites in the history of the game, and potentially my favorite (I only saw a handful of seasons though).
No matter what happens in the final episode, I can safely say that I'll likely be happy with the result, traditionally, I've always liked the last episode and the reunion shows, though I don't know if anything has changed in recent years. I'll find out Wednesday, as no matter what, I'm watching it live (I usually watch it the next morning because of baseball)