I'm not going too in depth here, I have other things to do.
Basically, from the start, it looks pretty freaking obvious that Natalie is going to win. The only legitimate threat to her is Keith, and with how stupid Missy, Baylor, and Jacqueline have been, his only chance of getting to the Final Three is to win both immunity challenges, which would be insanely remarkable.
Yay, Keith won reward, which gives him an advantage in the challenge. I sure hope this time the advantage is useful.
Oh wow. Fuck right off Jeff, this challenge is an absolute nightmare. It's all about patience, balance, and a lot of luck. That paddle is so small, that even the lightest bit of wind could destroy you. Gotta be quick, efficient, and focused.
Complete domination, Keith wins.
So, it's Natalie, Baylor, Missy, or Jacqueline going home... I'm really hoping it's Natalie, but it's probably Jacqueline or Baylor, I can't imagine they send home Missy, since she's basically a free win in the final three, and can't win challenges...
And Natalie plays her idol... on Jacqueline. Please everyone have voted for Natalie, that'd be so amazing...
Dammit, they voted out Baylor, who was probably my second favorite left. Go Keith Go.
New immunity... I like this one.
MOVE IT KEITH. I KNOW YOU CAN MOVE FASTER THAN THAT!
Natalie really wants this win, and she's got a big lead...
Wait, where the fuck did Jacqueline come from? What do you mean she's already done with the puzzle? What do you mean she took a hard bump and still somehow remembered the numbers?
Are you kidding? Jacqueline won?
Do the smart thing Jacqueline, vote out Natalie. If you keep her, you WILL lose. If you bring Keith to the Final Three, you have a chance, albeit a small one.
WHY IS EVERYONE AN IDIOT? Natalie has the strongest case to make to the jury, so why do all three of you vote out Keith, who while a challenge threat, didn't really play the game? That's boneheaded.
So, Keith is gone, and I am uninterested in the end result. We have three people I thoroughly dislike in the final three. You can either vote for Missy, who was a prima donna whiner who babied her daughter (but somewhat redeemed herself by playing through a broken foot or whatever it was), Jacqueline, who was one half of the most disgusting alliance this season and caused me to hate PDA more than I already do, or Natalie, who shouldn't have been on this season to begin with (Long story short, I don't think people who played on Amazing Race should get to be on Survivor, or vice-versa. Thousands apply to both shows, and it's completely unfair that two spots went to the twins when they could have given COMPLETELY NEW people their spots).
I'm hoping for Jacqueline I guess, because while I hate Jon, and I don't care for her, she could actually use this money to do something special, which is about the only way I can feel satisfied with the result.
The questions were wicked tame, and completely expected... until Reed flew off the handle at Missy. I mean damn, I agree man, but that's a hell of a time to be playing that card...
And the votes, I'm predicting a blowout for Natalie.
And of course it was. Predictable result that I saw the moment Jon got voted out. Very disappointing.
It was a good season, but a pretty mediocre finale outside of Jacqueline winning that surprise challenge.
I didn't care much for the reunion either. A lot of stuff that I already knew from keeping up with Survivor Live and various twitter feeds, so no new information was shared... I'm sticking around to see the new season...
And holy shit I love the idea. It was worth staying up to see it.
White Collar v. Blue Collar v. No Collar.
This is one I wish I had been able to sign up for honestly, I'd almost certainly profile as a no collar person (I don't mind the idea of work or anything, but I see no point in becoming a blue collar worker, and white collar work is out of my reach. I see blue collar workers as people who do 4x the labor, and get 1/4 as much pay. There's little reward in it, so it'd make no sense for me to do it.)
It's one my grandmother and I will clash over a lot, so there are downsides. She's been a blue collar worker all her life.
We actually had a small fight upon the reveal of the season, because I let slip how I feel about blue collar work and the people who do it. I'm not shy about expressing my opinions, so I mean, I know I had it coming.
Still, very surprising to see what I presume will be a third straight newbie season. And in Season 30. February can't get here soon enough.