Parafaragomus:
I find your grasp of astronomy
profound yet an anomoly
I'll perform a simple proof
with my new hyper trigonometry,
and once it's solved, we'll all agree
that although it is made of cheese,
the moon is only second prize
to curing every known disease [wipes brow, exhales]
wizard please,
i've calculated the odds,
and as this matrix of co-factors shows,
you're a clod.
The transitive properties of your recent mental state
will compound this fool's errand,
tempt ye not the fates!
Even an idiot knows, and I see it now on your face,
that feeling when there isn't any air to breathe in space
you'll kill us all, you're a madman, I must foil this,
I see disaster, and I have a talent for clairvoyance.
Barbenfouillis:
Ladies hold your telescopes,
gentlemen your chairs
as I decisively divide this scruffy sum of two squares
I'm the chairman, of the wizardry academy,
I cast spells uncannily, my words bend reality
I'm the head of the faculty, you can't overrule me,
but that doesn't mean that we can't occasionally disagree,
I'm the meanest mc, hall of fame inductee
I mix science and magic just like mystical potpourri.
You're a wannabe nobody absentee appointee,
with somehow less hustle than a double amputee.
I've had this beard since you only had a goatee,
what you call impossible, I call wait and see.