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[Puffin]

Perfectly fine. But my tongue and lips actually went numb after I finished eating. That was unexpected.

What hot sauce is it and where did you get it?

[Shoulder Devil]

"Get Bitten: Black Mamba 6" and it's from CaJohn's Fiery Foods. Same place I got the last death sauce :D

I took it to work today, too. All the other managers liked it. The younger ones thought it was stupid hot. Two people cried!

[SpazCat]

how's your b*hole?

Doing some catching up on this topic and this made me laugh. That's enough catching up for me. Thanks!

[Stars]

Have you considered parlaying your pepper consumption into making videos?

[panda]

In further news, Alfonso Ribeiro is going to start hosting America's Funniest Home Videos.

 

This will give me a reason to actually watch AFV.

[kspr]

i sculpted out my piece for my haunted house costume. now after it dries, i cover it with liquid latex, and then cast a mold in plaster. after that, i pour in my resin, and wala! nuclear reactor resin chestpiece. after it's cast, im putting in some neon green led's, and making some rotten flesh around the outside with foam, before covering it with latex, and acryllic. THEN, i get to screw-sew it onto my lacrosse armor. this is turning into a big project, but im going to try and get into the 4th of july parade with the haunt.

[Shoulder Devil]

i sculpted out my piece for my haunted house costume. now after it dries, i cover it with liquid latex, and then cast a mold in plaster. after that, i pour in my resin, and wala! nuclear reactor resin chestpiece. after it's cast, im putting in some neon green led's, and making some rotten flesh around the outside with foam, before covering it with latex, and acryllic. THEN, i get to screw-sew it onto my lacrosse armor. this is turning into a big project, but im going to try and get into the 4th of july parade with the haunt.

So are there any rules forbidding you from playing Lacrosse in it too? Because uh, not gonna lie, that would get me to actually watch lacrosse.

That, and if someone on your team played while cosplaying Sterling Archer.

[panda]

I'm not a creep about these things, I just happen to notice. So when I first moved into my apartment, upstairs guy would have regular sex with his girlfriend almost daily. I notice because the floor conducts all sounds (cough, sneeze, throat clearing, giggle, moan, and little doggy paws). I also noticed because they would always have sex around 3 am when I'm getting up for work. I also noticed this stopped happening for the past several months, even though the girl was still hanging around.

Then last week I saw the girl with a giant belly. I know you're not ever under any circumstances supposed to assume a woman is pregnant, unless you can see a child coming out of her.

So upstairs guy was gone all Memorial weekend, which made me very happy. I watched some movies and listened to music on louder volume and laughed and sang and made merriment.

He's back now, as I expected. I can hear the sounds of a usual upstairs neighbour
..and the girl is up with him
..and the tiny dog
......and the not-so-soft coos and crying and distress of a baby

...who is now, as it has for the past hour, been singing the song of its people.




I need earplugs.

[kspr]

omg panda you can't just assume someone gave birth just because there's a baby up there. it's 2015 for cryin out loud.

[legacyme3]

I'm rather irate.

 

This might get a touch political, if it does, ignore it.

 

My grandmother hasn't gotten her income tax return yet. She's been trying to for the past month. In that month, we've really struggled. (We're a poor household, very little money)

 

Today, she finally got a human to respond to her.

 

The entire reason her income tax return is being held up? I haven't signed up for Obamacare, so they have to wait 2 more weeks to take the fine out of her return.

 

If you are going to have forced healthcare, have it be taxed on someone's income automatically. Obamacare is the worst healthcare system possible. I've tried going through their website to get the discounted/free/whatever version of it to be within the law.

 

But the site has so many fucking issues that even after giving the relevant information, they can't help me.

 

Fuck Obama. Fuck the healthcare system. Fuck all of it.

 

Because I can't afford healthcare, or figure out the dumbest puzzle of all time, we have to struggle financially. There's no good reason for any of this

[kspr]

you should have just lied on your returns. there's no way for them to check if you have "private" health insurance, and they didn't even ask me to prove it when i had my taxes done. 

[Monkeydog]

Today for me:

[kspr]

i really hope rand paul fillibusters the patriot act renewal tomorrow, how else am i supposed to punch a terrorist in the face?

[Donkeymog]

Wait didn't he already try to filibuster it last week?

 

I'm on a press trip in Morocco surrounded by fashion bloggers talking about London fashion companies, new shoes and their favourite hairstylists. Then I look at their blogs and they're non-mobile optimized pieces of shit and I really worry about their priorities.

[Xteven Xavier]

no he filibustered extending the deadline last week

[Amethyst]

I'm really glad this place only ever has the same like 20 people (+ some) who frequent it because anywhere else with my (lack of) activity I'd be so lost.

[SpazCat]

I'm really glad this place only ever has the same like 20 people (+ some) who frequent it because anywhere else with my (lack of) activity I'd be so lost.

In between my inactivity spells I still feel lost. Haha!

[lazlo falconi]

Yeah man, I went a single week without posting and now we're all going on a road trip.

[legacyme3]

My girlfriend is trying to sell me on joining the National Guard.

 

Good luck with that.

[lazlo falconi]

Nasty guard's not bad, a little income, meet lots of cool people. Hell, a lot of officers in the NG are businessmen, so you could possibly find a legit job. Plus, if you haven't paid of your student loans yet, which I suspect you haven't, they'll do that for you. You might even get a big cash bonus if you join the right MOS.