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The GDT v2

Started by Monkeydog , Dec 27 2013 01:27 PM

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#521 kspr

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Posted 17 June 2014 - 06:41 AM

Oh for sure. Most non bitter coffee is the best, but still, if you don't like it bitter...

you're not a real man?

my hit list is getting out of hand. is it normal to want to murder everyone you see on tv before 8am?

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you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.

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#522 Xteven Xavier

Oh my GAWD!! so gay.

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Posted 17 June 2014 - 09:17 AM

I like to think so, I not so secretly want to murder everyone from Fox news and c-span, especially those twats Rush Limbaugh and Pierce Morgan.

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#523 kspr

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Posted 17 June 2014 - 09:53 AM

really? cspan? did your county board meeting get rescheduled without notification?

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#524 Amethyst

Hold on, I have to go talk to this mirror.

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Posted 17 June 2014 - 12:29 PM

how 2 exist better

no results returned

if anyone can casually save 200 grand in like five years give me a call pls

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#525 kspr

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Posted 17 June 2014 - 12:38 PM

i can hook you up with a job selling transportation if you want. xteven was gonna do it, but needs a working computer

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#526 SpazCat

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Posted 17 June 2014 - 05:13 PM

i can hook you up with a job selling transportation if you want. xteven was gonna do it, but needs a working computer

Oh? Do tell!

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:lol:

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#527 BottomGuy

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Posted 17 June 2014 - 08:51 PM

i can hook you up with a job selling transportation if you want. xteven was gonna do it, but needs a working computer

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Not "conspiracies". Conspiracy. Singular.

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#528 SpazCat

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Posted 18 June 2014 - 05:29 PM

I wanted more people interested in Kasper's post. It would have been funnier.

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:lol:

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#529 legacyme3

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Posted 18 June 2014 - 05:43 PM

If I wasn't totally hopeless, I would have inquired as well.

I could use a job.

But I suck at most everything that relies on success to be excellent.

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#530 kspr

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Posted 19 June 2014 - 08:53 AM

im yelling at a lot of stupid, stupid people on the phone right now. some assclown decided a food dc's crowded parking lot was the perfect place for a noontime piss before being removed by security, another carrier thinks i would book a load with them to deliver late on purpose, half the people in my office don't do their job because they know they won't get fired, another salesman thinks he's god's gift to logistics and treats everyone like garbage even though i do all his fucking work, and the guy who's one head higher than me on the totem poll (there's only 2) expect me to come up with solutions to problems i can't solve without getting a cdl, stealing a truck, and moving this freight my self. there's been an increasingly abundant amount of assbrained behavior that makes me want to quit and live in a wine barrel at the beach

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#531 SpazCat

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Posted 20 June 2014 - 05:39 AM

That's rough bro.

I have those days. I feel terrible that associates constantly ask me for help, but I can't ask them to help with my stuff. Why? Because if I did they'd fuck it up bad. Causing more work for me. Then, while helping others, I never get what I need done and feel like a failure. Luckily no one sees me as such. I'd love to train my people better, but hardly get the time. When I make time I get sucked into projects that make no damn sense.

Why can't those dumb asses get fired? Are you short handed?

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:lol:

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#532 kspr

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Posted 22 June 2014 - 06:22 AM

holy crap laser quest is way better now than it was 10 years ago. a group of kids were camping together in a nest and i was just tall enough to shoot them from underneath it without being seen.

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#533 Puffin

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Posted 22 June 2014 - 02:14 PM

I saw two rough-legged hawks today! :D They were flying in circles around our street and at one point, one dipped down as low as our fence. It was so cool. And later I saw a large shadow pass overhead, so I went out and the hawk had landed on our chimney. :D

There are various species of hawks, falcons and other birds of prey on Long Island, but I've only ever seen them once before in my neighborhood.

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#534 kspr

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Posted 22 June 2014 - 07:23 PM

my friend ordered a hooker and was so afraid of a pimp showing up to his apartment that he made me and this other guy hang out downstairs and be on lookout in case he was about to get robbed. she was big time uggles.

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#535 kspr

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 08:10 AM

i applied for a job at a haunted house. i hope general sociopathy is an employable attribute.

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#536 Vicious Parker

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 09:36 AM

i hope general sociopathy is an employable attribute.

Seems to work out OK for your average CEO.

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