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The GDT v2

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#541 Vicious Parker

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Posted 26 June 2014 - 06:59 PM

If you get upset that you lost that contest, does that make you automatically take a higher position?


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Posted 26 June 2014 - 08:43 PM

i didn't have enough fucks to give. good hustle though.
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Posted 27 June 2014 - 01:39 PM

So, I'm seeing my love interest/girlfriend (I guess that's what you'd call her) tomorrow, apparently, and not just that, but I'm meeting her family.

 

I'm more terrified by this prospect than anything I've ever experienced.

 

I've been scared in the past, but this is completely different, and for completely different than expected reasons.

 

I will note this is the first time I've ever met a loved ones parents. I have zero experience with parents who aren't my own. And my experience with my own parents was less than positive.

 

So yeah. Mucho stresso.


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#544 kspr

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Posted 27 June 2014 - 08:08 PM

here's what you do: act like yourself and take deep breathes and talk about sports balls. don't give away that you've been watching world cup games, you might seem unemployed. help do dishes and if the dad is a jerk, brush it off without him knowing he's being brushed off. try to figure out if he's trying to test your character, but don't whiteknight, you might weird him out.
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#545 legacyme3

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Posted 28 June 2014 - 06:58 PM

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Posted 28 June 2014 - 09:38 PM

Congrats, you won the battle, celebrate this victory for it was a large one. Careful though, the war is on the horrizon


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Posted 29 June 2014 - 06:54 AM

wooo! good job!

im going to a gay pride parade as an escort for boozepony and two other girls ive never met. im dressed as a straight person, it's pretty funny b/c most of the people on the train are dressed ridiculous, and there are small kids with parents that look dissappoint.
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Posted 29 June 2014 - 06:51 PM

that was a lot more fun than i thought. it was like carnivale but nobody was pissing on the sidewalk.

bp has this thing called a wine rack, which is like a camelpak but you wear it in a sportsbra. we were drinking from the time the train got there, so i was tired, and i yawned during the parade, and some guy threw beads at me from a float. i also witnessed some expert handjob negotiations between a guy on a balcony, and a guy standing in front of me.


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Posted 29 June 2014 - 07:30 PM

A rich full day for everyone!


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Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."


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#550 kspr

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Posted 30 June 2014 - 06:32 PM

ron paul wants me to celebrate july 4th by supporting my local police department
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Posted 01 July 2014 - 09:50 AM

I'm going to be seeing the girlfriend on the 3rd. I also might be spending the night.

 

Cue speculation.

 

Spoiler

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Posted 01 July 2014 - 10:36 AM

I'm going to be seeing the girlfriend on the 3rd. I also might be spending the night.

 

Cue speculation.

 

Spoiler

 

SEX!


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#553 kspr

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Posted 01 July 2014 - 10:44 AM

don't jump right in, you gotta make her want it. nothing is more satisfying than when she puts your arm around her when she's cold on the train. 


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Posted 01 July 2014 - 05:58 PM

and how awesome is it when your special lady says "let's get some ducks" ?
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Posted 04 July 2014 - 06:00 PM

and how awesome is it when your special lady says "let's get some ducks" ?

 

VP and I have yet to reach this level yet.


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Posted 04 July 2014 - 06:26 PM

Jackie is buying a house in a suburb that allows chickens and ducks (and horses) kept in the backyard. She's totally getting some ducks and chickens and is super excited about it. The horse may come later but she might have to get a bigger yard first.


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#557 kspr

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Posted 04 July 2014 - 09:19 PM

 
VP and I have yet to reach this level yet.


playingitcool.jpg. my friends are all jealous of the pond i'm putting in. the trailer park "doesn't" allow ducks, but somebody somewhere has chickens; i caught one on the porch this morning.
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Posted 04 July 2014 - 10:05 PM

I'm home from my visit with the girlfriend.

 

And I'm apparently visiting again next Monday, and staying until Wednesday or Thursday.

 

Apparently, she likes me. And apparently, so does her mother.

 

Definitely the most fulfilling relationship I've ever had. Feels the past week has flown by.

 

Now if I can just find a job, my life will be pretty much perfect.


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Posted 06 July 2014 - 04:18 AM

Getting a girl and then getting a job sounds exactly like Scott Pilgrim.

And now I'm super excited because Jackie has NOT seen Scott Pilgrim vs the World and I am totally making that the next movie we watch.
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Posted 06 July 2014 - 09:22 AM

How has she not seen it yet. I love that movie.


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