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#121 Donkeymog

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Posted 06 September 2013 - 06:37 AM

Why not go to France? France is sweet. Shame about all the French people though trololololol


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#122 matrim

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Posted 06 September 2013 - 11:12 AM

main reason I declined :P


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I get to drive the float, and Simmons here IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!!!
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#123 Xteven Xavier

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Posted 09 September 2013 - 07:10 AM

Yeah Well if you do come to America(It's Wonderbar) Then that means you con come to monkeycon.


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#124 Donkeymog

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Posted 09 September 2013 - 10:12 AM

Do we have to dress up as monkeys at monkeycon? No wait, we should dress up as our avatars.


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#125 Shoulder Devil

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Posted 09 September 2013 - 04:42 PM

That might be a little cost-prohibitive, for me.

Unless someone's just got an expensive pinstripe suit and knuckledusters lying around.


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#126 Donkeymog

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Posted 09 September 2013 - 05:57 PM

I see no knuckledusters nor any pinstripe suit.

 

At least you don't have to find a giant red cape and an excessively ornate medallion.


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#127 Stars

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Posted 09 September 2013 - 07:56 PM

My Good Guy Stars avatar might be kinda tricky. Maybe I should go as pink David Niven.
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* * * Stars' Final Fantasy Challenge * * *

 

Final Fantasy I - Completion Time 14:11

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#128 kspr

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Posted 09 September 2013 - 08:02 PM

i've been a mummy this whole time SUCKERS!


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#129 Monkeydog

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Posted 09 September 2013 - 08:16 PM

I hope Jody goes as the alligator gif.
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#130 lazlo falconi

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 10:29 AM

Oh great, now nobody will look at me funny when I come dressed as Officer Jenny!
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Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."


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#131 Hyperlisk

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 11:28 AM

I shall be vespene gas
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#132 kspr

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 11:59 AM

oh good, i need more vespene gas


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#133 Shoulder Devil

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Posted 11 September 2013 - 07:08 PM

I see no knuckledusters nor any pinstripe suit.

 

At least you don't have to find a giant red cape and an excessively ornate medallion.


You mean anywhere besides literally any ren faire, ever?


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#134 Xteven Xavier

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Posted 12 September 2013 - 08:52 AM

Well I need to change My avatar then, I can't come as Shrewt.  Oh I know who I need to come as.


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#135 Monkeydog

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Posted 12 September 2013 - 01:16 PM

http://orteil.dashne.../cookieclicker/

My job is to make more cookies than Hyperlisk.


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#136 Hyperlisk

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 10:51 AM

Never~! My cookie empire shall bring yours down!


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#137 Donkeymog

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 06:58 PM

I have no idea. But I have to keep clicking until I get a factory.

 

People are starting to talk about my cookies!


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#138 Donkeymog

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 07:00 PM

I have unlocked the achievement "So baked right now". And you know it's true.


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#139 Monkeydog

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Posted 13 September 2013 - 07:52 PM

I really hope my laptop stays on at work so I come back to all of the cookies so I can buy a kitty.


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#140 Shoulder Devil

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Posted 14 September 2013 - 05:44 PM

I'm baking over 233,000,000 a second.

My cookie empire shall last for the next thousand years B|

 

EDIT: Actually now that it's up with the new update, cookie production is now just over 1.11 billion per second.


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