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[Kyle]

Yeah Well if you do come to America(It's Wonderbar) Then that means you con come to monkeycon.

Sorry about being a grammar Nazi, but wonderful in German is spelled Wunderbar and it's is ist.

Anyways, I got a small job selling food at the consessions stand at school, so meh. Not arguing.

[lazlo falconi]

My cookie empire extends to half the sidewalk outside my front door and produces a whopping 2.7 cookies per second.

[Xteven Xavier]

I was up to just over 500 cookies a second when I played friday, needless to say, I'm playing right now

[kspr]

if i was a wall, i'd try to get a job as a professional tennis player because nobody's ever beaten a wall at tennis

[lazlo falconi]

I'm at about 189 million per second now, I haven't even played since yesterday.

[Xteven Xavier]

I'm up to about 290 thousand CpS

[Monkeydog]

1B/s~

[Shoulder Devil]

~1.66 billion per second

[Monkeydog]

Damn.

 

I only play when I'm at work though, so I probably don't make as much as you guys if you're just leaving it on all day.

[Shoulder Devil]

Nah, I'm just running it when I'm home. Up to over 3.2 billion a second now.

[Monkeydog]

I'm at 3Bish at work.

[kspr]

i watched a rubber duck sit on a button for three hours today. then i took the duck off the button and clocked out.

[lazlo falconi]

I got to over a billion clicks per second then started the grandmapocalypse, but grew bored waiting for it. I guess I'm done now.

[Shoulder Devil]

Far as I can tell, all it does is start replacing your cookies with blood cookies that halve your production per second until they wear off.

That, and replaces the background with a background full of profile shots of grannies. Which got old really quickly.

[Monkeydog]

Red cookies have a bunch of functions. One gives you x666 for 6 seconds.

Also you need to settle the grandma's two different ways for two of the achievements.

[Xteven Xavier]

Yeah the computer I was using had all the cookies deleted and I didn't want to start from the beginning. 

[Shoulder Devil]

Already had that happen to me. Thankfully, it was early enough that I didn't have long to wait before I was back up to the previous production level, with the added bonus that I restructured in the process.

[Shoulder Devil]

Had to wake up at 3:30 today so I could unload a truck at the asscrack of dawn. Some 1200 units, all of it Christmas shit.

I hate Christmas D|

[Monkeydog]

When I worked at Starbucks we used to have to have a few people work all night to unpack/decorate the store. I never had to do that, but last year I had to work Thanksgiving and then come back that night and work late night Thanksgiving/Black Friday. That was fun. And working/closing on Christmas (which was the worse, like everyone came right before we closed, assholes).

[kspr]

oh man when i worked at ritz camera, we got paid hourly plus commission. the best part of black friday wasn't making 400 in 6 hours, it was that our manager bought us all booze so we were smashed at work all day, AND i was 19! ritz camera was probably my favorite job i've ever had. i got to take the floor model cameras home to test them out so i could sell them better, and i'd take them mountain climbing and to fencing and get to print the pictures for free!