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#141 Kyle

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Posted 15 September 2013 - 05:50 AM

Yeah Well if you do come to America(It's Wonderbar) Then that means you con come to monkeycon.

Sorry about being a grammar Nazi, but wonderful in German is spelled Wunderbar and it's is ist.

Anyways, I got a small job selling food at the consessions stand at school, so meh. Not arguing.


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#142 lazlo falconi

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Posted 15 September 2013 - 10:30 AM

My cookie empire extends to half the sidewalk outside my front door and produces a whopping 2.7 cookies per second.
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Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."


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#143 Xteven Xavier

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 08:25 AM

I was up to just over 500 cookies a second when I played friday, needless to say, I'm playing right now


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#144 kspr

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 09:47 AM

if i was a wall, i'd try to get a job as a professional tennis player because nobody's ever beaten a wall at tennis


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#145 lazlo falconi

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 10:32 AM

I'm at about 189 million per second now, I haven't even played since yesterday.
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Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."


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#146 Xteven Xavier

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 11:00 AM

I'm up to about 290 thousand CpS


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#147 Monkeydog

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 12:43 PM

1B/s~


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#148 Shoulder Devil

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 04:51 PM

~1.66 billion per second


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#149 Monkeydog

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Posted 16 September 2013 - 05:17 PM

Damn.

 

I only play when I'm at work though, so I probably don't make as much as you guys if you're just leaving it on all day.


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#150 Shoulder Devil

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Posted 17 September 2013 - 04:17 PM

Nah, I'm just running it when I'm home. Up to over 3.2 billion a second now.


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#151 Monkeydog

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Posted 17 September 2013 - 05:28 PM

I'm at 3Bish at work.


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#152 kspr

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Posted 17 September 2013 - 06:54 PM

i watched a rubber duck sit on a button for three hours today. then i took the duck off the button and clocked out.


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#153 lazlo falconi

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 06:42 PM

I got to over a billion clicks per second then started the grandmapocalypse, but grew bored waiting for it. I guess I'm done now.
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#154 Shoulder Devil

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Posted 18 September 2013 - 09:16 PM

Far as I can tell, all it does is start replacing your cookies with blood cookies that halve your production per second until they wear off.

That, and replaces the background with a background full of profile shots of grannies. Which got old really quickly.


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#155 Monkeydog

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Posted 19 September 2013 - 06:16 AM

Red cookies have a bunch of functions. One gives you x666 for 6 seconds.

Also you need to settle the grandma's two different ways for two of the achievements.
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#156 Xteven Xavier

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Posted 19 September 2013 - 07:45 AM

Yeah the computer I was using had all the cookies deleted and I didn't want to start from the beginning. 


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#157 Shoulder Devil

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Posted 19 September 2013 - 02:53 PM

Already had that happen to me. Thankfully, it was early enough that I didn't have long to wait before I was back up to the previous production level, with the added bonus that I restructured in the process.


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#158 Shoulder Devil

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Posted 17 October 2013 - 02:11 PM

Had to wake up at 3:30 today so I could unload a truck at the asscrack of dawn. Some 1200 units, all of it Christmas shit.

hate Christmas D|


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#159 Monkeydog

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Posted 17 October 2013 - 02:28 PM

When I worked at Starbucks we used to have to have a few people work all night to unpack/decorate the store. I never had to do that, but last year I had to work Thanksgiving and then come back that night and work late night Thanksgiving/Black Friday. That was fun. And working/closing on Christmas (which was the worse, like everyone came right before we closed, assholes).


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#160 kspr

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Posted 17 October 2013 - 04:27 PM

oh man when i worked at ritz camera, we got paid hourly plus commission. the best part of black friday wasn't making 400 in 6 hours, it was that our manager bought us all booze so we were smashed at work all day, AND i was 19! ritz camera was probably my favorite job i've ever had. i got to take the floor model cameras home to test them out so i could sell them better, and i'd take them mountain climbing and to fencing and get to print the pictures for free!


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