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[kspr]

hells yeah, 14 downloads since yesterday!

[kspr]

i've discovered that the easiest way to get people to download your rpg maker game is to complain like a dipshit that nobody's downloaded it or given you any meaningful feedback. there's gotta be an easier way, but i cant think of any other good ways to make noise besides making a fake account somewhere, and giving the game a stellar review. but then i'll sound like those people who review apartments on rent.com who are obviously the landlords.

[kspr]

screenshot of updated Villageburg. I added a bunch of things in to fill up all the empty space.

New:




Old:

[Monkeydog]

It looks a lot better.

[kspr]

thank you! that means something coming from an RMOG.

i'm happy with it. i was testing it and i forgot to set the crows to always on top and through, so they interfere with movements :(

[kspr]

i need some 'yes' or 'no' feedback on some ideas:

1/1000 evil dove soap. makes you slow with dry skin. activated by talking to the 1000th npc. done with variable "npc chat +1." when variable reaches goal, a bar of soap appears in inventory. can be sold for $100,000. if used, attacks,  and when defeated, yields high exp, and a similar unuseable bar of soap.

Shittilbee's Auction House

hidden boss in desert: Cacti sherrif "Sherrif Dawes" 

enchanted buttcrack cast

"Release The Copra(copper)phage!- in keptie village instead of summoning Ahti, the Keptie chief summons the Copraphage, which crushes Strayer.

sci fi- ending idea: there is one house that everyone inside the brain-uplink immortality computer lives in. it is made so that your handprint will allow you to enter your 'level' or home inside the building. similar to jcwmm danger rooms.

"i call few men lord, and fewer still 'friend' "

flashbacks to rm2k game(?)

retarded inbred hillbilly kittens

bear-ito

consolidated shit ticket: abandoned warehouse where Stigma's key unlocks a file cabinet.

comedy club in zoar with rotating standups.

gettin ghillied- find npc in zoar who gives you an exotic bug dust that when used, transports player to a nightmarish hallucinagenic maze. ends after timer reaches 0:01

Hallo-Happycake: buy one, and variable switch "Happycake" activated; npc's are more polite. hostile npc's remain the same.

[Monkeydog]

yes

yes

no

no

yes

no

yes?

yes

yes, if adorable.

Only if it's a breakfast bear-ito that contains some beartatos.

no

yes

yes, maybe.

yes

[kspr]

ok ending ideas now. I came up with three different endings based on a combination of switches being on or off. since i may never finish this game, here's how it should go:


Worst Ending: Clymidius, in the form of a giant dragon, has just stolen the seeds, and has gone to plant them. The 'Tree' is a giant antenna that channels all the evil in the entire world universe into a single point, and opens a portal there. Clymidius summons The Master, and The Master strikes Clymidius down. As Clymidius dies, he regains his human form. Clymidius lands near Fallon, who pulls his soul from the space between the World and the Veil. Her soul fuses with his human soul, and Fallon becomes a tall slender archangel in bright golden armor with a flaming sword. They defeat The Master, and the vacuum it causes upon his death sucks all the evil out of the universe, and traps it all in a vacant dimension. Clymidius's soul is sucked from Fallon, who becomes a normal human woman. All the remaining characters move back to Villageburg, and grow old as neighbors.


Middle Ending: Same as before, except when The Master is defeated, the evil auras disappear, and the universe zooms out to be part of a neuron inside the brain of a ladybug.

Best Ending: Fallon sacrifices herself to fight The Master alone, thinking her angelic powers are all that can defeat it. She is smacked down by The Master, who then attacks the party. Fallon appears as an archangel,but with black wings. The angel is actually Clymidius in human form, disguised as Fallon in a golden suit of armor with a face plate. They defeat The Master,and the knight reveals himself as Clymidius. He is now the only evil in the entire universe, as he has absorbed the last of The Master's soul. Clymidius summons a real, gargantuan, tree from under the ground. It absorbs him into it, and it becomes a huge dungeon. At the center of the dungeon, Clymidius has become hybridized with the tree, and becomes The Arboreal Appleheart. It grows a large wooden, gorilla-like body around it, with Clymidius being the brain.

The party defeats Clymidius, and the tree begins to crumble around them.

Every party member, and important NPC are released from their pods in a spaceship. They learn that they have done everything right in the dream, and have been judged as decent people, and are now allowed to live on their new utopic planet. It is revealed there that their previous planet became uninhabitable after a nuclear war. The smartest people left alive decided to leave the planet, and developed a computer program that would keep the subject in a hibernation until they landed on the new planet, and had been reprogrammed to be good people.

All the while Kasper doubts that the reality of the utopic planet is real either, and kills himself. The screen cuts to a lone baby being born, and we are led to believe it is Kasper, however, he is the only person in his universe, and it is revealed that he eventually becomes the psychotic Master.

[Stars]

I probably shouldn't have read any of that before finding a way to play the game, but oh well. xp

What sort of things will determine which ending the player gets?

[kspr]

knowing me, it'll change at least 4 more times anyway.... and also i'll never finish the game in the first place.

some characters die, some leave the party. doing different things in the game activates different switches that throw you into different circuits.

[kspr]

After playing some fallout new vegas missions literally 4 days ago, i discovered that my 'best ending' was a vault experiment, where people had to elect a human sacrifice each year, and were only released once they decided not to sacrifice anyone. how can i change it to make it more different? i don't want anyone thinking i ripped it off.

[kspr]

made some music last night. just getting back into fruity loops now that i got a tiny usb keyboard. i couldn't figure out how to work the crack in the .zip, but i made this in the whole 4 minutes that my friends discovered that you can use the program to make epic rap battle instrumentals. i might add onto this and make it some bgm for a map or two, but right now couldn't b bothered with it.

 some music of some sort.mp3   108.23K   5 downloads

[Monkeydog]

Sounds kinda like a cave theme.

[lazlo falconi]

I think it sounds more like the theme inside the "crazy old codger's" hut but really his wacky stories are hints the player can use to find the next dungeon or whatever.

[kspr]

started on some Mantis battlers. i'll use them sooner or later.
 mantis boss 1.png   40.69K   1 downloads
 armored mantis boss.png   95.55K   0 downloads

[kspr]

more bug bosses!

[kspr]

i've decided that i should stuff as many musical and cultural references into my game as i can. i need more dirty limericks, i think they're funny.

"There once was a legionnaire from Delaware,
who liked to wear women's underwear,
His pants once fell down,
and he showed the whole town,
what a lacy pink thong he wore under there."

[lazlo falconi]

Why does the last creature have a nutsack for a mouth?

[kspr]

it also has an armored dick for a thorax....wtf did i do?

[kspr]

this is the new first boss, the Treetot.