When Monkeydog himself himself asked me to do the updates, I felt honored, then afraid, then confused, then hungry. Then it dawned on me that if he asked me to do it, it probably meant everyone else was dead, or nobody else was going to do it. Suddenly I learned how the Secretary of Housing And Urban Development must feel on a daily basis. It's a constant tug of war between oh crap how did it come to this?, and oh crap I hope I can wing it like nobody's gonna notice.
Member Of The Week:
BottomGuy
Bottomguy has the least amount of profile views of any of our beloved regulars at 235. If you loitered on his page more, you'd see he somehow scored 166 points at 501 darts. Can YOU win a game by only scoring a third of the points? That's almost a mutant super power.
Game Of The Week: Kung Fu Remix!
On NES, this game is about saving Sylvia by kicking heads off genies, and one of the bosses is Bill Cosby.
In the Monkeypro Arcade, Kung Fu Remix is remixed to the remax, and features a menagerie of malevolent meanies out to out-menace Mr. X.
Weekly Polling Of The Electorate
too lazy to read? get books on tape
multiple personalities? get books about knives
ataxia? get this book, it helps somehow
Got a whole in the bottom of your imagination? Get a book about Ethnobotany
Peter Jackson authorized this book, so it's probably not self serving with many glaring omissions whatsoever
What did we do this week?
Puffin ate hot cocoa made with coffee. yum!
We discovered the new Nissan Panda gets 40 rods to the hogshead. so fast!
Matrim asked about our anthropological origins as a way to explain digital continental drift.
How did we video our games?
Mario taught us about geography
We played Skyrim, Fibbage, Pikmin 3, Hyrule Warriors, Minecraft, FORCED, New Leaf, Smash Bros Demo, Dark Souls 2.
Our cathode ray receptacles receptaclated how underwhelming the Family Guy/Simpsons crossover episode was. We'd also explore stuff if light didn't burn. We read about ponies and libertarian apple trees. Nobody arted, but i did find this neat painting.
So this is what outside looks like.
