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[kspr]

Wow I'd like to translateparty that page.

Edit: I did. http://translationparty.com/#6283195

why do they keep talking about 100 years of the monkey?

[Maelstrom]

lol, monkey is supposed to be money.

wow, it'd be kind funny if our monkey and money got switched up.

[Maelstrom]

Okay, wondering at the gs shaped hole in my pokemon memory, I decide to go back and look at the list of pokemon and recall some things. He's what I found: a shitton of pokemon I didn't like.

starting from the top, let's look at them, shall we?

Bayleef- retarded green dinosaur-ish pokemon with retarded petals collaring it's strange neck. NO!
Typhlosion- it's middle evo was decent looking. It's still a wierd mammalian thing with fire bursting out it's back/ass. NO.
Feraligatr- Now that was cool looking. Hell, it even resembles godzilla. By god, the one decent starter here is badass!

Furret- bland normal type. that cutesie shit cuts no pies with me!

Noctowl- could have been interesting, but it's eyebrows are ridiculous and don't make the nobility of the referenced nocturnal birds of prey.

Ledian/ledyba- very interesting, I might of tried using a bug for once if I'd found one early in the game. =(

Ariados- another one that looked somewhat interesting but the bug/psn type was stale.

Crobat- I didn't know anyone who'd fully raised a golbat, so what point in adding a friendship evolution? It did look cooler than golbat though.

Lanturn- I'd actually raised one once upon a time. Didn't much like the way it looked, but it was a decent pokemon in battles.

baby pokemon- guess they had to expand on the new breeding thing, but for pokemon I'd never consider raising

Togetic- togepi was expected after the show. then it evolved into so stupid looking fairy thing. hellz no.

xatu- a psychic totem pole. I was down with that. but I had me a psychic badass- mewtwo.

Ampharos- it's a fucking sheep. and all stinkoman, like some girl is gonna runout of nowhere and hug it, exclaiming how she misses her strange, misshapen plushie. fuck no times 5k.

Bellosom- retarded. it's a hula dancer pokemon. and evolving from an already stupid like of pokemon- gloom. appeal to girl gamers? I'm no girl. >.>

marill- the rumored pikablu? another retarded cutesie pokemon that evovled into a fat ugly version of itself. it disgraces the water type.

skiploom- more flowers? and it flies around like a goddam dandelion weed and looks like the head and ears of a retarded dog? NO! NO! NO!

aipom- a normal version of primeape with the crooked, toothy smile you see on retarded kids. no.

sunflora- for whatever reason, this flower thing was okay. didn't use it, but it didn't create the immediate disgust others did.

yanma- another bug pokemon, but with an interesting ability. can't remember why i didn't raise one. found too late in the game? or wrong game version?

Quagsire- a shapeless retard pokemon evolved from a strange looking tellytuby thing. HUGE disgrace to the water type.

Espeon/umbreon- umbeon looks badass. espeon looks like radioactive toxic fucked it up, like that 3-eyed fish from the simpsons.

Murkrow- neutral. didn't have that in my version. but the rockets had 'em.

Slowking- another random evo for a pokemon evo chain i didn't think anybody played. didn't waste a king's rock for his dumb ass.

misdrevious- mostly neutral, but it still looked funny to me. well, actually, i thought it was ugly. some ugly purple head with hair steaming behind it unattractively.

unown- alphabet soup gone horribly, horribly wrong. as annoying as zubat in those stupid ruins. why would i want to collect them?

wobbufet- a shapeless blue thing with a face. didn't like it. now it's broken. Foster's anyone?

girafarig- eh, a small, stunted giraffe. with a face on it's ass/tail. >.>

Forretress- interesting, but it looked like a pink brain thing in an iron casing. what was that brain thing badguy from ninja turtles? or maybe it was a ball of
coral. I liked pineco better.

dunsparce- a huge case of wtf? useless alien bug thing FTL.

gligar- another bat thing. i thought we learned something from zubat? sure it looked half scorpion, but w/e. that's just wierd.

steelix- the onyx evo rumored to have been obtained in r/b by getting thru that one tunnel w/o using flash and an onix in your team. cool.

Granbull- from a stupid pig pug-dog thing to a big ugly predator-esque thing. fuck that noise.

quilfish- a fat ball of poison spikes. they shoulda done something with that, but it was kinda useless

scizor- a scyther evolution. awesomesause! I had one.

schuckle- why won't this thing give me berry juice!! it would just sit there in battles, not killing anything, but not dying either. boring.

heracross- it was strong as hell and was awesome. obtained one eventually. =)

sneasle- wtf is that supposed to be? what's with the feather sticking out of it's head?

ursaring- from teddy bear to eat your face grizzly. AWESOME. didn't raise one though.

magcargo- who the F likes snails? not me. and even the people across the pond won't eat snails made out of lava. NO.

Piloswine- an ice pokemon? cool? wait, it's a big sleeping pig thing that's part ground too? wtf?

corsola- a pink coral thing. okay. had one. it was pretty useless, even with recover.

octillery- that was pretty cool. and even has a cool soundind attack- octozooka. how does i get one?? how was I supposed to know it evovled from a freaking
scavenger fish? what's going on here? who the fuck doesn't know their animals?!?!!?

delibird- that's cool, a santa looking penquin that looks innocent enough and gives you presents.... that explode in your face! Ha! wait, is it just me or does its stats suck? damn... and it was an ice type too...

mantine- interesting enough i guess, but wasn't impressed by his face. not bad, just not my bag.

skarmory- cool, an armored bird. where do you get one???

Houndoom- cool looking for the most part. but fire type. which means beaten by a shitton of types. sad.

Kingdra- the dragon type addition almost made it worth it to raise a horse. almost. still, it's a seahorse, stemming from when the asians used to think seahorses were young dragons. lame

Donphan- it's tough looking and rolls around to beat the crap out of things awesome. but couldn't get it till too late in the game to raise it up to par.

porygon2- a round, ulgy version of porygon. no.

stantler- a hypnotic reindeer. that's new. okay, why not?

smearlge- the starving artist pokemon. that can copy moves. Where the hell can I get one? I can't find a wild one? someone help??? =(

tyrogue- not bad, i like how it could either into hitmonlee or hitmonchan.

hitmontop- why do i want this, it's a child's top. please make it stop.

more babies- babies to pokemon that don't evolve. fine, but do they really have to be so fugly?

miltank- it's a fucking cow. cows are stupid-> miltank is stupid. next thing you know you have to milk it and... holy fuck, you DO milk it! Damn you all to hell! NO!

Blissey- okay, i liked this one. Chansey is rare and is supposed to bring good trainers luck. then if you're a really good trainer, your bond would make this nice, sweet pokemon evolve. very nice. *tears up*

Legendary dogs- the legend of the annoying strays that keep running away. fine, i don't want your ugly asses anyways! seriously wierd trailing things/hair? turned me off of them besides. Well, suicune looked decent. the electric one wanted to be a tiger, but it could because IT'S A DOG! entei has a beard thing on its face and is fire type. eww.

Tyrannitar- Friggin awesome dinosaur. Hell yeah! shit, why couldn't i have found larvitar sooner in the game, now I have to raise it like 50 levels for it to catch up. T-T

lugia/hooh- funny names- one named after something you hock, the other named after a processed chocolate pastry. Wait, lugia's not water type but flying and psychic but knows hydro pump? I hate you lugia. Hooh is flying and fire and has better moves? dammit wrong version again, and it's still fire type. >.>

Celebi- wtf? how does one get it? oh wait, you can't. It's not cute, it's fugly, like a big eyed alien. and once you mess with time, shit gets fucked up fast. you don't need those what-if time paradoxes tormenting your mind!!! I don't want it! it almost looks like a bee or something with eyes way too big for its body. that's it, it's a green alien bee that goes through time.... wait, BuzzBuzz?! I thought you died when that starman... T-T

[Maelstrom]

why does

stinkoman

get filtered into stinkoman???

[Stars]

why does

stinkoman

get filtered into stinkoman???

Because I disagree with several of you opinions of Gen II pokemon.






Actually, I don't even know what word filters into stinkoman.

[Maelstrom]

it's a synonym with poofy. but starts with an f, then end in luffy.

[Stars]

Ah, both of those are nicknames for Vicious Parker. Not sure why they have a filter though. Maybe he added it so that people couldn't call him -Fluffy. =p

[Maelstrom]

psudowoodo- a rock that looked like a tree and could mimic stuff. a wierd rock pokemon they invented so they could use it as a roodblock at a point in the game. sorta fun to use... but eh. it's okay i guess.

Politoed- It was when I learned of this pokemon that I realized that the poli-chain were supposed to be frogs. Blue frogs with muscly arms. WTF?!?! But politoed, that one I liked. A frog that looked like a frog and was water type. =)

[Stars]

Poliwogs, actually. That's somewhere part way between a tadpole and a frog.

[Skull]

Personally I enjoyed alot of the series 2 pokemon, namely:

Ampharos - The few really good pure electric types that didn't evolve from Pikachu, a pokemon whom I have much disdain.
Quagsire - seriously? How can you not like it? It has a pretty cool typing and a really good move set. Also it is a Hellbender. Look it up.
Dunsparce - Its cool thanks to serene grace. With the right move set, your enamy can be paralyzed and slowly flinched to death. Also its a Tsuchinoko. Look it up. Shits crazy.
Shuckle - Crazy defence. Also toxic, rest, and any move that makes it so you cant get hurt. Such an evil way to win.
Gligar - Its typing is awesome! Plus a good move set and acceptable speed makes it a very worthy ally. Only real weakness is ice, but when is that ever going to be a problem?
Skiploom - I'm sorry but I have a thing for really, absurdly fast pokemon. Plus a good move set helps.
Magcargo - Its a snail. Sorry, I think snails are cool. *shrugs*


I dunno, other than that, I pretty much agree with Maelstrom. Series 2 was pretty lack luster.

Also, Sudowoodo can burn in hell. No really, it can go burn in hell.

[kspr]

Larvi/Pupa/Tyranitar- i caught a larvitar once and traded it with my starter pkm to play with it through the whole game. very fun. rock/dark is awesome.
Stantler- it's a damn reindeer indeed. I like it a lot because it's so wierd.
Unown-useless. you cant do a damn thing with it. they know one move, and it sucks
skarmory/gligar- id use them, but you get them too late in the game for them to be useful.
Misdreavis- I like it because its the only pure ghost type, but you get it too late for it to be worthwhile.
Girafarig- Awesome psychic/normal that can learn shadow ball.
Lugia- they just need a psychic pokemon to replace mewtwo in this game
ho-oh- idk....whats the dif. between this and moltres?

for in game battles only, id probably use Tyranitar, Typhlosion, Girafarig, Stantler, Ampharos, and Quagsire.

[Maelstrom]

yeah, back then I hadn't known what a hellbender was. If I remember right, those are those monstrous salamanders found only in japan. I actually liked someone's fakemon on DA, a fake evolution called Quagdaddy. xD

[rekaru]

Also I may have forgotten which person on MP said this, but in response to that post: The target demographic of the Pokemon videogames is not strictly six-year olds, and in fact in an interview with the creator, it was stated that the series was aimed at a broad audience of casual gamers so that anyone could pick it up and play, including 'sixty-year olds'. Also I'm positive that the creators are well-aware that the original audience for the first generation has aged considerably, hence the constant 'nods' and references to the older material that are added to the franchise in whole. Albeit not strong, this is proof that the target demographic is at least the age of the original audience for which the original series was intended for.

[Amethyst]

That was me, and yes, I agree that it's a much broader age-range as a whole. When I mentioned that, I was merely making an understatement for rhetorical purposes in that other topic. I didn't mean to imply that it was "strictly" for any age.

[Skull]

Same can be said for all games by Nintendo.

But also, I FREAKING LOVE THAT QUAGSIRE!

[rekaru]

That was me, and yes, I agree that it's a much broader age-range as a whole. When I mentioned that, I was merely making an understatement for rhetorical purposes in that other topic. I didn't mean to imply that it was "strictly" for any age.

I had hoped your intention was merely for rhetorical purposes (even if misrepresenting is a terrible fallacy), but since I only glanced at your post before it was deleted I couldn't check to confirm this, so I felt that I should post just in case.

[kspr]

wow...giant quagdaddy shlong.....ew

[Maelstrom]

wow...giant quagdaddy shlong.....ew

lolno. That's the false head, a defense mechanism used by several different animals, and most notably in certain lizards and girafarig. =P

[kspr]

a false head? thats a lot better. does quagsire's data say its a false head?

[Maelstrom]

That's quagdaddy, someone's idea for Quagsires evolution. =P So no, it' doesn't.