it was too cold to go out and do anything this weekend:
Sharknado 2- stupid, funny, entertaining
Croczilla- korean, lots of goofy action, but has an uncomfortable scene of underage kids skinnydipping. probably normal over there (?)
metal torando- another asylum gem. this time the tornado is made of metal
tsunami- chinese, some shoehorned drama, the tsunami doesn't show up until the very end, so the whole movie is spent building its characters, who are the real attraction.
age of dinosaurs- asylum, poor man's jurassic park. neat dinosaur rampaging action once they all get out
gidorah, the three headed monster- godzilla and rhodan get in a fight, mothra-pillar shows up to calm them down, and they all fight gidorah. there's a subplot about martian brain possession.
jurassic park 3- if you don't know what this is, you're stupid.
frozen- ugh. girlfriend movies. we passed out on the couch around the time prince hans got friendzoned and started giving out cloaks.
mega shark vs mecha shark- this is the dumbest funniest movie ive seen in a long time. none of the naval officers had any badges, and their rank insignias were all wrong. there was even a liutenant, who was also a seal, but had two other different grade badges