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#41 Stars

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Posted 05 March 2013 - 11:29 AM

I was wondering when we'd finally hear something about that game.
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Posted 05 March 2013 - 11:31 AM

/>Thi4f

I have no faith whatsoever in this project. It actually kind of depresses me.

Actually, I've just seen some screenshots - I'm vaguely hopeful again.
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Posted 06 March 2013 - 11:11 AM

now that I made a schpeel about not wanting they start announcing games that I want.

That's mighty selfish of them.
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Posted 19 March 2013 - 03:40 PM


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Posted 19 March 2013 - 03:52 PM

Hmmm games coming out that I think will be kick ass....
Destiny-From what I've seen I like it just hope they dont go and mess things up really bad.
Tales of Xillia- Just really love the Tales of series~
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Posted 19 March 2013 - 06:00 PM

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Thi4f

I have no faith whatsoever in this project. It actually kind of depresses me.

Actually, I've just seen some screenshots - I'm vaguely hopeful again.


dat city 0_0
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Posted 19 March 2013 - 08:37 PM

Thief 4 is the cover story of the latest Game Informer. I haven't read through it yet, but I'll post any interesting tidbits here if I think of it.
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Posted 20 March 2013 - 08:36 AM

Carmageddon looks to be quite a merry lark
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Posted 20 March 2013 - 03:01 PM

/>I am very excited for South Park. I just hope THQ dying doesn't screw it up somehow.


Looks like your worries were correct

http://www.gamedynam..._find_new_homes

but on to the good news it turns out it's being postponed to make sure obsidian can put out the highest quality product they can.
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 06:06 AM

Don't know if it's going to kick ass, but I liked this video of Banished. It reminds me a bit of Anno. It might also be a good alternative to the current SimCity debacle.


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Posted 21 March 2013 - 07:15 AM

Looks like Age of Empires. In a good way.
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 07:24 AM

/>Looks like Age of Empires. In a good way.

Are you trying to say looking like Age of Empires could be a bad thing?
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 04:23 PM

If it was entirely derivative without adding anything to the gameplay I'd consider it a bad thing. But this seems to have some ideas of its own.
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Posted 04 April 2013 - 12:17 AM

 

eh, I'm not convinced. As soon as I heard the voice everything felt very wrong.


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Posted 10 April 2013 - 08:26 AM

Dark Souls 2
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Posted 18 April 2013 - 05:47 AM

http://www.youtube.c...bed/FcMRkyoHKeA

 

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It's in a fantasy setting.. like D&D, magic, elves, dragons..no hockey

 

 

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 08:04 AM


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Posted 09 May 2013 - 08:14 AM

The Forest

Also Dragon Crown
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Posted 15 May 2013 - 11:40 AM

I am pretty stoked. Assassins Creed 4 is coming out and a remake of my most favored game of all time is as well; ROME TOTAL WAR 2!!!!!!!! This looks to be an exciting year for my video game playing. I need to get a new desktop though... Need a job first.

 

So, Assassins Creed 4 promises to have more naval battles which were, in my opinion, a favorite of Assassins Creed 3. Not only that, but the setting has never been successfully tackled by other games; I have faith that Ubisoft Quebec can crack this niche wide open. The graphics team at Ubisoft have exceeded my expectations with this franchise again and again. I can't convey how much of a "must buy" (or pirate *wink wink*) this game is!

 

Assassins-Creed-IV-Black-Flag-ScreenshotJust look at that those beautiful graphics! Their water textures are top drawer!

 

assassins_creed_4_black_flag_59704.jpgNow, this is nitpicking, but the bottom of his boots are horrible. You almost never see them though so that's fine.

 

 

Total War is widely accepted as one of the top producers of battle strategy games and Rome was a huge hit. The software has been used by many documentary makers for it's mostly realistic representation of ancient warfare. The nice thing about the Total War series, especially over the past few years, is their universal catering to strategy gamers like myself. Whether you are looking for Feudal Japanese battles, Napoleonic Wars, Greco-Roman fighting, Total War has you covered. While, I feel that their Medieval games were lacking (although at the time Total War Medieval 1 was a huge hit), they have moreover consistently produced solid strategy games. That being said, I suspect that due to their recent history (remaking Shogun and Rome) they may produce a top notch Medieval Warfare remake that blasts others out of the water. All that aside, Rome Total War is going to kick some bodacious ghetto booty! So, watch for a special on Steam! Pre-Order is available now. I suspect depending on how Black Flag does SEGA may take a shot at a naval/1600s Total War; sort of an adultish in-depth Sid Meijer's Pirates.

rome-total-war-20040824044805716.jpgThat's the original.

rome_ii_total_war_11.jpg


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Posted 15 May 2013 - 05:11 PM

what do you work for ubisoft or something?
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