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[Stars]

/>+I weigh 245 pounds now. I've lost something like 90 pounds so far.
+Interview at UPS. I hope I get the job. It seems like my chances are pretty good.

Congrats. :D
And good luck with the UPS job.

- Need to figure how to embroider these pony eyes without my fleece getting pinched up.

[kspr]

i'll post a video of it next time i cook noodles. Embroidered pony eyes seem like something you'd find at Ed Gein's house.

[Stars]

++ Just found out that the cafe at my school serves NuWay, which doesn't mean anything to anyone else here (except streets), but it is awesome! :D

[Monkeydog]

/>+Interview at UPS. I hope I get the job. It seems like my chances are pretty good.

Don't you already have a warehouse job?

WILL YOU BE A UPS DRIVER? THAT'D BE COOL.

[toysintheattic]

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+Interview at UPS. I hope I get the job. It seems like my chances are pretty good.

Don't you already have a warehouse job?

WILL YOU BE A UPS DRIVER? THAT'D BE COOL.

No.

Spoiler

I got fired.

Don't tell UPS.

And to be a driver I have to work with UPS for like six years, so...no, I'm gonna be a PACKAGE HANDLER.

[Kamau]

- Tired of leaving my 3-11 p.m. shift after 11 due to convention coverage running over...
-- Last night, and probably tonight as well, didn't end until 11:30.
-Obviously missed the 11:14 train every night because of running over.
-Next train at 12:14.
+ More than likely getting paid for the extra time, but still.

[Monkeydog]

-- Starting to feel sick. Sigh.

[toysintheattic]

++++++ They said I got the UPS job as long as my background check comes out ok. I hope they don't find out about my secret cartel drug lord past.

[kspr]

you'll be alright. if nobody's found my containers of meth disguised as bananas, they won't know about Escobar in the attic...

+winning at karaoke
---tired and sore

[kspr]

+++++++++GETTING THE HELL OUT OF TENNESSEE FOREVER!!!!

[Stars]

Where will you be moving? :o

[Monkeydog]

Hurray for everyone!

[Stars]

+++ Embroidery machine arrived in the mail today~

EDIT:
- Probably spent too much at the fabric store.
+ But now I can make lots of ponies~
+ I now have enough material for four salable ponies (did not know that was a word) plus a couple of gifts.

[kspr]

moving to Wilmette Illinois, just north of Chicago. my step dad's mom is going into a home because she's got dimentia and alzeimer's and has no idea who i am anymore. she says "God, you're tall. but you didn't that from MY son. Your mom must be real tall." but anyway, i get to live in her (haunted) house while my step dad tries to sell it. but my brohan in law and my best friend both came up with the same idea at the same time while we were all high as giraffes to sabotage the property so nobody buys it so we can run our legitimate business out of it and make money.


-pinnacle Cookie Dough flavored vodka was invented by an angry god.
--hiccups
---my hiccup doctor has no idea what she's talking about. i drank a bunch of water, but it's not helping. nothing scares me bacuase i'm too alpha, and nobody's awake to tickle me.
----if i force myself to burp, i'll barf.


edit:
---------barfed anyway
+no more hiccups!

[Stars]

+ No class this afternoon~
- Because my instructor is in the hospital. =(

[Stars]

----- 7:30-3:00 clinical followed by 4:00-11:00 shift at work...

[kspr]

-woke up to find the dog has been pissing in one spot for a few days
--car wouldn't start for some reason
---who the hell makes an electronically enabled hood release lever? especially when the only way to get the hood open otherwise is to take the entire bumper off
+got a charge after pushing my two ton car in neutral and almost hitting a dog
----the buick dealership tried to tell me that the release cable was broken, and a tow was $65
-----i drive a 16 yr old car BECAUSE a $65 tow would ruin me
-----drove to three different auto parts stores because i forgot where i got the battery 10 months ago
------the first test showed my battery putting out 17V
-------two subsequent tests showed that was a fuckery, and i was putting out 13V. Still hadn't solved the mystery.
--------what do you mean i need a new alternator?
---------and it's $1000+ to get it replaced?
++external jump kits are $80, and i can live with that for now if i need to
+++but I don't because an alternator is like a lightbulb, it either works or it doesn't.
++++two subsequent starts didn't require a jump.
----------my car is haunted or something, because now it works just fine.

[Vicious Parker]

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++It's my 3rd anniversary. I love you my dear :).




-My mother and younger brother literally just called and asked me to take their cat to the vet to have him euthanized. What the hell?

[Monkeydog]

/>-My mother and younger brother literally just called and asked me to take their cat to the vet to have him euthanized. What the hell?

Happy Anniversary!

[kspr]

-friend is too drunk to walk to walgreen's with me
+joke's on him there's no TP in the house
++nice night for a walk
+++MAN shots of rum
--probably hung over later, but that's later.