This topic is lockedOther than hiring, as Invince stated, we only get a drug test done when we do $250 or more in damages. That includes product, property, or equipment.
The GDT
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Anthony Totinos
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Posted 21 April 2013 - 06:26 PM
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Posted 21 April 2013 - 06:44 PM
At my company drug tests are mandatory each morning. If you test negative you get fired!
Seriously if I had to take a drug test you'd probably get high just from reading the results. I blame society.
I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime...
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Posted 21 April 2013 - 06:47 PM
I've never had to take a drug test.
Even at Starbucks where everyone is a druggie, especially while they worked.
Even at Starbucks where everyone is a druggie, especially while they worked.
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Posted 21 April 2013 - 06:48 PM
Aren't you self employed?At my company drug tests are mandatory each morning. If you test negative you get fired!
By drug test do you mean you are testing the drugs in your possession?
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Posted 21 April 2013 - 06:52 PM
Aren't you self employed?At my company drug tests are mandatory each morning. If you test negative you get fired!
By drug test do you mean you are testing the drugs in your possession?
I am. And yes.
I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime...
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Posted 22 April 2013 - 04:00 AM
that moment when you realize that if someone does steal my identity that they will be completely disappointed by the lack of anything i own... it'd be like winning the lottery to only get £2
I have no amazing personality traits except the fact I'm British and People don't like my personality.. but i do have a British Accent so at least Some Americans can be angry and oddly happy at the same time.
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Posted 22 April 2013 - 07:25 AM
And then after reading that I look at your avatar. It works.
Also if you've never had any student loans or credit cards you didn't pay back your identity is probably pretty valuable.
Also if you've never had any student loans or credit cards you didn't pay back your identity is probably pretty valuable.
Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."
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Posted 22 April 2013 - 09:40 AM
i got tested weekly before the navy, and 80% there'd be false positives for pcp and cocaine.
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Posted 22 April 2013 - 10:09 AM
false positives... sure.
I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime...
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Posted 22 April 2013 - 02:17 PM
There are definitely times where I wish I had drugs. I my days at work would be much more fun.
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Posted 22 April 2013 - 05:24 PM
if i was on pcp, i'd be on the news for sure
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Posted 24 April 2013 - 01:28 PM
Have you guys ever heard of Geoffrey Leonard? You can find him on the Encyclopedia Dramatica. Good stuff.
We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far and no further!
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 06:12 PM
i noticed that my last post was kinda off topic... go figure...
i'd really love a drug that would make me happy at the moment... something that would just make this night far more interesting..... though with epilepsy it's pretty much a risk on what i take... kinda.. like a weird version of russian roulette.. apart from if it's a bad drug i react like i've been shot with a stun gun and not a bullet.
I have no amazing personality traits except the fact I'm British and People don't like my personality.. but i do have a British Accent so at least Some Americans can be angry and oddly happy at the same time.
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Posted 02 May 2013 - 07:14 PM
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Posted 03 May 2013 - 12:47 AM
I have no amazing personality traits except the fact I'm British and People don't like my personality.. but i do have a British Accent so at least Some Americans can be angry and oddly happy at the same time.
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Posted 03 May 2013 - 04:18 AM
What...? No... You're not supposed to eat that...
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Posted 03 May 2013 - 05:08 AM
i hope you used your spoooooooon
edit: in other news, i'm too smart to be a cop. also i'd go dirty in hours..
edit: in other news, i'm too smart to be a cop. also i'd go dirty in hours..
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Posted 03 May 2013 - 07:01 PM
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Posted 03 May 2013 - 09:22 PM
I just discovered that my younger sister has taken her obsession with pigs to minecraft. Mind you, she doesn't own the game or anything, her boyfriend just got it and as soon as she discovered you could build stuff, she hijacked his game and started building pig sculptures. She also built a mansion that she filled with pigs- and I mean filled. There are pigs standing on top of each other (which her boyfriend keeps throwing sheep into just to bug her) and she made her house in the shape of a giant, hollow pig.
I'm kinda envious, though, minecraft is a game I've been meaning to play for, like, forever.
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Posted 04 May 2013 - 12:43 PM
Happy Star Wars Day!
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