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[Donkeymog]

Follow-up:

 

I figured a joint was in order so I skinned up and went outside into the sun. Standing just down my road was Crazy Marxist Chick standing with some hippie guy trying to buzz someone's apartment. I go up and talk to her and hippie guy see's something and just starts running and Crazy Marxist Chick runs after him so I run too.

 

Before long neither Crazy Marxist Chick or I can see hippie guy anymore so we stop running, and naturally, I spark the joint. I get her number while we smoke under the pretense that it's always good to have another dealers number. Crazy Marxist Chick then lives up to the crazy and pulls a hammer from her bag and rants about how she'd had that premonition that morning about how shit was going to go down. How friends of hers have had their benefits cut. How the economy is collapsing and how the system is under so much pressure that something has to go.

 

I am so in love with this girl.

[Monkeydog]

I am really rooting for you to put your penis in her.

[kspr]

Higher than a giraffe on its tiptoes 

more potent than the dankest kush

ABLE TO SMOKE A POUND IN A SINGLE BOUND!

nananananananana DOPEMAN!

[Kyle]

So there's girl I've had a major crush on for the passed couple of years who all my friends call Crazy Marxist Chick. She was on my course through university and she had big red dreadlocks and was a vocal anarchist. I used to smoke joints with her after class until she got arrested for setting fire to an abandoned warehouse and was accussed of being an anarchist terrorist by the cops. She left the country for a while and so did I.

 

Today I was walking home and I hear some shouting and screaming coming from a house and out runs this shady looking guy persued by Crazy Marxist Chick. Without really thinking I rugby tackle the guy who is trying to run away and pin him down. Chaos ensues. I have no idea what's actually going on and the guy gets away from me but is backed into a corner. While I'm trying to figure out what's going on the guy gets away from me and runs off into the city minus his mobile phone and the shirt on his back. Crazy Marxist Chick storms back inside her house and slams the door and I'm left standing there like an idiot.

 

I walk off and call a friend before she comes back out to thank me. Turns out his friends had just robbed Crazy Marxist Chick of 20 grams of marijuana. She tells me to drop by hers anytime for a joint or a bong or whatever.

 

Really surreal. She was looking hot too.

[Phalanxman]

Huh. That's crazy. She sounds unbelievably interesting. Quick question: Do any of you guys really love doing those stereotypically hated boyfriend-duties? I've been sitting here thinking that I really want to do those things. Like so bad.

[Monkeydog]

Huh. That's crazy. She sounds unbelievably interesting. Quick question: Do any of you guys really love doing those stereotypically hated boyfriend-duties? I've been sitting here thinking that I really want to do those things. Like so bad.

Like what?

 

There is nothing I could think of that I do/would particularly hate doing.

[Lackadaisy]

Crazy Marxist Chick, huh?

 

 

Well, if you like your women like that, go ahead brah.

[Donkeymog]

I am really rooting for you to put your penis in her.

 

 

She could totally have her revolutionary uprising... in my pants!

[Phalanxman]

I mean going shopping with them for hours while they try on stuff and carrying their bags, ummm I'm blanking on others. I'm tired.

[Monkeydog]

I mean going shopping with them for hours while they try on stuff and carrying their bags, ummm I'm blanking on others. I'm tired.

I think the latter is a myth.

 

Shopping is okay...It matters in my mood, but we go shopping so much I don't consider it a problem.

[lazlo falconi]

Shopping doesn't bother me that much. Not sure about "carrying all her bags" because we can't afford to get a lot of bags.

Actually it depends, I have to be able to look at stuff I want to look at too if we're shopping. Otherwise she's shopping and I'm gone.

[Hyperlisk]

My girlfriend hates shopping. It is wonderful.

[Christophomicus]

Man.

 

I love shopping.

[Monkeydog]

Me too. But I can get sick of it really easily. 

[kspr]

if it's something i don't want to do, i just don't go. although i will drive somewhere retarded like Atlantic City just for the adventure of doing it. Backstreet Boys concert be damned, i got drunk underage at the Trump, and managed a few hands of blackjack before having to run for my life...

even though i didn't get to do "a lot", i still took in a lot during my exploration of the city. if it's for an experience like that, then yeah i'm all for it. just so she could see the backstreet boys, i took the incredible burden upon myself to both go to a museum of medical oddities, and wrestle at the old ecw arena en route to something i had no intention of doing.

[Donkeymog]

shopping for something you want is infinitely more fun than shopping for something you need.

[Vicious Parker]

so... Boston...



fuck...

[Stars]

I heard about the explosions, but nothing beyond the fact that there were explosions. Have they determined what the heck happened by now?

[Vicious Parker]

not that I know. two confirmed dead, but probably a dozen suspected. looking like nearly a hundred injured.

don't know if anyone is in custody yet.

[Monkeydog]

I heard about the explosions, but nothing beyond the fact that there were explosions. Have they determined what the heck happened by now?

No.

And particularly, for something like this, anything you hear during the first day or so is probably going to be inaccurate.

 

The Boston thing is terrible. Thankful it wasn't worse.