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we steal everything. It's derived from the Hebrew word meaning "to rest/cease"
The GDT
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#201
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Posted 31 March 2010 - 06:18 AM
you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
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Sorry officer, thought you wanted to race!
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Posted 31 March 2010 - 05:25 PM
Yeah, even your savior was Jewish.
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Well, happy passover, all!
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Well, happy passover, all!
Yeah, I'm a stereotypical big nosed Jew. Deal with it.
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Posted 01 April 2010 - 03:57 PM
Naw man, my savior will be wearing a bra and panties, but not for long once I find her.
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Sorry officer, thought you wanted to race!
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 06:16 AM
I love you, man.
Yeah, I'm a stereotypical big nosed Jew. Deal with it.
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 11:43 PM
That's cool man. I love me too! <3
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Posted 12 April 2010 - 09:32 AM
has anybody ever had this? one of my old friends came over this past weekend, and we looked totally stupid explaining monopoly cereal, and how we got really high on the sugar in it, and started laughing at the monopoly dog b/c it looks like my old dog, and how we stayed up all night playing duke nukem 64
also- random link of the day
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Posted 12 April 2010 - 09:35 AM
Awesome. Never saw it but I'd totally eat some.
Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."
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Posted 12 April 2010 - 11:43 AM
I've never even seen it until just now when you posted that picture.
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Posted 12 April 2010 - 08:51 PM
Never heard of it before. Why does Milton Bradley want to own my cereal anyways?
Lol @ deed pun.
Lol @ deed pun.
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Posted 13 April 2010 - 06:53 AM
So terrible, yet so wonderful.
* * * Stars' Final Fantasy Challenge * * *
Final Fantasy I - Completion Time 14:11
Final Fantasy II - Completion Time 27:03
Final Fantasy III - Play Time 07:24
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Final Fantasy V
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#212
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Posted 13 April 2010 - 07:57 AM
so i had one of these once. it was called the Perfect Pancake! but it was just perfect shit. for one, the thing doesnt cook both sides of the pancake, meaning you have to flip the bastard over. BUT GUESS WHAT?!? the fucker doesn't even close all the way! THAT means that when you go to flip the pancake, you have to do it really fast so the half cooked pancake doesn't fall on the oven and light on fire, which is EXACTLY what mine did. Even after that, i still got burned by burning pancake batter that somehow hit me. The best part of all of this is that i was staying at a hotel, and the fire alarm in my room went off, which means EVERY fire alarm in the damn building went off. i can just imagine all the people. so snug in their hotel beds, nestled between pillows and prostitutes when the fire alarm blares through the halls. for a moment, people panic, but by then ive already fanned the smoke away from the detector using a pillowcase.
you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
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Posted 13 April 2010 - 03:16 PM
Stars, I love your avatar.
Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."
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Posted 13 April 2010 - 06:00 PM
* * * Stars' Final Fantasy Challenge * * *
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Final Fantasy II - Completion Time 27:03
Final Fantasy III - Play Time 07:24
Final Fantasy IV - Play Time 04:01
Final Fantasy V
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Posted 14 April 2010 - 10:52 AM
reminds me of the slug in the salt maze; you cant be a pokemon and touch a pokeball because youll get sucked in.
this is just sad. this cute/ugly thing crawled out of a cave into the light probably for the first time. it's pink, hairless, and looks wet. but the first thing that happens to it when it comes out into the light, probably blinded by the brightness, and it gets beaten to death by a bunch of fuckhead teenagers. it doesnt even look like it has teeth! and their first instinct was to kill it.
this is just sad. this cute/ugly thing crawled out of a cave into the light probably for the first time. it's pink, hairless, and looks wet. but the first thing that happens to it when it comes out into the light, probably blinded by the brightness, and it gets beaten to death by a bunch of fuckhead teenagers. it doesnt even look like it has teeth! and their first instinct was to kill it.
you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
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Posted 15 April 2010 - 07:14 AM
One of those showed up in Canada a few years ago, nobody knew what it was then, either.
Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."
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Posted 15 April 2010 - 09:24 AM
was the first instinct of the canadians that saw it to kill it?
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Posted 15 April 2010 - 09:50 AM
It's sad that it was beaten to death, but the damn thing looks like some kind of martian. My first instinct certainly wouldn't be to walk up and investigate. It'd probably be more like "What the fuck is that horrible creature? Let's cheese it!".
This is not the greatest signature in the world. No, this is just a tribute...<br /><br />Couldn't remember the greatest signature in the world. Yeeaaah, NO! This is a tribuuute! Ohhhhh. To the greatest signature in the world! All right! It was the greatest signature in the world all right. <br /><br />And the peculiar thing is this, my friends. The signature I made on that fateful night didn't actually look anything like this signature! This is just a tribute. You've gotta believe me, and I wish you were there. Just a matter of opinion. Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin'. So surprised to find you can't stop it. All right! All right.<br /><br /><img src='http://imgur.com/tMKga.png' alt='Posted Image' class='bbc_img' />
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Posted 15 April 2010 - 10:22 AM
way to piss off aliens that are probably waaaay more advanced than us. i bet they come back with guns...you know, the big scary type of guns
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Posted 15 April 2010 - 12:43 PM
It was dead when they found it.was the first instinct of the canadians that saw it to kill it?
Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."
-all my friends that came with are drinking out in the car
--forever alone
+\- joke's on them i'm too drunk to drive
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