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#321 BottomGuy

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Posted 25 January 2010 - 04:50 PM

Normally I do dream but normally I will also forget the details. Even when I do remember vivid details I don't mention them unless I thought it was interesting.

Starts out with me sitting at a big oak table, pouring overs old documents and books. I'm looking something up with multiple sources and keep jumping between documents with my hands and eyes. The room is dark and it's night outside, with my only light being from a single desk lamp. I feel stressed over what it is I'm looking up, like I'm getting close and its not turning out how I expected. Someone walks in but I just ignore them wanting to not lose my train of thought. She quietly walks up from behind me and sets a mug of hot chocolate down by my right side. Again, I ignore her and her action more intent on my work. She leaves without saying a word and a few moments after she leaves I glance over at the mug. Suddenly I am filled with a single thought and emotion: "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck." I realize that I have messed up by ignoring the person and get up to go after them. I find them in the next window standing in front of a balcony looking out at the starry sky. I slowly come up to them from behind and embrace them by wrapping my arms over their shoulders as I'm taller than them. I just stand there, holding her, rocking back and forth with her in my arms.

The a damn trap door opens under my feet. God dammit it! After that I don't remember any details, just a few things like fencing, Pokemon, and the number 2. Sigh...
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Posted 02 February 2010 - 12:20 PM

im working in some kind of store, and this guy that i used to see around my highschool comes in to rob the store. i remember him because i always used to think that he had a really huge goofy looking head on a really skinny body. anyway, he comes in to rob my store with this m16, and i took it away from him. i found out it was a pellet rifle, and started chasing him shooting him with it. everytime i shoot him, he screams. then he runs into a warehouse, and theres this rectangle against the wall, like the boarder to a garden. he jumps into it, thinking its going to be a pool or a place to hide, but after he jumps, he realizes its more like a skylight to another room 30 feet below. afterwards, he screams this really high pitched haunting scream, and falls 30 feet into a pool of black sewage and dies and just floats away. i woke up, and i could keep hearing his scream in my head.
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Posted 05 February 2010 - 08:49 PM

I don't remember most of my dream, just that my kitty and I had returned from a bloody battle in a particularly nasty war. Upon reaching home, we decided to celebrate by hosting a large gathering. As I reach for my pokedex, a friend reminds me that I should put my kitty in a christmas stocking, since "it's the only way it will evolve". Suddenly, my cat started evolving!? but then everyone started turning to zombies around us, so the evolution was stopped.

the end.
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Posted 05 February 2010 - 11:20 PM

Had a strange dream about being a guest in John Stewart's house, which was basically just like our and he got home around 10, while Stephen Colbert was expected to be in 2 hours later which is after he finished recording for his show.
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Posted 10 February 2010 - 06:57 AM

i was in my apartment, and realized my keys were super keys that could unlock any door. i go downstairs, and open every mailbox, only to see that theyre empty. so i go to another building, and check their mail. nothing. i go up to the second floor, and see if my friend is home, because he's into ghost hunting, and i thought something paranormal was happening. he wasn't home, so i went back to my apartment. inside, the proportions of the rooms were all screwy, and i had a hallway and three bedrooms that arent even there in real life. theres this really, really long hallway, and homer simpson is having a staplegun fight with the flanders because he is trying to leave, and flanders wont let him. i grab a stapler, and cover my face and crotch as i move in to knock the staple gun out of ned's hands and give homer my key. i hold the stapler up to ned's head, and pull the trigger. he disapears, or changes into a bookcase that falls over, im not sure. i reach under it, and a scorpion stings my hand. i start to panic, and stand up to rinse the wound out in the sink that magically appeared along with a whole countertop against the wall. i cant get the wound to disapear, so i put my hand on a white plastic cutting board, and lop it off with a big meat cleaver. i grab my hand, and turn around to run back down the hallway towards where i thought my room was. outside the door, there are two naked women, and i tell one of them that i need to go to the hospital, and she asks why? i hold up the arm with the hand that i cut off, and it's reattatched with only a red line across it like a catscratch. then i woke up and had this really weird dream within a dream realization.
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Posted 10 February 2010 - 10:16 AM

Wow. Even in a dream, you'd cut your own hand off?!

Anyways, had a dream last night where my family and I vacationed on an island somewhere. The thing is, little house we're in, it's right at the edge of the water. And it's not like a beach at all. The cement just ends right there and when the tide comes in, the water rises from level to the cement, it comes above and even fill the house several feet deep. And were' like on a little peninsula, like the ends jutting out of a horseshoe shaped bay. And the water just suddenly gets ocean deep as soon as you step off the edge. What creeps me out, of course, are the Orcas, dolphins, walruses, and bayleen whales rooming around the waters just outside. The dolphins, I could care less about, but killer whales would be freaking scary to swim with. This ain't seaworld, it's as real as it gets(xD). So we're just in the house, watching as they all sorta swim out there and even close by. The ocean scares the shit out of me cuz it's so deep and dark, you never know what's in there and when a shark's about to pop out of nowhere. So I resolutely not think about sharks cuz then they'll start appearing. When it finally comes time to leave, we walk through some shallow water to what I figure is the airport on the other side of the bay. Then they tell us there's no more transport off the island to the mainland until tomorrow, at which point they say that we'd be riding walruses across the ocean to the mainland. I'm flabbergasted. I really don't want to Surf the ocean on a walrus, a giant, tempting meatbag for killer whales and sharks. Hell no! and then I wake up.

Oh, there was some dream I had before that too, but all I remember is it involved a naked pic of my previous girlfriend on my cellphone (the pic doesn't actually exist, so don't ask).
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Posted 10 February 2010 - 07:30 PM

Lol, the ex-gf in the pic I mentioned. I ended up running into her today and talking to her after not seeing her at all since this past summer.
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Posted 11 February 2010 - 06:47 AM

I dueled my way out of a street fight..using yu-gi-oh cards. Hah.
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Posted 11 February 2010 - 12:37 PM

Lol, that's a first.

I dreamt of some wierd PE class where we were gonna do badmiton, cept most of the people were bad at it, and my raquet broke. So, we all went and played soccer instead. And for some reason, in my dreams of soccer, I can never play nearly as well as I used to and I end up all over the place cuz I can't remember to maintain my position. >.>
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Posted 11 February 2010 - 05:58 PM

^sounds like me normally attempting to play soccer.
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Posted 11 February 2010 - 06:52 PM

xD. Normally I'm defense, but for some reason, I can't trust the people on my team to do all that well so I end up where a forward should be. X.x
It makes me sad and wish I'd kept playing soccer instead of swimming again in high school.
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Posted 14 February 2010 - 11:58 AM

Friday, February 12, 2010

It was a recurring dream.

I was still in Linear Algebra, and as always, had been stressed and overworked. The difference this time, however, was that the chaos that ensued in the library and the anxiety I felt in my heart forced me to realize that in actuality, I haven't been in class since Wednesday. The class ended, and I'm on vacation.

Upon this revelation, at an instant the figures that crowded the room disappeared, the world turned white, and there was a deafening silence. In front of me a red apple layed there, staring at me cautiously.

As I bit into it, images and sensations, and emotions all surged through my mind. Paralysis struck, and as I pulled myself up with all of my might, I found myself awake in my bed, breathing hard and trying to come to grips with my experience.
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Posted 21 February 2010 - 10:47 AM

dream one- unexpectedly strange

i was in some kind of assasin's creed game, but it was more like hitman. i looked like jason statham... i was doing some assasinating in mississippi, and for my last mission, had to take a train to atlanta ga, and do something that would activate a crane, that would let me ride the hook up, and get to the rooftop of a building. i saw how everything was to work in my head. so i ran up into the building, where i was to grab onto the hook, and there was this gorilla in a party hat blocking the way out of the building. all around the room, there were other gorillas in party hats sleeping in the beds. so i tried climbing out an adjacent window, and parkouring over to the middle of the building, so i could jump backwards and grab the hook, but the gorilla that was awake grabbed me, and pulled me back inside. then i woke up.

dream two- best dream i ever had

i was spiderman. i had just discovered my powers, and had joined a group of other costumed heroes. i met them at the scene of a fire at a train station to rescue the people, and instead of doing that, captain america was scolding me for stealing his color scheme. jerk. so i twisted his arm and threw him down three stories from the roof into the burning pit below. then a train left the station, fully on fire, and immedietely crashed down through the tracks and started running on the ground. wolverine and black cat's powers were absolutely useless now, so i swung down and tried to stop the train like in spiderman two. it was running on the grass, towards a fenced in area where kids were playing basketball. i started webbing the buildings and the ground, and tried to steer the train around things by webbing one side more to pull it. i purposely crashed the train through a bikerack, and a fence, and a small building with a smokestack that i thought was too polluting. eventually, we came to the end where the basketball court was, and i was about to get crushed in between the train and the big fence. it was too high to jump over from where i was, and i ended up getting smushed anyway. the train was stopped, and i woke up to all my fingers being asleep from me laying on them.
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Posted 21 February 2010 - 12:55 PM

Awesome!
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Posted 21 February 2010 - 01:07 PM

I can't remember much of my dream anymore, but the end involved a piece of wood flying out of the darkness to strike me in the lower thigh. Upon closer inspection, the piece of broken wood had nails driven into it with all the nail heads sticking out 3 inches. And one of those had left a worm-hole like wound in my leg that was oddly bloodless.

Btw, awesome dream. Captain America deserved it.
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Posted 21 February 2010 - 01:39 PM

In my dream the other night, I was performing in an outdoors concert with a handful of other people. At first, I was under the impression that I knew the music, but we switched to a new piece and I realized that no, I didn't know any of it. At all. And apparently, neither did the rest of the band. At this point, it was my choir teacher conducting, and he stopped us and made us restart, in front of everyone in the audience, multiple times. When he finally let us continue, while I was playing, I heard a woman lean over and whisper to the person next to her: "Write down that the band isn't that good this year..."

We finished the one piece and began to switch to the next. Now it was my marching band teacher getting ready to conduct. As I searched for the music (the kid next to me showed me the title, but I couldn't find it), right when it was practically silent, I heard my cell phone start to go off. Panicking, I turned to reach for the phone and woke up to find that it was actually going off. My heart was pounding, but I calmed down and answered the text.
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Posted 22 February 2010 - 09:30 AM

i dreamt i had possession of jason vorhees' hockey mask. when i put it on, i became him, and learned that there were several other "jasons" being normal people who found the mask. i was told that i had to bring the mask back to camp crystal lake, and perform some type of ritual where i had to kill any and everyone there, and throw the mask into the lake from a canoe. i woke up before i did anything though because my cats were running around and stepped on my face.
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Posted 23 February 2010 - 04:50 AM

It's a sign. You must kill your cats and journey to the great crystal lake and toss their bodies in. Cats are evil!


And I had two dreams, but don't remember too much about 'em. Just the ends, for the most part.

The first one, me and this group of people were doing I forget what in some upscale neighborhood. Two story houses, lots of green grass and trees, no fences. Well we were walking and a goddamn T-Rex comes around from behind a brick wall, sees us, and starts chasing us. We dodge around stuff, but people still get eaten, then somehow we get into someone's house and it somehow follows us not only into the house, but down the normal 8 ft tall hallways. I get tired of running and being scared, so I turn into a room and the room's a mess, and I flip up the mattress and hid under it amidst all the mess. But of course, the damn thing stops at the frame looking after where the others went, but sticks it's head in the room and starts sniffing. >.> Terrified, I wake up.

The second had to do with halo and the forerunners. And finding some place where the inhabitants guard an old ship, but let people in to take but two relics each from the ship. Two of us go in as normal while three of us are invisible through the use of cloaking devices. But the artifacts are old magazines of various sorts. A bunch of old national geographics, pr0n, and other stuff I don't remember, all in haphazard stacks. The two uncloaked guys pick two and walk off with the two guardians in tow who make sure they only take two. The rest of us peruse it and take more than two things, though I begin to wonder if it's not some integrity test or something. And that was the end. Oh, and there was some part before where they were talking about how the forerunners were so advanced, sophisticated and civilized. But then they vanished, blah, blah, then something about maybe we're the remnants of the forerunners, and that maybe they weren't all that and a bag of chips after all, as we humans have our flaws.

I dunno why I have so many dreams involving the halo universe. I haven't even played since Christmas and even then, I was playing MW2 more and haven't really desired to play it since then.
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Posted 23 February 2010 - 06:32 AM

you should've ducked into a smaller room then, ever seen meet the robinsons? even t rex knows he has a huge head, and little baby arms.

i only had one dream, but it was by far the most bizarre yet. i don't know how, mus'tve been dream logic, i must've gotten bit by a radioactive starfish, because i could turn myself inside out, and wrap myself around objects to gain their shape and powers. first, i wrapped myself around a dog, and i was an inside-out human with dog shape and powers. then i chased a frisbee, and jumped and wrapped myself around that. the dog from before disappeared, and i was a frisbee. someone threw me up in the air, and i wrapped myself around a remote control helicopter. i was know an inside out human skin helicopter. i flew up into the clouds, farther and farther away looking at the land below. i passed a balloon and took its shape, and floated down to a cruise ship i saw in the water. i turned back rightside in, and was me again. i walked over to the captain who said we were in california, and were heading to some sort of bay. then i woke up.
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Posted 15 March 2010 - 06:08 PM

i was rambo. i was sent on assignment to assasinate the president of south africa. i took a boat there, and then a bus to his mansion. there, it was a huge gunfight like in a john woo movie. i found the president and killed him. then i found the guy who was running against him in the election that was about to happen, and killed him too. then a tour group of high school students came up to the mansion to meet the president, and i had to act fast. but too late because they were already inside, and some girl was challenging me to a wrestling match. we were in a room with red carpeting, yellow damask furniture, and there was broken glass, and rabbit turds all over the floor. before anyone could do anything else, i woke up.
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