Piers Morgan is a disgrace. The only reason he's on TV in America now is because we had enough of his shit in this country.
The Brilliant Youtube Clip Thread!
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Posted 18 July 2013 - 01:34 PM
I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime...
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Posted 18 July 2013 - 05:18 PM
Not youtube, but this is an important news story. Sorry, no embed...
http://www.wbaltv.co...aign=wbal-tv+11
The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead.
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Posted 18 July 2013 - 06:00 PM
Not youtube, but this is an important news story. Sorry, no embed...
"Malicious fecal distribution." Best line. Next to, "I'm going to go out there, with the hose, and spray her down and say, 'Bad human!'."
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Posted 19 July 2013 - 08:09 AM
yeah, that's a pretty funny story.
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Posted 19 July 2013 - 08:21 AM
We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far and no further!
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Posted 19 July 2013 - 10:53 AM
Your last paragraph doesn't make sense to me. Can you provide more details?
I believe his point was if you are so concerned about a destructive future, find a way to make the future better instead of just complaining about it. It's like making all the preparations for what you are going to have to do to make up for failing an exam before you take the exam instead studying so you pass the exam. That may have been a more confusing analogy. "Instead of complaining, do something" would be the crude and short version.
We all know what the true global threat is though: BANANAS!
I love this show. I want to do what it does with science for history.
Not "conspiracies". Conspiracy. Singular.
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Posted 19 July 2013 - 03:23 PM
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Posted 19 July 2013 - 03:25 PM
I did it before you even said anything, B.
The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead.
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Posted 19 July 2013 - 03:30 PM
I did it before you even said anything, B.
Thanks. ^^
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Posted 20 July 2013 - 10:48 AM
The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead.
-Mr. Peanutbutter
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Posted 20 July 2013 - 11:00 AM
*slow clap*
We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far and no further!
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Posted 21 July 2013 - 08:48 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8ULJ_eiGy4
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Posted 21 July 2013 - 01:47 PM
called it. our universe is a computer simulation, or matrix, containing all possibility within certain set of "rules" we are not real, we are only along for the ride.
Full video, 2011 Isaac Asimov Memorial Panel Debate
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Posted 21 July 2013 - 02:23 PM
What is running the simulation?
I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime...
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Posted 21 July 2013 - 06:18 PM
it's probably running itself by now. they specifically mention the Sims. what if we're a 14.8byo Sims game? we could be a simulation within a simulation too, as the program could be self propagating, self administering, and self correcting if advanced enough.
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Posted 27 July 2013 - 12:16 AM
I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime...
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Posted 27 July 2013 - 10:53 PM
We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far and no further!
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Posted 29 July 2013 - 08:23 AM
I'll probably get a lot of flack for posting this on here, but I think it's a great video from an artistic perspective. I do happen to agree with the message though too. It's very much a part of my spiritual beliefs as a Christian.
We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far and no further!
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Posted 29 July 2013 - 07:17 PM
I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime...
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Posted 30 July 2013 - 01:06 AM
That apricot bit killed me. XD
We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far and no further!
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