Don't give up Spaz!
The All Great Shrine Of The Dutch People
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, Aug 10 2007 12:43 PM
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Posted 03 July 2011 - 03:25 AM
Here's this until I get a good joke going.
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Posted 07 July 2011 - 01:10 AM
Spizle Spazle Grezel
I AM THE HARBRINGER OF THE SPICY ROOSTER APOCALYPSE!
I AM A HYDROGEN BOMB IN A NECKTIE!
I HOLD THE FLAMES OF A THOUSAND COLLAPSED STARS!
I AM...BOBRACHA!
Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power, derives from a mandate from the masses!
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Posted 07 July 2011 - 11:50 AM
It was the first day of Grade Three in a new town for Johnny. As a test, his teacher went around the
room and asked each of the students to count to 50. Some did very well, counting as high as 30
or 40 with just a few mistakes. Others couldn't get past 20. Johnny, however, did extremely well;
he counted past 50, right up to 100 without any mistakes. He was so excited that he ran home
and told his Dad how well he had done. His Dad nodded and told him, "That's because you are
from Alabama, son."
The next day, in language class, the teacher asked the students to recite the
alphabet. It's Grade Three, so most could make it half way through without much trouble. Some
made it to S or T, but Johnny rattled off the alphabet perfectly right to the end. That evening,
Johnny once again bragged to his Dad about his prowess in his new school. His Dad, knowingly,
explained to him, "That's because you are from Alabama, son."
The next day, after Physical
Education, the boys were taking showers. Johnny noted that, compared to the other boys in his
grade, he seemed overly "well endowed". This confused him. That night he told his Dad. "Dad,
they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm from
Alabama?" he asked. "No, son," explained his Dad, "That's because you're 18."
room and asked each of the students to count to 50. Some did very well, counting as high as 30
or 40 with just a few mistakes. Others couldn't get past 20. Johnny, however, did extremely well;
he counted past 50, right up to 100 without any mistakes. He was so excited that he ran home
and told his Dad how well he had done. His Dad nodded and told him, "That's because you are
from Alabama, son."
The next day, in language class, the teacher asked the students to recite the
alphabet. It's Grade Three, so most could make it half way through without much trouble. Some
made it to S or T, but Johnny rattled off the alphabet perfectly right to the end. That evening,
Johnny once again bragged to his Dad about his prowess in his new school. His Dad, knowingly,
explained to him, "That's because you are from Alabama, son."
The next day, after Physical
Education, the boys were taking showers. Johnny noted that, compared to the other boys in his
grade, he seemed overly "well endowed". This confused him. That night he told his Dad. "Dad,
they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm from
Alabama?" he asked. "No, son," explained his Dad, "That's because you're 18."
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Posted 07 July 2011 - 12:50 PM
Very good =) very well done!!!!!
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Posted 08 July 2011 - 12:39 PM
It took a bit, but I think I got it. I had help. ^^
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Posted 12 July 2011 - 12:49 PM
I thought about sending cookies to all of you for Christmas this year... but I don't think it'll work out well...
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Posted 12 July 2011 - 09:05 PM
Everyone likes cookies!
Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."
-all my friends that came with are drinking out in the car
--forever alone
+\- joke's on them i'm too drunk to drive
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 03:17 AM
Wait until Christmas.
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 02:26 PM
Even if I did have cookies I doubt I'd wrap them well enough to be delivered safely. Also I only have like 3 addresses on here...
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 02:54 PM
You should have at least 4 from the secret santa thing, unless someone didn't put a return address on their gift to you or Tony. Then mine since Tony and I have sold stuff to each other in the past.
* * * Stars' Final Fantasy Challenge * * *
Final Fantasy I - Completion Time 14:11
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Posted 13 July 2011 - 03:29 PM
Oh hey, I do!
Give me you addresses!!!
Mwahahahaha!!!
Give me you addresses!!!
Mwahahahaha!!!
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Posted 14 July 2011 - 12:21 AM
I don't like the sound of that diabolical laughter, reminds me too much of short ill tempered ginger midgets called Tim.
on a side note: All your cookies are belong to Dutch-io brothers.
on a side note: All your cookies are belong to Dutch-io brothers.
I AM THE HARBRINGER OF THE SPICY ROOSTER APOCALYPSE!
I AM A HYDROGEN BOMB IN A NECKTIE!
I HOLD THE FLAMES OF A THOUSAND COLLAPSED STARS!
I AM...BOBRACHA!
Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power, derives from a mandate from the masses!
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Posted 14 July 2011 - 02:44 AM
Just to spite you I'll make cookies, take pictures of them (and me eating them), and post them here.
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Posted 16 July 2011 - 04:02 PM
WELL?
Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."
-all my friends that came with are drinking out in the car
--forever alone
+\- joke's on them i'm too drunk to drive
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Posted 16 July 2011 - 05:08 PM
I'm workin' on it!
Once I finish overnights I'll make tons of cookies to spite you all! Just you watch!
Once I finish overnights I'll make tons of cookies to spite you all! Just you watch!
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Posted 27 July 2011 - 04:00 AM
im watching...but there aint much to see
I AM THE HARBRINGER OF THE SPICY ROOSTER APOCALYPSE!
I AM A HYDROGEN BOMB IN A NECKTIE!
I HOLD THE FLAMES OF A THOUSAND COLLAPSED STARS!
I AM...BOBRACHA!
Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power, derives from a mandate from the masses!
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