Tsar Bomba la Drama!
The All Great Shrine Of The Dutch People
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Monkeydog
, Aug 10 2007 12:43 PM
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#1601
Septerra
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Bobcat
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Posted 24 May 2011 - 01:45 AM
I AM THE HARBRINGER OF THE SPICY ROOSTER APOCALYPSE!
I AM A HYDROGEN BOMB IN A NECKTIE!
I HOLD THE FLAMES OF A THOUSAND COLLAPSED STARS!
I AM...BOBRACHA!
Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power, derives from a mandate from the masses!
#1602
Stars
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- Sex Bob-omb
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Pooka
- Location:Great American Desert
- Interests:Various nerdy things.
- Gender:Male
Posted 29 May 2011 - 01:18 PM
SPAAAAAAAAAAM
* * * Stars' Final Fantasy Challenge * * *
Final Fantasy I - Completion Time 14:11
Final Fantasy II - Completion Time 27:03
Final Fantasy III - Play Time 07:24
Final Fantasy IV - Play Time 04:01
Final Fantasy V
Final Fantasy VI
#1603
SpazCat
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- Fluffy Goodness
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Spazzifras
- Location:The place where the weather is made up and seasons don't matter.
- Gender:Female
Posted 29 May 2011 - 02:11 PM
Spoiler
#1604
Septerra
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- Dutchio Bro
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Bobcat
- Location:DBZ Universe
- Gender:Male
Posted 30 May 2011 - 01:14 AM
your post has been edited because spam is always welcome here =D
I AM THE HARBRINGER OF THE SPICY ROOSTER APOCALYPSE!
I AM A HYDROGEN BOMB IN A NECKTIE!
I HOLD THE FLAMES OF A THOUSAND COLLAPSED STARS!
I AM...BOBRACHA!
Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power, derives from a mandate from the masses!
#1606
Stars
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- Sex Bob-omb
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Pooka
- Location:Great American Desert
- Interests:Various nerdy things.
- Gender:Male
Posted 30 May 2011 - 12:37 PM
I've got 441 photos and videos, excluding those I've already deleted for being blurry or unnecessary. I will be sure to share all the good ones. After I get home.
* * * Stars' Final Fantasy Challenge * * *
Final Fantasy I - Completion Time 14:11
Final Fantasy II - Completion Time 27:03
Final Fantasy III - Play Time 07:24
Final Fantasy IV - Play Time 04:01
Final Fantasy V
Final Fantasy VI
#1607
SpazCat
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- Fluffy Goodness
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Spazzifras
- Location:The place where the weather is made up and seasons don't matter.
- Gender:Female
Posted 30 May 2011 - 01:48 PM
w00t!
#1608
Septerra
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- Dutchio Bro
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Bobcat
- Location:DBZ Universe
- Gender:Male
Posted 14 June 2011 - 12:10 AM
I'm still missing a lot of those picture Stars!/>I've got 441 photos and videos, excluding those I've already deleted for being blurry or unnecessary. I will be sure to share all the good ones. After I get home.
I AM THE HARBRINGER OF THE SPICY ROOSTER APOCALYPSE!
I AM A HYDROGEN BOMB IN A NECKTIE!
I HOLD THE FLAMES OF A THOUSAND COLLAPSED STARS!
I AM...BOBRACHA!
Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power, derives from a mandate from the masses!
#1609
Arutha
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- Jr. Duchio Bro
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Strong with the force
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- Gender:Male
Posted 28 June 2011 - 09:41 AM
alright so this bloak walks into a pub right and he has this giraffe with him and he walks up to the bar and asks for a pint the barkeep hands him his pint and he downs then pays his tab as he's about to leave the giraffe kills over in the middle of the room and he continues to leave the building the barkeep says "oy you can't just leave that lyin there" the man says "eh that's not a lion it's a giraffe"
Sorry Brah!
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#1610
Stars
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- Sex Bob-omb
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Pooka
- Location:Great American Desert
- Interests:Various nerdy things.
- Gender:Male
Posted 28 June 2011 - 10:13 AM
A blonde, a priest, and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
* * * Stars' Final Fantasy Challenge * * *
Final Fantasy I - Completion Time 14:11
Final Fantasy II - Completion Time 27:03
Final Fantasy III - Play Time 07:24
Final Fantasy IV - Play Time 04:01
Final Fantasy V
Final Fantasy VI
#1611
Arutha
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- Jr. Duchio Bro
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Strong with the force
- Location:w00tb00bs
- Gender:Male
Posted 28 June 2011 - 10:20 PM
What's the difference between a cat and a comma
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a comma has a pause at the end of its clause!
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a comma has a pause at the end of its clause!
Sorry Brah!
My Awards(updated)
My Awards(updated)
#1612
Stars
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- Sex Bob-omb
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Pooka
- Location:Great American Desert
- Interests:Various nerdy things.
- Gender:Male
Posted 29 June 2011 - 04:00 AM
(I like it.)
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
* * * Stars' Final Fantasy Challenge * * *
Final Fantasy I - Completion Time 14:11
Final Fantasy II - Completion Time 27:03
Final Fantasy III - Play Time 07:24
Final Fantasy IV - Play Time 04:01
Final Fantasy V
Final Fantasy VI
#1613
Guest_Super Mario_*
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Posted 29 June 2011 - 12:40 PM
*blows dust away* woah, been a long time here in the shrine.. hello! *helloechohello* hello arutha! hi stars! *wink*
#1614
Arutha
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- Jr. Duchio Bro
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Strong with the force
- Location:w00tb00bs
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#1615
SpazCat
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- Fluffy Goodness
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Spazzifras
- Location:The place where the weather is made up and seasons don't matter.
- Gender:Female
Posted 30 June 2011 - 10:07 AM
What's with the random jokes? Just to be random?
I um... there was this rabbit... no... once upon a time... no...
I give up.
I um... there was this rabbit... no... once upon a time... no...
I give up.
#1617
Septerra
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- Dutchio Bro
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Bobcat
- Location:DBZ Universe
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Posted 30 June 2011 - 01:16 PM
it's all up to you mmmkay!
I AM THE HARBRINGER OF THE SPICY ROOSTER APOCALYPSE!
I AM A HYDROGEN BOMB IN A NECKTIE!
I HOLD THE FLAMES OF A THOUSAND COLLAPSED STARS!
I AM...BOBRACHA!
Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power, derives from a mandate from the masses!
#1618
Jody
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- VIJ
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I'm a restarted alligator.
- Location:Jodyland.
- Interests:I LIKE THINGS.
- Gender:Female
Posted 01 July 2011 - 08:51 AM
Once upon a time, there was a guy. He had a righteous neck beard and a penchant for losing friends on account that he was a social leper and anyone who tried to befriend him was immediately put off by his terrible scales and halitosis. Even more unfortunate was that he had very few redeeming qualities, besides that he was somewhat bright and felt little need to blend in with his peers. One would think this would inevitably destroy his self esteem after a time, but it did not seem to phase him. Instead, he would stay in his mother's basement and play with legos and make peanut butter sculptures of dinosaurs.
One day, his elderly mother brought home a computer. Unheard of at the time, this guy was instantly obsessed with the idea of having something new to do and to exert his efforts on. He eagerly hoisted it and clumsily stumbled it down to his basement lair. There, he started it up and upon seeing the green text and boring blank screen and whatever else the first computers for civilians did, he was inspired. His inner genius began to tick and he came up with a brilliant plan.
The very next day he donned his Spider Man t-shirt and black jeans and left his house. Shading his eyes from the sunlight, so much brighter in person than through his grimy basement windows, he set out upon his destination: the soda shoppe. It was a few blocks away, which was enough to wind him, but upon reaching his goal he no longer felt any exhaustion. He felt only joy. The joy only a brilliant scheme in the makings can produce. He sat on a bench and watched as couples and rowdy groups of friends paraded back and forth down this social gathering spot, full of poodle skirt and milkshakes or whatever went on around the time computers were sold or whatever. He saw them, happy in their numbers, laughing and talking and having a social life, and instead of feeling any anger or resentment, he felt happy. Because he held the ultimate card. He knew what he must do.
He huffed and puffed his way back home. His mother tried to stop him on his way to the basement to ask if he'd like some meatloaf, but there was no time! Bouncing down the stairs three at a time, he threw himself in front of his computer. His fingers twitching impatiently, he ran over his ideas again. He must create it. The pinnacle of mockery to socializing. To make all efforts of being trendy and popular mean nothing. To make friends completely invaluable.
He reached his shaky hand out, pulled forward his keyboard, and with what we can assume was a mixture that can only be described as wizardry and manliness...
He created the god damn Internet.
One day, his elderly mother brought home a computer. Unheard of at the time, this guy was instantly obsessed with the idea of having something new to do and to exert his efforts on. He eagerly hoisted it and clumsily stumbled it down to his basement lair. There, he started it up and upon seeing the green text and boring blank screen and whatever else the first computers for civilians did, he was inspired. His inner genius began to tick and he came up with a brilliant plan.
The very next day he donned his Spider Man t-shirt and black jeans and left his house. Shading his eyes from the sunlight, so much brighter in person than through his grimy basement windows, he set out upon his destination: the soda shoppe. It was a few blocks away, which was enough to wind him, but upon reaching his goal he no longer felt any exhaustion. He felt only joy. The joy only a brilliant scheme in the makings can produce. He sat on a bench and watched as couples and rowdy groups of friends paraded back and forth down this social gathering spot, full of poodle skirt and milkshakes or whatever went on around the time computers were sold or whatever. He saw them, happy in their numbers, laughing and talking and having a social life, and instead of feeling any anger or resentment, he felt happy. Because he held the ultimate card. He knew what he must do.
He huffed and puffed his way back home. His mother tried to stop him on his way to the basement to ask if he'd like some meatloaf, but there was no time! Bouncing down the stairs three at a time, he threw himself in front of his computer. His fingers twitching impatiently, he ran over his ideas again. He must create it. The pinnacle of mockery to socializing. To make all efforts of being trendy and popular mean nothing. To make friends completely invaluable.
He reached his shaky hand out, pulled forward his keyboard, and with what we can assume was a mixture that can only be described as wizardry and manliness...
He created the god damn Internet.
This is not the greatest signature in the world. No, this is just a tribute...<br /><br />Couldn't remember the greatest signature in the world. Yeeaaah, NO! This is a tribuuute! Ohhhhh. To the greatest signature in the world! All right! It was the greatest signature in the world all right. <br /><br />And the peculiar thing is this, my friends. The signature I made on that fateful night didn't actually look anything like this signature! This is just a tribute. You've gotta believe me, and I wish you were there. Just a matter of opinion. Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin'. So surprised to find you can't stop it. All right! All right.<br /><br /><img src='http://imgur.com/tMKga.png' alt='Posted Image' class='bbc_img' />
#1619
SpazCat
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Spazzifras
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- Gender:Female
Posted 01 July 2011 - 12:01 PM
.... I give up.... again...
#1620
lazlo falconi
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- YATTAMAN!!
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Knows Nothing
- Location:Cartoon Hell
- Interests:Presidency.
- Gender:Male
Posted 01 July 2011 - 08:41 PM
=D
Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."
-all my friends that came with are drinking out in the car
--forever alone
+\- joke's on them i'm too drunk to drive
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