Puffin and Kamau topic # THE...FIFTEENTH. Probably. Maybe. Most likely...not?
*Kamau steals the keyboard* It's gotta be, cuz it's the last one I could find, but it can't be because there's no way our last topic was in 2012.
(Puffin: I dunno... SOME one had to go and move to another state.)
Puffin and Kamau topic # THE SIXTEENTH!!
*Kamau raises an eyebrow* You were saying? (Puffin: Erghhh... ahem. Well, I found the actual last topic, so there.) Yeah well, I came home TWICE in the last year and you totally forgot... Thinking it had been over a year since we last saw each other...
*Puffin quickly steals the keyboard*
*Kamau steals it back during Puffin's coughing fit* (Puffin: No fair! I'm dying over here and you go and steal my laptop?!) Well, if you're dying, you might as well leave your laptop to me. (Puffin: ...Metaphorically dying.) Are you sure? Cuz the way you sound- (*Puffin tries to cut Kamau off, ends up doubled over coughing*) See? Dying. Of the plague, probably. (Puffin: I swear, it's not as bad as it sounds. Except it sort of it...)
*Puffin steals the keyboard... again* Right, so Kamau came and visited me at college! Unfortunately, I am sick. I was sicker before, but this freaking cough won't go away and it is terrible. (Kamau: The plague.) Yes. yes, shut it now. (Kamau: It's ok. You'll die tonight, choking on your own breath, and I'll die tomorrow after my 5k!) That...
*Kamau takes over the keyboard while Puffin continues to die* And then there will be no more Puffin and Kamau topics - there will never be a THE SEVENTEENTH! Woe is the world, blame the plague and physical fitness or lack thereof...!
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