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[Kamau]

Everything is funny right now!

So for those of you who don't know what's going on here...this is a Puffin and Kamau topic! They're rare around these parts, mostly due to Kamau having been away at school and Puffin therefore being eight hours away. I'm tempted to leave in all my typos and not hit the backspace...

*Puffin swipes keyboard* You're being clinical and long and boring and stuff and I'm forgoetting to type what you say. (Kamau: write it all! write faster! new paragraph!) This is going to be interesting. So, you guys know when I told Kamau we had to celebrate him/her/whatever gradumacating? well, we did. With tequila. And harry potter. So this is where this leads us now (Kamau: I'm drinking Shnapps, I didn't like the tequila. It tasted like wine, but I like the cherry juice.) Grendadine. And I like the tequila. (Kamau: GrenADINe is just a fancy name for cherry juice.) SHE is here with us, and she'll be speaking in double parathesis tonight (Kamau: I don't know why you're explaining that to them, you never explain anything.) ((SHE: I want a peanut butter jelly sandwich.)) So make one. ((I AM.)) (Kamau: No, you're not, you're sitting on the couch.) ((No, I'm not this is a recliner.)) (Kamau: You're still not making a sanwich) Can I just say typing is vaguely interesting while you're kind drunk?

*Kamau grabs the keyboard back* Kind drunk? You're not a kind drunk, don't lie! You bite people when you're drunk! (Puffin: You don't know that!) Yeah, well, I've heard stories. ((She does! I can vouch for that.)) ...Okay this is getting awk..awwk...awkw...awkard...THAT WORD IS HARD WHEN YOU ARE DRUNK. Am I drunk? I don't think I am. (Puffin: You're not so drunk. You're more a silly tipsy kind of person.) Okay, I like that better. I'm just tipsy. Still hard to type. (Puffin: Well, more than tipsy probably. But you're not drunk drunk, you're.....there's a battery. -starts playing with it-) ...Okaaay. ((Anything you find in my couch is yours.)) (Puffin: What if I find money?) ((Anything aside from that.)) Cool! Treasure hunt time! ...Puffin, think we can start hiding things in the couch? Does that count? (Puffin: -busy clicking a pen and not paying attention-) ((...Kamau, take the pen away from her before I kill her with it.)) (Puffin: I'm done, I'm done! ... -lifts up a couch cushion and starts hunting for free things- Hey SHE, I found dice, can I keep those?) ((No.)) (Puffin: ...So when you said 'anything' you really just meant 'anything you don't want'.) ((Yes.)) Hmm, you know, typing is getting kind of boring but it's entertaining to watch Puffin and SHE fight over dice. So yeah, we were watching Harry Potter movie 1. I have all 8 with me but we're taking a break now. It's hot. ): (Puffin: It is kind of hot. You should drink some water.) Okay. You type then!

*Puffin has the keyboard shoved at her* Uhhhhhh. Heys all. What up? So, go figure, the second I get the keyboard it goes silent here. Although apparently the way Kauamau drinks water reminds SHE of Capt. Morgan. The pose or something. I feel like this isn't very entertaining. They're arguing about stugff now. I think alcohol being spilled? I 'unno. Tequila? Teguuuuila. (Kamau: I didn't spill tequila, I spilled water on her foot, apparently, though SHE spilled tequila earlier) Ohhhs. So, typing while tpisy or drunks or whatevs isn't do fun and oh my god I suck at this. I'mma out of here guys. (Kamau: You're italian now?) Whuh?

*Puffin clicks 'post new topic'* Internet has been lost.
Puffin: Nooooooooooooooo!
Kamau: I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. Don't touch that!!
*Puffin clicks the back arrow*
...Phew.

[Stars]

I'd like to hear what you think of your topic once you're all sober again. Buncha weird people.

[kspr]

why are these not livestreamed?

[Kamau]

...This topic was a lot funnier last night. XD

[Puffin]

I'm pretty sure this would have somehow of been twice as boring if it were livestreamed. We were just drunk enough to find everything entertaining, but not to actually be entertaining. As this topic shows quite well. And you know, I still don't know why I used the word clinical there. I guess I thought you were just making too much sense? I 'unno. Though I am surprised I spelled it right.
Though I'm still entertained by our choice of title and description.

[Kamau]

Told you 'clinical' wasn't whatever word you were looking for. XD You were so adamant that "it'll make sense later, you'll see!" Haha.

[Puffin]

Hah...yeah, I got nothin'. The most I can think is that I thought you were taking too much time to make sense. I have no idea.

[Stars]

I assumed you meant something like "analytical."