Name: Justin Shaffer
Age: 22
Birthday: January 10
Location: a little urinal called
Park CityHeight: 6'
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Live With: kittehs, a bunneh
Pets?: see above
Relationships?: fucking going for it on march 8th
Crushes lately?: a few beer cans...?
Dream Job: trailer park supervisor
Currently Playing: Warhawks
RM2K, RM2K3, or RMXP?: XP
Favourite Food: ive been eating a lot of turkey recently, so ill go with that
Favourite Drink: Monster kaos (the orange one)
Favourite Color: Orange or Red
Favourite kind of Music: Metal
Favourite Band: Devil Driver has usurped GWAR for me...
Favourite Album: JG Thirwell's music of the venture brothers
Favourite Game: Streets Of Rage 2
Favourite Genre of Game: rpg/fighting/survival horror
Favourite Hobbies: video games, drinking, arting
Favourite Movies: Freddy Got Fingered, which has a subtle genius ive never before seen.
Favourite Shows: heroes, the venture brothers, judge mathis, just shoot me, yes dear
Favourite Members: anyone who friends me on the facebook
Members You Know in Real Life: None. i had a chance to meet christomophicus, but wasted it by wandering around depressed and looking at kangaroos
Members You Would Like to Meet in Real Life: any and all. is monkeycon still a go?
Funniest Member: that random porn posting russian guy
Most Sarcastic Member: me
Kindest Member: money/mael/amethyst
Members who should post more: All the single ladies [/vicious parker]
Favourite Admin: Monkey..he's the only one isnt he?
Favourite Mod: Who are the mods again?
Favourite Spammer:def me. or arutha
Overall Coolest Member: seeing as how hyperlisk can edit whatever i have as a sig. id say thats a pretty cool superpower.
Member you'd like to get to know better: I think Vashums would be fun to hang out and get wasted with.
AIM, MSN, Yahoo etc..: Firescreamer171 on AIM. it's a magic the gathering card that i used all the time.
Email: ztotherow@gmail.com
Previous Jobs: i worked at a furniture factory for one day before i realized how many people had spent their lives there, and realized i didnt want to peak til i was at least thirty. hopefully i will be going into educational behaviorism.
Current Job: traffic broker, scarlet pumpernickel
Current Gen Systems Owned: PC, PS3
Sports Played: fencing, pro wrestling, regular wrestling [poorly] one year of baseball when i was nine, badminton champion in my gym class senior year
Element of Choice: Green magic.--> using fruit and other pants as weapons
Weapon of Choice: Pipe bender. Specifically the Gardner 910
Insult of Choice: Officer Cock-knuckles
Famous Hottie of Choice: Anne Hathaway, Laura Prepon
Personal Title of Choice: Action Bastard
Burger Joint of Choice: i live a block from a mcdonalds. sometimes when i drink, i think its a good idea to walk over there and get an angus 1/3 pounder. D:
Chinese Joint of Choice: Jumbo Buffet
Arch-Enemy: Nomi-Klaus
Favorite Quote: merry meet, merry part, and merry meet again
Special Ability: Trample, first strike, tap X mana to increase Action Bastard's attack by X.