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Penguins Simpsons quote thread ATE YOUR FACE

Started by Monkeydog , May 04 2010 12:42 PM

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#41 Monkeydog

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 02:49 AM

I cho choo chooose you.
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#42 kspr

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 06:43 AM

I Bee-lieve in you, and there's a picture of a bee on it

Mighty Yamses, we are tired of building your food pyramid. Let my pickles go!

Are you a care bear?
I'm an intensive care bbear
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#43 kspr

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Posted 21 July 2010 - 08:19 PM

Simpson, you've been waving your nuts in my face for far too long. Now it's time for you to eat shrimp and die!
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#44 Jody

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Posted 25 July 2010 - 04:42 PM

Some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food
The only thing I'm hunting fooor is an outfit that looks gooood
Seeee myyy vest, see my vest!
Made from real gorilla chest!
Feel my sweater, there's nothing better
than authentic Irish Setter!
See this hat? 'Twas my cat!
My evening wear? Vampire bat!
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino
Grizzily bear underwear
Turtle's necks, I've got my share
Beret of poodle, on my noodle it shall reeeest
Try my red robin suit, it comes one breast, or two
See my vest, see my vest, seee my vest!
Like my loafers? Former gophers!
It was that, or skin my chauffeurs!
But a grey hound fur tuxedo would be beeest...
So let's prepare these dogs, kill two for matching clogs!
See my veeeest!
See my veeeest!
Oh please, won't you seeee myy veeest!
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This is not the greatest signature in the world. No, this is just a tribute...<br /><br />Couldn't remember the greatest signature in the world. Yeeaaah, NO! This is a tribuuute! Ohhhhh. To the greatest signature in the world! All right! It was the greatest signature in the world all right. <br /><br />And the peculiar thing is this, my friends. The signature I made on that fateful night didn't actually look anything like this signature! This is just a tribute. You've gotta believe me, and I wish you were there. Just a matter of opinion. Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin'. So surprised to find you can't stop it. All right! All right.<br /><br /><img src='http://imgur.com/tMKga.png' alt='Posted Image' class='bbc_img' />

#45 kspr

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Posted 30 August 2010 - 01:51 PM

[deep breath] STEP RIGHT UP FOLKS AND WITNESS THE MAGNIFICENT MEDICINAL MIRACLE OF SIMPSON AND SON'S PATENTED PRE-BOTTLED REVITALIZING TONIIIIIIIC! [deep breath] PUT SOME ARDOR IN YOUR LARDER WITH OUR ENERGIZING MOISTURIZING TANTALIZING ROMANTICIZING SIR-PRISING, HER-PRISING REVITALIZING TONIIIIIIC!!!!!!!!
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AND I SAY GREAT BRITAIN'S GREATEST PRIME MINISTER WAS LORD PALMERSTON!
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Posted 10 September 2010 - 09:16 PM

Lionel Hutz, attorney at law. Here's my card, it turns into a sponge when you put it in water!
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#47 rekaru

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Posted 03 October 2010 - 05:40 AM

"Son, don't rock the boat. Don't even get in the boat. Just buy some ice cream and walk around the pier. But don't use their bathrooms, they are FILTHY."
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#48 Vicious Parker

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Posted 16 October 2010 - 01:32 AM

The Invincible Man Was Here.
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The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead.

-Mr. Peanutbutter

#49 rekaru

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Posted 18 February 2011 - 10:46 PM

Source.

"Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?"
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#50 kspr

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Posted 19 February 2011 - 08:39 AM

/>Source.

"Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?"


Yes.
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#51 kspr

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Posted 28 June 2011 - 07:58 AM

Willie: Now turn to chapter three of Math Safari
Bart: But we're on chapter seven
Willie: THEN YOU'LL BE TEACHIN' WILLEH!
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#52 kspr

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Posted 23 December 2011 - 10:33 PM

Yay, sleep! That's where I'm a viking.
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Posted 16 March 2012 - 11:54 PM

Knife goes in, guts come out.
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#54 kspr

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 02:50 PM

paddlin the school canoe? oooh you better believe that's a paddlin
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#55 Donkeymog

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 06:38 PM

Stupid sexy Flanders.


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I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime...

#56 Monkeydog

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 11:19 PM

When I started this clown thing, I thought it would be nothing but glory. You know, the glory of being a clown.

 

(this will always be my favorite thread, as sad as that is)


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#57 kspr

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Posted 26 April 2013 - 07:45 AM

...and even after I painted those cool stripes all over your house


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#58 Monkeydog

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Posted 26 April 2013 - 01:14 PM

Putting speed holes in my car. Makes it go faster.


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#59 kspr

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 11:57 AM

I'm Idaho


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#60 Donkeymog

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Posted 12 May 2013 - 12:59 PM

I bent my wookie

 

now with exciting video add-on!

 


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I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime...

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