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#21 lazlo falconi

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Posted 09 June 2010 - 12:16 PM

The Great South America Flying Toad only mates once a year, in a frenzy known by the locals as O Dia Da Horrors Incessante, which devastates approximately 1400 acres of cropland and kills about 82 humans annually.
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Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."


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#22 kspr

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Posted 06 July 2010 - 07:36 PM

Uniclams fly about and bother the delivery boys from the Kwik-e-Mart. They maul passersby with their horns, and bite them with their clamp like shells that are capable of bending inanimate plutonium rods.
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#23 Shade Xl

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Posted 07 July 2010 - 06:51 PM

Dogs are just fascist cats
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WARNING : A immature 15 year-old posts here

EXTRA WARNING : He's from Canada, he'll shot you with bacon bullets.

#24 Skull

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Posted 12 July 2010 - 07:51 AM

Cockroaches make terrible movers.
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Ride the tiger. You can see his stripes but you know he's clean.

#25 kspr

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 01:56 PM

the Mexican Fighting Tree will hurl spiky chestnuts at a distance, but will mess up your life with its thorned branches if you get too close.
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