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[Skull]

Rules are simple, post a fun, interesting, and more than likely inaccurate fact about an animal. Pictures of the animal are good, but not needed. Also, pictures depicting the facts can also be posted or requested, if anyone wants to make anything.

So, let's begin.


Cats are actually just communist dogs.

[Jody]

Sharks are terrifying and intimidating.

[Stars]

Dogs are one of the few creatures which have opposable thumbs.

[Maelstrom]

I think I just lost my fear of sharks. =D

[Jody]

I think I just lost my fear of sharks. =D

I'm actually terrified of sharks, really a lot (and I live in South Dakota, LOL LOGIC!).

But that picture makes me happy, regardless of how awful the rest of the critter is around the horrible smiles.

Also I feel a little foolish but I think Stars video is kind of creepy. Does anyone else agree?

[kspr]

Rabbits are soft and cuddly creatures with a timid disposition. BUT WHAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW: Is that they're wanted by the FBI for embezzling over TEN MILLION DOLLARS!

[Stars]

Alligators are funny retarded animals that love to flail their hands and play in the water.

[Stars]

Alligators are funny restarted animals

Fix'd

EDIT: Re-fix'd

[Jody]

I believe it was restarted, my good sir. But true nonetheless. Very good observation, Monay.

[kspr]

Here is my real-life encounter with a furry. I was at the mall on saturday, I don't remember why, probably looking for shoes... My travels eventually led me to a gamestop near a sports authority, and a cinnamonster. I went inside, and began looking vacantly at the walls, seeing if anything looked good. Then I saw it.

It was a behemoth of a beast. stood near 6 feet tall and must have weighed over 400 pounds from the looks of it. On its head was a ragged old pokemon hat. But atop it, were sewn one blue ear, and one red ear, most likely taken from its last prey. Beneath the hat was an equally ragged mop of dirty blond hair, almost hiding a face that was equal parts glasses and acne. Surprisingly enough, a shirt was somehow forced over this person's bulbous frame. It was yellow, and had some unremarkable picture on the front of it. However, what was most irregular about this person were its tails. From beneath the shirt, and over a pair of jeanshorts came two tails. one red, and one blue. They looked as if they came from some sort of amusement park stuffed animal, or spray painted roadkill. The rest of the person was unremarkable by that point. I knew I had to get out of gamestop without being seen by it.

I ducked to the back corner of the store, the part where nobody ever goes, the part where the pc and gamecube games are on a rack near the ps2/dvd bargain bin. During the course of all these events, there were steadily less and less people in the store until my cover was in danger of being blown. I pretended to read the back of super mario sunshine, and made my way towards the in store wii console. By then the furry was already talking to the gamestop employee about the TWO pokewalkers it had been holding between its sausage-like fingers. Luckily, I had my headphones in so I couldn't hear anything it was talking about...probably furry stuff...finally, when it was distracted by the gamestop guy walking away, I dropped the box I was hiding behind, and bolted out unseen.

[Skull]

Dinosaurs actually didn't go extinct, they secretly run a chain of gas stations in the American Southwest.

[Jody]

Here is my real-life encounter with a furry. I was at the mall on saturday, I don't remember why, probably looking for shoes... My travels eventually led me to a gamestop near a sports authority, and a cinnamonster. I went inside, and began looking vacantly at the walls, seeing if anything looked good. Then I saw it.

It was a behemoth of a beast. stood near 6 feet tall and must have weighed over 400 pounds from the looks of it. On its head was a ragged old pokemon hat. But atop it, were sewn one blue ear, and one red ear, most likely taken from its last prey. Beneath the hat was an equally ragged mop of dirty blond hair, almost hiding a face that was equal parts glasses and acne. Surprisingly enough, a shirt was somehow forced over this person's bulbous frame. It was yellow, and had some unremarkable picture on the front of it. However, what was most irregular about this person were its tails. From beneath the shirt, and over a pair of jeanshorts came two tails. one red, and one blue. They looked as if they came from some sort of amusement park stuffed animal, or spray painted roadkill. The rest of the person was unremarkable by that point. I knew I had to get out of gamestop without being seen by it.

I ducked to the back corner of the store, the part where nobody ever goes, the part where the pc and gamecube games are on a rack near the ps2/dvd bargain bin. During the course of all these events, there were steadily less and less people in the store until my cover was in danger of being blown. I pretended to read the back of super mario sunshine, and made my way towards the in store wii console. By then the furry was already talking to the gamestop employee about the TWO pokewalkers it had been holding between its sausage-like fingers. Luckily, I had my headphones in so I couldn't hear anything it was talking about...probably furry stuff...finally, when it was distracted by the gamestop guy walking away, I dropped the box I was hiding behind, and bolted out unseen.

Maybe it's the Sonichu guy!

[Maelstrom]

Unicorn horns aren't really horns...

[Skull]

The echidna is made of exactly 4 elements, no less then 3 are ever Spy.

[lazlo falconi]

Dogs are one of the few creatures which have opposable thumbs.

Dogs can't look up.

[Skull]

Surprisingly, turtles are well known for not having panic rooms.

[Maelstrom]

But turtles have been known to fall out of the sky and hit people in the head.

[Skull]

Koala bears are good at doing two things, love and algebra are not those things.

[lazlo falconi]

The Chihuahua is thought to be the longest living of all land creatures, and thus makes it a great lifelong pet.

[Skull]

If given a choice, they Wyoming Toad will always choose Clamoto over Beefamoto.