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Duke Nukem Forever...Today?!

Started by Monkeydog , Dec 18 2007 09:25 PM

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#21 Donkeymog

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Posted 05 September 2010 - 12:48 AM

I'm kind of sad that this has a release date. A world where Duke Nukem Forever gets released just doesn't sit well with me.
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#22 lazlo falconi

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Posted 05 September 2010 - 02:31 PM

Had this conversation last night, actually.

(8:06:44 PM) Billy: did ya hear about Duke Nukem Forever?
(8:07:20 PM) Satan Pirate Extra: Yeah... But we've had release dates before.
(8:07:34 PM) Billy: yeah... but we didn't get demos before
(8:07:59 PM) Satan Pirate Extra: That's true...
(8:08:18 PM) Satan Pirate Extra: But I can't help feeling that I'll be more disappointed if the game actually does get launched
(8:08:49 PM) Billy: why do you say that?
(8:09:42 PM) Satan Pirate Extra: Because it will be the end of something great and hilarious.
(8:09:49 PM) Satan Pirate Extra: And for what?
(8:10:03 PM) Satan Pirate Extra: A semi-amusing shooter we'll all play for a month or so?


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Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."


-all my friends that came with are drinking out in the car
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#23 kspr

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Posted 04 October 2010 - 10:39 AM

demo footage
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#24 Billy

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Posted 04 October 2010 - 11:07 AM

After twelve fucking years it should be.
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Posted 04 October 2010 - 11:53 AM

Taking a Piss and Blow Jobs

Yep, that will sum it up nicely
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Not "conspiracies". Conspiracy. Singular.

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Posted 04 October 2010 - 06:25 PM

i think it's appropriate, he's been holding it in for 12 years
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Posted 13 October 2010 - 08:46 AM

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Posted 13 October 2010 - 10:02 AM

Apparently because I bought borderlands, I have an access code that supposedly will give me early access to the beta. Whenever that is. We'll see how that goes.
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#29 Billy

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Posted 22 October 2010 - 10:21 PM

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I don't know who does those comics, but I love them.

Apparently because I bought borderlands, I have an access code that supposedly will give me early access to the beta. Whenever that is. We'll see how that goes.

Me too. Can't wait to see how that turns out.
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Posted 23 October 2010 - 09:16 AM

The comic is Manly Guys Doing Manly Things, and the artist is Coelasquid.
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#31 Billy

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Posted 23 October 2010 - 10:31 AM

Thanks muchly.
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Posted 01 January 2011 - 07:45 PM

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And I'm all outta piss.
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Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."


-all my friends that came with are drinking out in the car
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#33 kspr

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Posted 03 January 2011 - 05:21 PM

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And I'm all outta piss.

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Posted 23 January 2011 - 06:56 AM

w00t!

Looks like everything I'd want from a Duke Nukem game. I'm actually pretty hyped for this.
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Posted 23 January 2011 - 10:30 AM

w00t!

Looks like everything I'd want from a Duke Nukem game. I'm actually pretty hyped for this.


I'm kind of sad that this has a release date. A world where Duke Nukem Forever gets released just doesn't sit well with me.


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#37 Donkeymog

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Posted 23 January 2011 - 01:26 PM

yeah, I guess I've been won over by it. The new trailer brought back some nostalgia.
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Posted 24 March 2011 - 09:39 AM

Delayed again. I still don't think it's really going to come out.
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Posted 24 March 2011 - 04:56 PM

Maybe that's all part of the game. Just jerkin' people around???
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Posted 24 March 2011 - 05:41 PM

pacifying feisty babes by spanking them is also part of the game. SORSE!

I can't wait to get hold of this game and be all manly and do manly things like that because I'm so manly.
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