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Started by Anthony Totinos , Nov 13 2007 06:20 PM

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#1041 Donkeymog

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Posted 04 June 2013 - 11:22 PM

As one of the "awakened" are you out protesting your government too?


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#1042 Phalanxman

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Posted 05 June 2013 - 06:01 AM

Why yes. :) However, I find it much more effective to educate the people with whom you have sway over.


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#1043 Donkeymog

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Posted 05 June 2013 - 06:04 AM

Today I learned that Antarctica is bigger than Australia:

 

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I always thought it just appeared big on the map because of Gaussian curvature distortions.

 

Also I learned that Australia and America are almost identical in length from east to west coasts.


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#1044 Monkeydog

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Posted 05 June 2013 - 09:56 AM

Also I learned that Australia and America are almost identical in length from east to west coasts.

 

That's crazy. I guess the US looks bigger just because it has Canada on top of it, like a hat.


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#1045 Phalanxman

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Posted 05 June 2013 - 12:23 PM

I give that observation an "Eh" plus! :P

 

EDIT: I give that joke two thumbs down :/


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#1046 Donkeymog

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Posted 05 June 2013 - 12:54 PM

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Australia is massive.


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Posted 05 June 2013 - 05:24 PM

it only took about 3.5 hrs to fly from sydney to perth, our plane must've been flying

 

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Posted 05 June 2013 - 06:06 PM

That's crazy. I guess the US looks bigger just because it has Canada on top of it, like a hat.

It's a common misconception because of the ghastly mercator projection that makes the norther hemisphere much larger than the southern.
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Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."


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Posted 05 June 2013 - 06:33 PM

they're just jealous that we pay their country to make globes with our country bigger than theirs.


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Posted 05 June 2013 - 10:44 PM

We also have Alaska though.
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#1051 Monkeydog

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Posted 05 June 2013 - 11:59 PM

And Hawaii.

 

Updated map of America:

 

You could fit like three Aussielands in there.

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Posted 06 June 2013 - 01:37 AM

You.. Sliced off half of Michigan...
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#1053 Donkeymog

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Posted 06 June 2013 - 04:03 AM

But Michigan is practically Canada though, right?


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Posted 06 June 2013 - 04:23 PM

Nothing of value was lost.
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Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."


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Posted 06 June 2013 - 04:31 PM

Fair enough, since he did spare Spaz and I, and rid us of Detroit.


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#1056 Monkeydog

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Posted 06 June 2013 - 04:53 PM

Fair enough, since he did spare Spaz and I, and rid us of Detroit.

That's what I call a win win win situation. 


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Posted 10 June 2013 - 06:29 AM

But Michigan is practically Canada though, right?

NO It isn't that's offensive

 

Nothing of value was lost.

Hey you may have made me a canadian with that post, I  thought I  was valuable  to you.

 

Seriously though flint is pretty close to that line.


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Posted 10 June 2013 - 08:12 AM

>>hears "foliage" pronounced as "foilage"

>>tells person it's actually french, pronounced "La Foyage"

>>they believe me, and start saying it to themself

 

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#1059 Donkeymog

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Posted 10 June 2013 - 10:49 AM

Interestingly after the French conquered England in 1066 they would actually do the reverse of this. If they didn't know the Saxon word they would just use the French word with a Saxon accent. This is one of the reasons there are so many similarities in the language.


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Posted 10 June 2013 - 11:39 AM

Breaking News!

 

BottomGuy uses the MonkeyPro website for a Computer Science assignment. Told to use the Internet Archive "Wayback Machine" to compare the current iteration of a website they are familiar with to its oldest iteration that can be found. In a brutal display of malevolence towards his fellow forum goers, BottomGuy subjects MonkeyPro to the test. After hours  minutes of dissection and analysis, the results come in: MonkeyPro looked like shit crap not nice things 7 years ago. "It was almost unbearable to watch," says BottomGuy. On the positive side, current MonkeyPro declared to have, "improved in leaps and bounds during the last seven years." "The layout is better looking and easier to navigate," comments BottomGuy since he was the only researcher. Research material and detailed project report have been submitted to the German Scientific Board for review. Now only time will tell the fate of MonkeyPro. And BottomGuy's grade for the assignment.

 

BottomGuy, Away!

 

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