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#21 lazlo falconi

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Posted 10 May 2010 - 07:50 PM

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

I think you mean, "To alcohol! The cause of, and temporary solution to all life's problems."


Also:

LISA NEEDS BRACES
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Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."


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#22 Monkeydog

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Posted 10 May 2010 - 08:51 PM

DENTAL PLAN

(and I hope the temporary is just something you put in...because it's defiantly not what Homer says in Homer vs. the 18th Amendment.)
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#23 Skull

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Posted 11 May 2010 - 06:29 AM

LISA NEEDS BRACES
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Ride the tiger. You can see his stripes but you know he's clean.

#24 Monkeydog

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Posted 11 May 2010 - 11:54 AM

DENTAL PLAN
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#25 kspr

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 08:05 AM

LISA NEEDS BRACES
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you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger. 


#26 kspr

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 08:07 AM

tell her rump is as big as the queen's! and twice as fragrant!
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#27 lazlo falconi

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Posted 12 May 2010 - 02:22 PM

Marge: Even Lisa?
Bob: Especially Lisa! But especially Bart!
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Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."


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#28 kspr

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Posted 13 May 2010 - 09:02 AM

are we all watching season 8?
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#29 Monkeydog

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Posted 14 May 2010 - 11:58 PM

What's wrong with this country!? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?
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#30 kspr

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Posted 15 May 2010 - 12:41 PM

No Mr. Bunt, I expect you to die, and have a cheap funeral!
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#31 Monkeydog

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Posted 20 May 2010 - 09:11 AM

http://www.work-club.com/blackboard/

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
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#32 Monkeydog

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Posted 21 May 2010 - 11:54 PM

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Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
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#33 kspr

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Posted 22 May 2010 - 01:30 PM

I'm just helping my friend Homer on the roof...Doodily
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#34 toysintheattic

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Posted 31 May 2010 - 06:07 PM

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BARTDOYOUWANTSOMEBROWNIESBEFOREYOUGOTOBED?!!!
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#35 kspr

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 02:10 PM

Abe: What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about seeeex? I had seeeeeeeex!
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#36 Monkeydog

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 10:07 PM

You look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife!
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#37 kspr

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 02:14 PM

...And I said to myself Evans, you forgot Hollywood rule #1- Kill Homer Simpson
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#38 kspr

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Posted 25 June 2010 - 09:22 AM

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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#39 Monkeydog

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Posted 25 June 2010 - 10:51 PM

You're gay for Moleman!
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#40 toysintheattic

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Posted 29 June 2010 - 02:27 AM

No one's gay for Moleman. :(
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