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Duke Nukem Forever...Today?!

Started by Monkeydog , Dec 18 2007 09:25 PM

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#1 Monkeydog

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Posted 18 December 2007 - 09:25 PM

http://www.joystiq.c...oming-tomorrow/

Exciting~
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Posted 18 December 2007 - 09:33 PM

OLD NEWS!

http://gbatemp.net/i...showtopic=69211
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Posted 18 December 2007 - 09:37 PM

This is terrible. The internet is going to lose one of its longest-running jokes now.


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OLD NEWS!

Both of those articles say "tomorrow," so it can't be that old.
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#4 Hyperlisk

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Posted 18 December 2007 - 09:51 PM

Yeah, but I saw my news first, therefore his is old :D
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Posted 19 December 2007 - 12:56 PM

http://www.joystiq.c...f-non-delivery/
Trailer~
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Posted 09 January 2008 - 03:28 PM

Sorry for posting in an old topic but that trailer is the worst thing I've ever seen.

Am I surprised? Eh, no, not really.
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 02:24 AM

I agree, the giant joke has come to an end :(

I't not that bad though, it's only 11 years overdue ;P
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Yes private, thats exactly it. War's over, we won.
Turns out you're the big hero and we're gonna hold a parade in your honor.
I get to drive the float, and Simmons here IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!!!
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Posted 16 February 2008 - 11:36 AM

he looks too much like bruce willis on steroids. and srlsy, who smokes while working out?
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Posted 01 December 2009 - 12:11 PM

D-DAY!
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Posted 12 August 2010 - 07:41 AM

Duke Nukem is alive and duking
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Posted 12 August 2010 - 07:45 AM

Why can't they just let this thing die...
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Posted 12 August 2010 - 05:03 PM

because he's like the little one legged dog that could.
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Posted 12 August 2010 - 05:25 PM

I just wish it would come out already so it can stop coming back and being canceled.
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Posted 12 August 2010 - 05:40 PM

If it ever does finally come out, it's going to have quite a lot to live up to.
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Posted 12 August 2010 - 08:55 PM

This game will continue to teeter on the edge of existence
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Posted 13 August 2010 - 01:34 AM

the number one known vaporware on the internet...
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I HOLD THE FLAMES OF A THOUSAND COLLAPSED STARS!
I AM...BOBRACHA!


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Posted 03 September 2010 - 09:56 PM

coming 2011
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Posted 03 September 2010 - 10:23 PM

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Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."


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Posted 04 September 2010 - 07:53 AM

Saw that and was going to post it if someone else hadn't already.

I hope it flops. Dunno why.
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Posted 04 September 2010 - 08:13 AM

the article said that the reason it kept getting delayed initially is because the president of take two wanted it to be perfect and was super anal about everything being polished. i really hope this comes out and becomes the anti-halo.
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