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[MISTER BIG T]

I promised to tell you about my most weirdest dream ever so here it comes!


The dream starts with Donald Duck chained to a wall from his hands. He struggles and tries to escape as Mickey Mouse walks in, wearing a skull mask and chainsaw. He amputates and decapitates Donald. Then they explode.

Cue to some beach, most of the Disney crew is there. The three kids of Donald laugh at how Scrooge likes to watch little girls poop. This angers him and he chases them. Just then, Goofy transforms into a HUGE battle cruiser and shoots everyone to death; before he explodes.

Now, the dream changes totally. It's like I'm some cameraman and this guy's holding a mic and says how he and his crew arrived here to find out about these mysterious deaths of cartoon characters.

We enter a bar and the guy says "I think he's guilty" as he refences to some man with tons of neon light arrows pointing at him, which all read "Guilty".

Just then, the guy turns pale and looks right and goes "Oh no, that couldn't be... Follow me quick" and we walk towards these two swing doors when suddenly, the guy falls down "It's Buffalo Bill..." he murmurs before someone knocks me over and the "camera" gives a quick glance of a hunchback buffalo with an eyepatch.

When the people woke up, they found themselves in the "Final Destination" in Super Smash Brothers Melee along with virtually every cartoon character EVER made. Anyway, Buffalo Bill makes some speech I can't remember and then starts cutting and butchering the cartoon characters.

But after he has stabbed Bart Simpson and killed his family, Bart with tears flowing from his eyes screams and headbutts Bill which makes him fall off the platform to his death.

Many years later, it's Bart who looks now just like gramps and he's telling the story to his family. "And then the kid went home alone" he says and then cries and hugs baby. He then tosses the baby into air who explodes.


I wake up.

[Kamau]

I already can't remember most of my dream from last night, but there was this one part that I remember really well, and I think I should've been more scared of it than I was. Hmm.

It was me (actually me; not some other weird person that I pretend to be) and three other people that I didn't know. We were all working on these packets filled with questions to answer and stuff (the first page, I noticed after it was kinda pointed out, had a picture of each of us on the back for some reason). One of the people (the one I was working with; I think we were in pairs) was already done, and I was still trying to figure, well, everything out.

The adult that was with us was walking among our group, and she slowed down after a minute and started towards the girl I was working with. The girl was all like "No! Why me? I'm done already!" And the woman (the adult) just made the girl stand up and walked her off to the side and stood in just a spot so that she was hiding the girl from view, the girl's back to the rest of us.

At one point, I managed to see what exactly the woman was hiding. For some reason, the girl had all these holes across her back and neck and stuff, and they were all bleeding. A look around showed that all the rest of us, myself included, had these holes (I found out that I did by looking at that picture that I mentioned earlier). For some reason, I wasn't afraid of the woman, and I didn't hurt at all (likely since it was a dream) from all the holes and stuff.

That was only part of the dream, really, but I can't remember the rest of it. I think a whole group of people (like a class at school) were hiking. Or something.

[Kamau]

DOUBLE POST!

8/27/06

I had a dream last night that combined school (gym), softball, and a random trip into a fantasy realm!

Let's start out with gym. The entire class (boys and girls in it) got to pick which team they were on, and went into separate dugouts (which were more like plain ol' separate sections of the place; we were outside). I picked a team, thinking that the coach was someone else, but that person just turned out to be like the assistant coach. The real coach was the same coach that I played for in real life last year (man, I disliked that coach. Even back when I had her in 7th grade for English).

She asked me if I had played before (when she already knew; duh). I said that I played last year, but had no intention of playing on a team again this year (before realizing who I was talking to). All she told me was that she'd be testing me on that fact after the game was over (pff, and she sounded mean, too). Then we went on out to the real dugout, which was really just a bench.

Our team was up first (I remember the coach being all jerk-like and saying to me "this is your team", or something like that. In a mean voice, as if she thought we all stunk). Then 'my team' showed her by having someone score a major hit into the outfield, scoring in two runs and getting the person to second (bases had been loaded!).

Then we skipped to when my team was out in the field. For some reason, I didn't have a glove...But I still managed to catch what they threw to me. Oddly enough, everyone seemed to be on the third-base side. So of course the person at bat hit it out into the outfield on the first-base side. But we stopped them at second (I caught that ball).

Then we skipped once again to my team being up at bat. Someone went before me (the coach later asked about that, still all mean-like), and then I went up and whacked it, and ended up on second base, all happy. I never really got any farther, since after standing there for a while longer (the person after me got to first, and the person after that got a foul ball - I didn't move), we skipped again.

The game was over by that point. For some reason, I was the last person on the field (I thought that even the coach had left already, despite the fact that she told me she'd be testing me). What made it weirder was that I couldn't find the exit to get off the field, and ended up having to crawl (or hunch over, since it was so small; whichever you want) through these passages to get out. The coach was waiting for me.

For some reason, I don't think she actually tested me. Instead, I remember appearing with her in a room inside a house. She was showing me this weird thing of...pudding, I think it was. It was half-chocolate and half-vanilla, and it had whipped cream on top. She was showing me that you could either eat it as it was, or mix it up by spinning something on top of it.

While I tried (by walking around the cup, which was suddenly giant-sized, and for some reason, she was inside it), I watched for her to resurface. She would, from time to time, all out of breath from holding her breath so long. Then she'd go back under after taking a big breath.

But then, at one point, she talked with me and told me about how there wasn't much time, and that I (along with this other boy that I can't remember his name) had to go somewhere in this car-thing. I had to go find the boy (so I did), and then we hurried back there. I had also gone to get other people...I think it looked to me like the people from Narnia for some reason. But anyway, after all that, when we took off (the car was flying at one point...), the boy had either fallen off, or had never gotten on or something.

Then, we were suddenly toppling out of one of those grates in the ventilation shafts, onto the ground, right in front of these two girls that...transformed into faeries with shiny dresses and wings and stuff. Then, while we were all like "what the heck?" this big giant-thing (it was a man, but he was like a giant) came down out of nowhere and was really angry to see us there. He went storming off trying to find how we came in, and went up into the shafts and starting slamming down all the grates so that they fell on to the ground.

Then I was woken up. Bah.

There was also some kind of race earlier on, which explained the school part a bit more. Ended in the locker room. I think I was one of the last people racing, but I still beat two people that I can remember. We ran through the locker room, and I got there first (right before the other person), but then we found this really long hallway instead of the end. We had to take an elevator to keep going (we were together by this point), and then ended up in this room where we had to do something else. That part's gotten a bit fuzzy.

[Stars]

I had the freakiest dream last night. My friends and I were on a trip to Malaysia, for some unknown reason, and when we got there, giant hamsters that looked like Hamtaro had taken over. Then, we had to have sex with them in order to drive them away. It was the strangest and freakiest dream I ever had.

[Monkeydog]

I had the freakiest dream last night. My friends and I were on a trip to Malaysia, for some unknown reason, and when we got there, giant hamsters that looked like Hamtaro had taken over. Then, we had to have sex with them in order to drive them away. It was the strangest and freakiest dream I ever had.

Wow...just...wow.

[Stars]

I forgot to mention we got there by plane. There was this guy who kept on hitting the eject button and sending people flying out of the airplane.

[Arutha]

I was dreaming i was walking on the beach and like thousands of orca's where popping outta the sand and were trying to eat me

then i woke up gto a drink of water and went back to bed (pst this is still part of my dream i dreamt all this)

then my dream inside my dream i was hunting barney bambi and some guy named jimmy He had a humodgus wart on his nose

then i woke up in my dream then i woke up in real life



it was a very confusing dream that one was.

[Puffin]

gasp! how do you know this isn't a dream within a dream, either? =P

[Hyperlisk]

Maybe he is still dreaming...

[Monkeydog]

Maybe this is all somebody elses dream! D:

[Puffin]

you know....if someone's dreaming about us posting....it must be a really boring dream.

[Hyperlisk]

lol, That would be funny...

[Stars]

Dreams within dreams are annoying.

[Puffin]

I don't think I've really had any =/ not any that I can remember, anyways.

[Kamau]

I had a dream once where I shut off my alarm clock. Then, when I woke up, I thought I had shut it off (which meant that, if I tried to reset it, it wouldn't go off again, 'cause my alarm clock's stupid like that), so I ended up getting up at, like, five in the morning instead of going back to sleep.

But then I found out that I had only shut it off in the dream, so I had to go turn it off when it started beeping...

[Puffin]

blehh, figures the first time I remember a dream in a while it'd be a nightmare >.>

I can't really make much sense of my dream, though....it was really...sporadic. it started out where I was talking with some kids who playing these arcade games that came to life (and one of them was a bat who, for whatever reason, was called 'Monkey' at first then was later called 'Bat') (oh, and he could talk)
and monkey/bat kept telling me no one could ever be hit score in snake. and then he played snake and it turned out snake was a game in which the player had to run away from a giant snake until they reached a certain end point, and if they got caught by the snake before then, they lost.
monkey/bat played the game alo and kept saying I shuld play versus against him (I declined)

then I woke up briefly though it was too early and went back to sleep.

then when I fell asleep again, the dream continued, but this time we were all in a school bathroom...for...some reason... I think it was supposed to be a class room o.o anyhoo, the first time I found them there everything was fine and we talked and stuff and I talked with monkey/bat about the game snake (though now he was just called bat) the next time I went in one of the girls there was getting their hair done by a woman. I stood by a wall and watched, and then realized after a minute that the girl couldn't see anyone else in the room, for whatever reason (despite the fact that from what I could see everyone else was there) then there was a flash of light and the boy next to me disappeared and the girl said "Oh, Kaye, you're here! when did you come?" which I just looked confused at. then I noticed that everyone but bat, and the girl had disappeared, but she still couldn't see bat (even though he was next to her). Then the other girl who had been next to me butdisappeared reappeared all of a sudden and the girl greeted her, then the other girl disappeared again.
Then the girl finally realized bat was there, but instead of greeting him she went "Bat! what hapened?!"
and that's when I noticed bat had been bleeding, but he wouldn't say anything about it (he didn't say anything actually) then the next time the girl was screeching and talking to herself and shaking and then I noticed bat had a blackeye this time.
then the next time I came no one was there (I think?) but bat, and this time he had the black eye, he was bleeding and evenhis eye was bleeding... and thenit skipped to the next time I found him he looked like he was dead and beaten to death and I shut my eyes hard and cried =/ then i thought "ok, that's it, I'm waking up now!" and I woke up.

[Stars]

one of them was a bat who, for whatever reason, was called 'Monkey' at first then was later called 'Bat') (oh, and he could talk)
and monkey/bat kept telling me no one could ever be hit score in snake. and then he played snake and it turned out snake was a game in which the player had to run away from a giant snake until they reached a certain end point, and if they got caught by the snake before then, they lost.
monkey/bat played the game alo and kept saying I shuld play versus against him (I declined)

Flying Monkey!

Love the ending.
"Okay, that's it, I'm waking up now."

[Monkeydog]

So, bump, and last night I remembered my dream, almost fully, and it was a bit long, and weird, and started off with sex. o:

Okay, it started off with Brodi, and Renee, from Mallrats doing it in my sister's bedroom, for whatever reason, probably because I fell asleep to Mallrats. So I kinda ran out of the room, which for some reason had a backdoor, and was on the first floor(in real life, it's on the second).
So I ran out, and afraid mother would find out about the sexing, or whatever, I ran to the store on the corner...and then left and went home, nothing really even happened. o_O
So I came home and mommy and sister were there, and then for some reason Kevin Smith and his group of like, save the pokemon group or whatever showed up. They captured me and my sister and locked us up in my room with like another bad person and the executioner guy. Mommy wasn't going to help us. They were going to execute us but the guy didn't know how to do it best so I gave him examples and asked him to kick us to death, for whatever reason, so I started kicking the other guy to show how useful it'd be(but not hard) and he was like...pfft wimp. So I kicked the executioner guy in the face and killed him. Then I evolved into a Charizard. Then a Charmander and a Ho-Oh showed up, and I got an idea that we could escape from the air, so I opened my window and let my sister fly off with the Ho-Oh and the other guy just seemed to run off and the Charmander followed but I was like OMFG CHARMANDER so I chased after it and saved it from the evil people, stole my mommys purse, for some reason, and flew out her window(and apparently no one chased after me) So I ran down the street to the store and got a few things, the guy was in a Tuxedo for some reason and one half of the whole store had no lights. So me and my Charmander were running away, and I was human not a Charizard because I guess I could just, change, and running wasn't giving us enough ground. So I was like, omg I'm a Charizard, I can fly! So I flew, and was like, Charmander, this can't be a dream right? People in the real world fly all the time, I believe.(actually said that in the dream. xD ) So I flew and flew and ended up in a college, so I had my mommy's purse and money so I decided I'd go and spend it on books! So I went off to the books store and found two of these girls I know from school, two of my Rhi's friends. They were like omg you're her boyfriend, and they brought me to her, and she bought a pencil(And it cost 25 cents to sharpen it, the sharpener took quarters o_O ). She also happened to be in a weird dressing style, everyone else was fairly normal...but her...eh. Then my sister and her friend showed up, then we ended up on a VIA bus thing. I asked where we were going and my sister said a concert, and Eric Clapton one, and I was like cool. I then asked my sister if I could use her cellphone(one she got for Christmas) and she was like, no...I lost it...and I had to use another one to call my mom and ask if the evil pokemon group was still there.

Then I woke up to a phone call.
Weird dream.

[Kamau]

It would be seriously awesome if pencil sharpeners took quarters.

And, because I didn't want to be the one to bump this topic (though I think I will next time), but I still want to put all of these down in case my computer explodes again (since I originally got back all the dreams I have in the beginning of my document from this site, and from EG), I have a mess of dreams to put down. No, you people dun hafta read them, though you'd be missing out.

8/28/06

I already don't remember much of the first half of the dream...Just that one of my friends was there, and she was crazier than usual. For some reason, when she got upset (which she did, because I [though it wan't me, 'cause I was a boy at the time] hid her drawings) she started screaming out bad rhymes, like a poet, only it was bad.

For the other half of the dream, we had gone to this giant McDonald's place that I could almost swear is real, but I'm pretty sure I've just seen it in dreams...It'd be awesome if it was real, though. This person and I went through that a lot. Then, with the help of this other person that I don't know, we built this kind of merry-go-round that adults and kids alike were on. It went kinda fast. Was pretty neat.

While we were going around, though, I kept watching this ride over somewhere else. Every time the ride finished, one color of the rainbow above it altered. (Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple - red changed to orange, and so on.) I found out from the guy that helped build the merry-go-round with us that, when the colors hit red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple again (in that order), something terrible would happen. So I ran off to try to stop the kids from getting back on again.

As it turned out, the kids didn't want to get back on again, but instead they were being threatened by the guy that was running it. Unless they kept going, he would destroy something close to them. For some of them, it was as silly as a CD player, but one of my friends was there, and he was crying about a 'her', so...Yeah. I have no idea who, though.

The dream ended before I could stop the ride, but the ride never reached the right color pattern anyway.

Another part of the dream that wasn't really relevant was when Mom and I were in this restaurant. All I wanted was a bagel with cream cheese, but it took forever and when I finally got it, there was a thing of mustard with it instead of what I wanted. Then there was this big fuss over how there wasn't any more cream cheese, or something.

8/30/06

My dream last night was awesome!

In part of it, some friends and I (not sure if I looked like myself or not) were entering this place that was kinda like an amusement park. Two of my friends that I had been looking for (one of which looked like a good friend) were on this cart, riding away, and followed after them trying to get them to stop so we could go enjoy the park. We ended up outside the gates, and had to go reenter from where we originally went in.

Then, it was just me. I saw this line of people trying to get inside this thing that was kinda like a restricted-access place. So I gave it a shot. First, you had to know how to open the little door, and then you had to put this thing inside the hole where the door had been once you opened it the right way. I managed to get in, and I made some neat friends.

A little part of the dream involved me (didn't think it was actually me here) learning that my farther wanted me dead for some reason or another, and someone had come after me to take me away. Nothing really happened there, except for me (I was watching this from up in the air, kinda, seeing as I saw it all) actually being taken away, just a bit.

Then there was another part that I can't remember at all, aside from a few flickers of thought. I'll just skip that part.

And finally, the neat part! I was my character on this roleplay that I'm in! For some reason, my character was out relaxing in some kind of tent in a field (the tent was the same colors as her outfit!). She thought she saw someone running away around a corner of a road that came down from a higher place (a flash of purple hair, but the figure had a cloak on and was pulling a hood up), so she decided to investigate. When she got to the corner, no one was there, but when she looked back towards her tent, she saw someone standing there.

As she watched, the someone turned out to be a little girl, and there were soldiers slowly coming towards her. The girl was obviously a mage, seeing as she was using lighting magic to keep the soldiers away, but it was easy to see that they'd soon overpower her.

Then, this knight on a horse came down weilding some long kind of spear (he had full armor on, so we couldn't see his face or anything). He pointed it in a random direction (away from everyone else), and a huge blast of fire came out of it. The soldiers backed down on his shouted command, and he came towards the girl, with the intent to take her away or kill her.

Just as he was ready to blast her, she grabbed these two candlesticks away from him (she was shouting "don't touch them! don't touch them, don't look at them, don't even think about them!"). Never could figure out what they were for. But, just as she knight began to aim the fire spell that he had casted earlier through his spear, my character stepped forward and intervened. ^ ^

Then I woke up. But I think it'd make for an awesome quest!

Current note: This did end up as a quest...Right after it was written as a seven page story.

10/22/06

This one part of my dream that I can remember was really neat. There was a girl (Amanda) and a guy in a room, and they were setting up for something like a Halloween party. There was this giant curtain pulled off to the side, and the guy accidentally knocked into it and caused it to fall down and divide the room into two sides, separating the guy and the girl.

When the curtain was pushed aside for the guy to look through, he couldn't find the girl ("Amanda? David? This isn't funny!") and he - as well as another guy that I don't know where she came from, but she was there - started looking frantically around the room.

Only problem was, the girl (Amanda) as well as another guy (David) were still in the room, and they couldn't see the two guys. So both sets of people are looking around the room and can't see each other.

Then, David is watching a mirror in the room (it does that little zoom-in thing on the mirror part) and sees the two guys running around ("No way..."). And then he's trying to figure out how to get them visible again.

Pretty cool part of a dream.


(On another note, a few days ago I had a different part of a dream that I can still remember. There were these two boys (one older, one younger), and their mom was telling them that they were allowed to have an army, 'cause they were old enough. The boys were to take turns picking from a bunch of lined up 'soldiers', but each soldier was faced sideways, and each of them had on this mask with a jewel in place of an eye on the mask, so that they couldn't see who they were picking.)

11/22/06

The only part of the dream that I really remember anymore is this one part, though I remembered a lot more until Dad came in and woke me up...

I was on a mountain, and this man was doing something with one of those snow mobile-things. He kept going up this hill on it, then sliding back down with it and attaching a hook to something inside this hole, where he had to lean down in order to get to it. He kept doing this, and so I kept talking to this other guy that was with me, who was talking about his hunger, saying that it was an "A-" but he'd like to get it down into the "Bs"...

Then, I watched these two girls jump into a huge inner tube and start riding down the snowy mountain. I ran and jumped on, though ended up being only able to grab one of the rings at the side, so I slid down. It didn't hurt at all, even to the dream self, and we had a blast - the girls were calling back to the people still up there that it was too easy. Then the mountain ended and we hit water.

The tube lasted awhile, but the girls ended up in the water somehow, and we all were clinging to the rings. We started swimming, pushing and pulling the inner tube in order to find land, and the water was deep enough so that none of us could touch the bottom.

Then, these wolf-men came down (I remember the narration, kinda. Something like "Now came something that could." I think it had to do with being able to stay afloat, or maybe even touching the ground.) All I know is that they came after us, and we started swimming as fast as we could. At some point, I let go of the tube, and suddenly hit land. I remember crying out that I hit it, and running very quickly in the direction of the village that was right there.

Once I got there, I discovered that it was the village of the wolf people, but I was still going around, calling for someone to help. (Strangely enough, part of the village looked just like my house.) No one actually came out to help, but I remember looking in at this female wolf-person and she smiled at me. I didn't ask her, for some reason. I also remember that I was very quiet in the basement, as the wolf-man in there was asleep (I could hear the snores).

Back upstairs, one of my relatives found me (I guess she was suddenly one of the people on the tube) and accused me of saving myself. I retorted angrily that I was trying to find someone to help the people that were still out there, and I can't tell if she believed me or not.

[Whether more happened there or not, the scene shifted to this place where everyone looked alike, though differences gradually came about. I was at a campground, I believe, and the only part of it that I remember now is getting one of the many identical bikes]

I went into one of the passages while I was in the village (funny enough, it was looking like Wild Arms 4 for awhile. Even the part where Jude can't use his accelerator. That's one of the first times that a video game took part in my dream) and came across a bike. I passed it, but got on the next one when it bumped into me. I ended up passing a row of identical bikes (they were of the same design as my bike in real life), and came out at a campground. It looked identical to something that my dream-self remembered, but I can't, and I was just going to start riding around when Dad woke me up. I do remember that the boys were all on the same bike, though different from mine (they were all little boys, too, with blonde hair, though different outfits...), and the girls were all on the same bike as me.

I also remember something about coming across a bunch of stiff (standing still) things that were supposed to be people, and chose one - I guess it was my dream self, choosing the mold that I would be in my dream, 'cause I'm almost positive that it was in the beginning of my dream. All of the molds were identical in the beginning.

11/25/06

There was a sword of light and a sword of iron, and a third sword that neither of us picked. I picked the sword of light, and someone else (his name was Mark? I don't know...) chose the sword of iron. We each needed to solve three puzzles in order to get them (each time taking them, but not getting to keep them). My second puzzle had to do with stopping these robot-things from escaping from the school, or wherever we were (though I do think it was the school). Each time, I fought this woman with the sword (though it wasn't really anything like a fight. She just saw that I had the sword and gave me my next clue).

There was also a part where we were at this island place (I think we all thought it was the place that they had done Survivor.) I sat on this playground place for awhile, near a dock, watching as this kid from stagecrew drank himself into being drunk. Finally, having enough, I went up to him and tried to make him leave, yelling about how he doesn't need to get drunk, among other things that I can't remember. I ended up being yelled at in return by the owner of the boat they were both on, and then a chase began. Suddenly, it was one of my relatives hiding (which she did, until the 'lights' came on. She was wearing a tie-dye shirt, so of course she was noticed. Can't remember much more of that).

The dream was already fading, though I tried hard to remember as much as I could...And that's all I can remember, aside from this Chuck E Cheese place that was stupid because there was nothing left in there (game-wise and tube-wise).

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I do believe that's all of them. Huzzah.

[Arutha]

has anyone ever been dreaming that they were falling and then they woke up before they hit the ground. and then they felt like they actually just fell on thier bed