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[Phalanxman]

I had an incredible dream last night.

 

I was a Scotsman in a Kilt and all shirtless and painted up with a longsword. A small group of us were trying to take an English castle from the English who had Roman weapons. We fought and fought and fought. They eventually were wore down to just soldiers on the battlements with bows and javelins. They sent out three of their commanders and we took one of them. He killed my girlfriend sooo I slid my sword through his neck. Then we slept in our tent. I woke up to the sound of cheering. I walk out of the tent and there is this huuuuuuge crowd of freed slaves that had overrun the castle and taken it for us because they had heard of our Libertarian leanings.

[kspr]

super realistic dream about driving the car from I, Robot in the future, and sliding out of control and crashing into an overpass.

[kspr]

i drove a long time down The Back Road. it skips Town completely, and goes to The City, near The Mall. i've been to the mall twice. one time i worked there as a parking lot car loading guy, and we got attacked by ufo's. the second time, i walked inside, and half the stores were closed, and most of the escalators went nowhere.

this time, i had to take someone to a dui class. when i got there, i went into a bookstore, which was really a hardware store on the inside, and stole an orange Home Depot bucket.

i think i must be a cab driver here, and i think i've lived there for a long time. i know where everything is, and where everything connects. things like ufo attacks, and bigfoot drinking beer with ted nugent, and stunt drivers driving vw beetles up the sides of buildings while sipping coffee are normal to me here. it's a really crazy place.

[Phalanxman]

You know that seen from the 1984 movie were they are torturing the dude and trying to make him say that 2+2=5? Anyways, I had a dream that I was being tortured to break my will. Then, I died.

[kspr]

i guess i must have rented the crappy apartment near the tunnel to the city, except it was someone else's apartment. it had all their stuff, with my kitchen table and cats. i think some woman name Norma lives there, because i kept hearing her name in my head when i'd look at things. it was on the third floor, and i could see people walking their dogs outside. it had the same layout as the place i lived in knoxville. the buildings just stuck out of the parking lot, with minimal grass around them.

[kspr]

i was definitely at a train station. im not sure for what or how long, but there were a lot of train concourses, and they all ran out of The City.

[kspr]

The City has some gross neighborhoods, like Chinatown. There was an adult massage parlor, and they advertised on a chalkboard sign, right on the sidewalk "Happy Ending $275" I look at my wallet and don't have it, and woke up feeling ripped off. dream sex is probably the best ever, and i always queer the deal somehow. why would i purposely make it unaffordable? why do i even have dream rules, and why do i follow them?

[Kamau]

I just remember the tail end of my dream, where I decided to go take a bath and the bath was this small bath inside an entire room filled waist-high with water. And a Frozen character reference where "this is the one place my powers don't work" with a feeling of utter relief. And then I was on a bus and the bus pulled over and, like, 3/4 of the bus got off even though we were in the middle of nowhere next to a cornfield. One of the girls not getting off asked what we were all wondering - "Why is everyone getting off??" and the driver started signing a response back (I could still hear what was being "said" somehow) but even though I was paying attention I still couldn't figure it out...especially when she didn't make the rest of us get off. Something about a transfer.)

[Xteven Xavier]

Okay do in my dream u woke up from sleeping, my house was the same except for like a much larger scale of itself. Anyways, for some reason I had the urge to make sure the doors were locked, and surprise, none of them were, so I locked them. No sooner than they were locked some people that I haden't seen in several years pulled up and two dogs were with them my dog was freaking out and they proceeded to try and luck my door in. Now I had no idea what was going on so I called the cops, before they answered I woke up.

[Xteven Xavier]

Alright I just had a hilarious dream.

I was friends with both Jesus and Santa clause, naturally they hated each other, so I used that against them, I had them in a battle off one upmanship and it was hilarious. It started off as a text massage eat them they started crying for my real time, I don't know what made me important, but I loved this dream more than any in a while.

[kspr]

i definitely broke into someone's house, and hid behind their furniture when they came home. then they all just sat there in the room i was hiding in, reading books quietly while i tried not to sneeze. eventually i stood up, and ran straight out a closed floor to ceiling window. then when i looked back, it was a dollhouse, and all the people were dolls with dollhouse books

[kspr]

i was at an enormous, cavernous airport terminal waiting in a line that didn't move. some people walked under the line ribbon, but they were taken away by security.

[Kamau]

What I still remember from last night's dream: I was walking on a grassy hill and this little boy accidentally kicked his soccer ball too hard. It rolled towards me and I went to kick it back, but, being the klutz I am, I instead accidentally kicked it over the hill and into the nearby stream. Apologizing, I ran after the ball to go find a way to retrieve it, but the stream turned into this really fast-moving river. Every time I got close, it would speed up further - at one point even turning around and going back the way I had come from. (At this point, someone next to me who'd been watching it exclaimed that the ball was being controlled by some sort of remote. AKA someone was purposely preventing me from catching up to it.)

 

I ran after it some more anyway, and ended up inside this house at one point. I ran out onto the balcony after seeing it float by through the window, and sure enough, there was the ball. So I ran back outside and started running down the dirt path (which was looking kind of like the dirt path you'd see at a campground). As I'm passing this hulk of a man (I think he looked like Thor) the man stopped me, and somehow or another it became apparent that he thought I was some goddess in human form (literally; not a pick-up line). I didn't deny it so I guess it was true? I was still focused on how far away the soccer ball had gotten.

 

I never did get the ball back for that kid. ):

[kspr]

sometimes when im trying to fall asleep, i imagine my pov zooming out from my body, and up through space. sometimes i stay behind as my body walks away. i tried to leave my body a little early because in my dream i stepped in a puddle, and then flapped my leg irl, and woke up

[Stars]

So last night, not in a dream, I was studying for my mock registry test, then I watched some ponies to wind down before going to sleep.

 

All I remember from my dream was that Twilight was preparing for some big test, and Pinkie was up to some shenanigans like she always is. Twilight asked Pinkie what she was doing, then starting freaking out when Pinkie said she was making potions of forgetfulness (because gypsy Pinkie from FiW?).

[panda]

That's an unmistakable sign y'all are watching too much ponies.

[Stars]

Not too much in general. Just too much right before going to sleep.

[kspr]

i was sent out last night to a Bennagan's to get a cheeseburger. i now live with Norma in the apartment near the big metal door. i must not like Norma very much because not only did i take the long way along the Back Road to get there, i also ate her burger, and went to a friend's house where i left a pair of sunglasses.

there, i was kidnapped by some bikers who were hiding in his basement with shotguns. they made us drive them all the way back up to where the Back Road meets the Nature Preserve.

When we got there, i escaped. I then got a job at a theme park as a ride operator. right before i woke up, a co worker came to releive me of my shift. we started a quick talking back and forth about how he was a filthy line jumper, and i radio'd for backup on a cell phone full of candy before we laughed and i opened my eyes.

[Xteven Xavier]

Note that my friend is an awesome dream

[kspr]

i slept like a rock on valium for 8 hours before letting the dog out at 2am, and sleeping another 3 hoursafter. it was too damn hot yesterday not to just sleep.