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#1 Vicious Parker

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 10:59 AM

I know a lot of people completed the previous questionnaire in recent weeks, but I said I was considering revamping this topic, and now I've done it. It has been nearly 3 years since the last revamp, so it was due. I've found a new set of questions, and updated a handful of the old ones. This time around I've decided to focus mostly on open ended questions, so feel free to say as much or as little as you like on a particular topic. Just like in the past, all questions are optional.

 

What's your name?

How old are you?

What color are your eyes and hair?

What is your height?

Do you live with anyone?

Do you have pets, and if so, what are they and what are they named?

Are you in a relationship?

Where do you live?

Have you always lived where you currently live?

Do you know any Monkeypro members in real life?

What is your favorite color?

How do you spend your days?

What are some of your hobbies?

What is your favorite movie of all time (Or current favorite)?

What is your favorite song of all time (Or current favorite)?

Do you have a favorite band/singer (If so, who)?

What is your favorite book of all time (Or current favorite)?

What is your favorite video game of all time (Or current favorite)?

What is the best meal you've ever had?

What is the best drink you've ever had?

If you could vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

What is the best gift you have ever given?

What is the best gift you have ever received?

What ability or skill do you most wish you had (that you don't have already?)

What is/was your favorite subject in school?

Do you have any special or unique skills?

What's the biggest problem facing the world right now?

If you could solve it, how would you do it?

What is your dream job?

If you could chose only one: cat or dog? Why?

Aside from food, water and shelter, what one thing could you not go a day without?

In everyday life, what is your number one pet peeve?

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Where do you see yourself in 20 years?

How would you like to die?

To what faults do you feel most indulgent?

What do you most value in your friends?

What do you want to know about the members of Monkeypro?

Contact Information
Instant Messaging:
Website:
Social Networks:

 

Sources:

http://monkeypro.net...fellow-members/

http://www.ask.com/q...to-know-someone

http://en.wikipedia....t_Questionnaire


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#2 legacyme3

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 11:28 AM

What's your name?
Jake Kostik


How old are you?
21.


What color are your eyes and hair?
Brown, and Brown.


What is your height?
6'3"


Do you live with anyone?
Yes, my grandmother.


Do you have pets, and if so, what are they and what are they named?
Yes, A cat. Her name is KP.


Are you in a relationship?
Yes, I am.


Where do you live?
I live in Milton, New Hampshire, USA.


Have you always lived where you currently live?
Not always, no.


Do you know any Monkeypro members in real life?
Can't say that I do.


What is your favorite color?
Blue.


How do you spend your days?
Playing video games, and searching for jobs in futility.


What are some of your hobbies?
Video Games, Running, and watching baseball.


What is your favorite movie of all time (Or current favorite)?
Inception.


What is your favorite song of all time (Or current favorite)?
Current Favorite is probably "I Know You Too Well To Like You Anymore" by Reel Big Fish


Do you have a favorite band/singer (If so, who)?
Less Than Jake and Reel Big Fish


What is your favorite book of all time (Or current favorite)?
I don't really like books.


What is your favorite video game of all time (Or current favorite)?
Current favorite video game is Rogue Legacy.


What is the best meal you've ever had?
I have had so many good meals, I honestly don't think I can choose.


What is the best drink you've ever had?
I had a really good Limon Electric Lemonade when I went to Buffalo Wild Wings a couple months back.


If you could vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Portland, OR. Hell, I wish I could live there.


What is the best gift you have ever given?
That's a tough one, probably this nifty watch I got my friend.


What is the best give you have ever received?
Even tougher, I guess probably my PS3, that I got for my birthday a few years back.


What ability or skill do you most wish you had (that you don't have already?)
The ability to get a job.


What is/was your favorite subject in school?
Gym. All the other classes sucked.


Do you have any special or unique skills?
Yes, I have PUhD. Perpetual Unhirable Disease.


What's the biggest problem facing the world right now?
Unemployment.


If you could solve it, how would you do it?
By forcing the world into a sort of Communist Regime where the government would give everyone a job, so no one would be unemployed.


What is your dream job?
Having one. (Playing sports for a living would be nice.)


If you could chose only one: cat or dog? Why?
Cat. They don't stink generally.


Aside from food, water and shelter, what one thing could you not go a day without?
Sports.


In everyday life, what is your number one pet peeve?
People asking me for advice. Like bitch, I'm just as lost as you are, I am going to be zero help to you.


Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Going nowhere fast.


Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
Read above.


How would you like to die?
Nicely.


To what faults do you feel most indulgent?
Narcissism, and Pessimism.


What do you most value in your friends?
It's hard to explain, but I need to feel enough of a connection with them that I could feasibly go to war with them, and trust them to not shoot me in the back.


What do you want to know about the members of Monkeypro?
Nothing really. I'll learn anything worth knowing over time naturally. No point forcing it.


Contact Information

I've given pretty much all contact information I'm willing to hand out.


Instant Messaging:

I use Steam, but that's about it.

 

Website:

I don't have one.


Social Networks:

I barely use Facebook, and I sometimes read professional athletes talk on twitter.


Edited by Vicious Parker, 19 January 2014 - 11:39 AM.
I cleaned up some of the bold formatting that was caused by the original post.

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#3 Vicious Parker

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 11:34 AM

What's your name?

Tony L.

How old are you?

29


What color are your eyes and hair?

Double brown, baby

What is your height?

5 foot, 10 inches

Do you live with anyone?

My wife and two daughters

Do you have pets, and if so, what are they and what are they named?

Joy and Penguin, both cats


Are you in a relationship?

Married to my lovely wife

Where do you live?

Kentwood, Michigan, U.S.A.

Have you always lived where you currently live?

No, I lived most of my life in small town U.S.A., a.k.a. Belding, MI. I also very briefly lived in South Carolina when I was very small. I have no memories of it.


Do you know any Monkeypro members in real life?

Spazcat, of course. I've also met Xteven Xavier.

What is your favorite color?

Blues, probably.

How do you spend your days?

Work, doting out attention to the various girls I live with. In the remaining hours I try to squeeze in some video games and reading.

What are some of your hobbies?

I still love video games far more than is healthy, but in recent years I've made a very serious hobby of reading. Mostly science fiction. I also enjoy running and bicycling. I just wish I did them more often.

What is your favorite movie of all time (Or current favorite)?
I love Children of Men so, so much. I think it's brilliant.


What is your favorite song of all time (Or current favorite)?
God, probably Isis by Bob Dylan.


Do you have a favorite band/singer (If so, who)?
Bob Dylan, of course. I also love Moby, Sigur Ros, Radiohead, The Decemberists, and many others. Though these days I don't spend nearly as much time with music as I used to.


What is your favorite book of all time (Or current favorite)?
I no longer have anything I consider a favorite book. Maybe The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger? Maybe A Wizard of Earthsea by Ursala K. LeGuin? Some of my favorite recent reads are Old Man's War by John Scalzi, The Journeyer by Gary Jennings, American Gods by Neil Gaimen, and The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss.


What is your favorite video game of all time (Or current favorite)?

Still The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind. I wubs it.

What is the best meal you'
ve ever had?

Geez...? Why did I put this question on here, because I have no idea?  


What is the best drink you've ever had?

A hot cup of coffee made well is always the best drink possible.

If you could vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

I want to see mountains, again, mountains Gandalf! Or rather... I would love to visit somewhere with mountains. To see for miles, and take in so much of the world at once.

What is the best gift you have ever given?

When Spaz and I first started dating she casually mentioned that no guys had ever given her flowers. I resolved to get her flowers, but waited months to go by so I could have them delivered to her on her birthday, long after the conversation so that she didn't remember it ever happening.

 

Maybe it wasn't the best gift? I suppose you would have to ask the people I've given gifts to. Probably one of my more clever and secretive ones, though.

What is the best gift you have ever received?

I know this is the most generic answer ever, but my two baby girls. There's something amazing about them that is hard to explain.

What ability or skill do you most wish you had (that you don'
t have already?)

The ability to translate my thoughts in to concise words.


What is/was your favorite subject in school?

Probably giving speeches. I'm completely anti-social, but once I figured out how to do them, I loved giving speeches. I'm broken like that.

Do you have any special or unique skills?

I can speak full sentences completely backward, from memory. For a sense of what that's like, imagine hearing this, "Yromem rof, drawkcab yletelpmoc secnetnes lluf kaeps nac I."

What's the biggest problem facing the world right now?

Jeez, why do I put these questions on here? Probably averice. That level of extreme greed that causes theft of all kinds, from all kinds of people, putting the value of material gain above the value of the lives of others.

If you could solve it, how would you do it?

Have you seen the movie Inception? Probably something like that.

What is your dream job?

Daydreaming about space travel, then selling novels about it.


If you could chose only one: cat or dog? Why?

In the past I might have sad cat, but I've had one too many things peed or puked on that I think I'll pass.

Aside from food, water and shelter, what one thing could you not go a day without?

My wife.

In everyday life, what is your number one pet peeve?

I'm pretty easy to get a long with, so I can't really think of anything. I have a few pet peeves, but nothing that I think of counts as "everyday."

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I'm certainly not getting any younger, so I hope to finally have a long term plan at this time, and to be working toward...

Where do you see yourself in 20 years?

I hope to have that long term plan from the previous question fully in motion. I do sort of have one, but it's mine for right now. I sort of talked about it previously.


How would you like to die?
To jazz music.


To what faults do you feel most indulgent?

Man do I wish I could get myself to eat better.

What do you most value in your friends?

Sharing things we like, know, and experience.

What do you want to know about the members of Monkeypro?

Similar response to my last question. I think we are at our bests when we are sharing our likes, knowledge and experiences with each other. Sharing, that is, not forcibly telling each other how wrong we are about all the things.

Contact Information
Instant Messaging: I don't really use any anymore, except for Steam. Could probably add me as: the invincible man .
Website: This one. Here. Monkeypro.
Social Networks:
Facebook, for some dumb reason. https://www.facebook.../anthonywlaster


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The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead.

-Mr. Peanutbutter


#4 SpazCat

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 01:43 PM

What's your name?

Heather L.


How old are you?
24


What color are your eyes and hair?
Hazel eyes & sandy blonde hair. (I try to keep it red though.)


What is your height?
5' 1.25"


Do you live with anyone?
My husband and two daughters.


Do you have pets, and if so, what are they and what are they named?
Two crazy cats; Joy & Penguin.


Are you in a relationship?
Married to my amazing husband.


Where do you live?
Grand Rapids, Michigan.


Have you always lived where you currently live?
Nope.

Was born in Flint, MI and moved in order at which I list:

Alabama - (don't remember the city)

Fairbanks, AK

Murrieta, CA

Vassar, MI

Owasso, MI

Grand Rapids, MI


Do you know any Monkeypro members in real life?
I know ViciousParker rather personally. I have befriends quite a few MP members on Facebook, but have not met any of them in person.


What is your favorite color?
Turquoise


How do you spend your days?
Mostly napping, playing games, and avoiding chores. This is all after/before work.


What are some of your hobbies?
Clay Sculpting - though I haven't done it in awhile.

Gaming - I enjoy RPGs the most.

Parenting - It's weird to categorize this as a hobby, but there are days that it's easy to make it fun!


What is your favorite movie of all time (Or current favorite)?

Benny & Joon


What is your favorite song of all time (Or current favorite)?
Life's a Long Song: Jethro Tull


Do you have a favorite band/singer (If so, who)?
Jethro Tull


What is your favorite book of all time (Or current favorite)?

The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho


What is your favorite video game of all time (Or current favorite)?

Spyro the Dragon


What is the best meal you've ever had?

The best meal I ever had was with my Dad. He just asked if I wanted to eat, I said yes, we went out to Taco Bell and sang to the songs in the restaurant. The food was below average, but it was the company and great time we had that made it the best.


What is the best drink you've ever had?

Blood Orange Iced Tea or Cherry Sprite.


If you could vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

Somewhere with lush greenery, open space, and warm temperatures. Why limit myself to one place?


What is the best gift you have ever given?

My children to my husband & parents.


What is the best gift you have ever received?

My husband & children. (Cheesy I know..)

 

Though those flowers I got from VP were awesome! I was honestly not expecting them!


What ability or skill do you most wish you had (that you don't have already?)

Computer Science know-how. Seems like everywhere I got computers/coding is a normalcy.


What is/was your favorite subject in school?

Science/ Astronomy.

 

Do you have any special or unique skills?

I can fart on command. Does that count?


What's the biggest problem facing the world right now?

Dishonesty


If you could solve it, how would you do it?

Using the power of friendship!


What is your dream job?

Head Hunter. I want to be the person to get you the person you need. Plus I get to travel!


If you could chose only one: cat or dog? Why?

Cat - They're a quieter animal, small, and independent.


Aside from food, water and shelter, what one thing could you not go a day without?

My family - Specifically my husband/kids.


In everyday life, what is your number one pet peeve?

Rolled up shirt sleeves, I have no idea why.


Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Uh... I haven't the faintest.


Where do you see yourself in 20 years?

See above.


How would you like to die?

Peacefully. (I have no scenario in mind.)


To what faults do you feel most indulgent?

Temper - I have a short fuse and often take things personally...


What do you most value in your friends?

Loyalty


What do you want to know about the members of Monkeypro?

I want to see a picture of each member. (Creepy yes, but I'm curious to see how weird we all look.)


Contact Information

Nintendo Friend Code: 2552-1228-0608
Instant Messaging: Skype: xspazcatx
Website: Here
Social Networks: Facebook


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#5 panda

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 02:00 PM

What's your name?
Panda

How old are you?
25
What color are your eyes and hair?
Dark brown, brown
What is your height?
5' 10"
Do you live with anyone?
Not really
Do you have pets, and if so, what are they and what are they named?
A cat named Newton, after the Isaac.
Are you in a relationship?
I currently hang out with a lady friend named Jackie. She's awesome. I love her, but she needs time.
Where do you live?
Midwest, USA
Have you always lived where you currently live?
No
Do you know any Monkeypro members in real life?
Yes. Stars is a good friend I met through work.
What is your favorite color?
Navy blue
How do you spend your days?
Reading, studying, cooking, cleaning, working, guitar, exercise.
What are some of your hobbies?
Martial arts, guitar, piano, calligraphy, foreign languages.
What is your favorite movie of all time (Or current favorite)?
Casablanca
What is your favorite song of all time (Or current favorite)?

Modern: Pompeii by Bastille

Classical: Scheherazade by Rimsky-Korsakov

Do you have a favorite band/singer (If so, who)?
Nope. I like this and that from lots of bands. I like lots from Avicii and OneRepublic and most classic rock.
What is your favorite book of all time (Or current favorite)?

It's between Brave New World and Fahrenheit 451.
What is your favorite video game of all time (Or current favorite)?
I'm still loving Portal 2.
What is the best meal you've ever had?
Peking duck
What is the best drink you've ever had?
A 20 year old port wine.
If you could vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?
China.
What is the best gift you have ever given?
I threw a dinner party for a bunch of people. That was pretty cool.
What is the best gift you have ever received?
The gift of life. Oh, something physical? Um, cash? Ok, ok...a shofar from Israel.
What ability or skill do you most wish you had (that you don't have already?)
The ability to perfectly explain something to someone in a way they'll understand and learn.
What is/was your favorite subject in school?
Maths
Do you have any special or unique skills?
I'm pretty good with kids. Maybe because I'm so childish...
What's the biggest problem facing the world right now?
People's voices aren't being heard or taken care of by those in charge.
If you could solve it, how would you do it?
Put intelligent people in power, accountability to words and actions, no nepotism, and un-gerrymander election districts.
What is your dream job?
Professor
If you could chose only one: cat or dog? Why?
Dog. They're just so much more fun.
Aside from food, water and shelter, what one thing could you not go a day without?
Imagination.
In everyday life, what is your number one pet peeve?
Ingenuine responses. When people are dismissive and dishonest. When they lie to you to spare your feelings.

That and torn jeans. Wait right there, let me get a needle and sew a patch over that.

Oh and designer logos. Can I just get something that looks good without your logo on it?

And when people just can't listen to simple instructions/aren't paying attention.

Oh and when people can't count.  :-_-: 
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Entering grad school.
Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
Getting my 3rd Ph.D.
How would you like to die?
At the age of 120 in a fiery motorcycle crash off the edge of a canyon.
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?
I can easily be overbearing.
What do you most value in your friends?
Support in the form of a listening ear and reassuring validation.
What do you want to know about the members of Monkeypro?
Who are you really andy why are you here?
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#6 legacyme3

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 02:02 PM

How would you like to die?

At the age of 120 in a fiery motorcycle crash off the edge of a canyon.

 

I think we have a winner.

 

The internet can go home now.


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In the sky we dreamt like a juggernaut
Of the things we'd do and what we saught


#7 Stars

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 02:29 PM

What's your name?

David English

How old are you?

27


What color are your eyes and hair?

Blue eyes, brown hair


What is your height?

5' 7"


Do you live with anyone?

My parents


Do you have pets, and if so, what are they and what are they named?

Technically no, but there is a neighborhood cat that hangs around our place a bunch. I call it Koshka.


Are you in a relationship?

Not presently

Where do you live?

Eastborough, Kansas, USA


Have you always lived where you currently live?

Moved a little over a year ago, but I've lived near here my whole life.


Do you know any Monkeypro members in real life?

Streets, panda, and Lumberjack, plus I've met Amethyst, Tupa, and Dark Shadow.


What is your favorite color?

Blue


How do you spend your days?

I'm usually on a computer if I'm home. If I'm not at home, I'm probably at clinicals.


What are some of your hobbies?

Video games, reading, sewing, wishing I would write


What is your favorite movie of all time (Or current favorite)?

The Princess Bride


What is your favorite song of all time (Or current favorite)?

What God Hath Promised


Do you have a favorite band/singer (If so, who)?

Weird Al


What is your favorite book of all time (Or current favorite)?

The Dresden Files (series)


What is your favorite video game of all time (Or current favorite)?

Earthbound


What is the best meal you've ever had?

I'll have to think about this one.


What is the best drink you've ever had?

This one too.


If you could vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

Mostly because of photos from other people's trips, I kind of want to go to Scotland.


What is the best gift you have ever given?

I can't answer this one because I haven't finished the ponies yet.


What is the best gift you have ever received?

I'm having trouble thinking of one since nowadays I mostly just get money if anything. In recently memory, though, I still love my plush Portal turret from Kamau.


What ability or skill do you most wish you had (that you don't have already?)

The ability to finish what I begin...


What is/was your favorite subject in school?

Right now I only get to have one subject: X-Ray. Previously it was Band.


Do you have any special or unique skills?

I can becomes friends with almost anyone, whether or not I mean it to happen.


What's the biggest problem facing the world right now?

People don't like each other.


If you could solve it, how would you do it?

Can't help you there.


What is your dream job?

I don't even know anymore...


If you could chose only one: cat or dog? Why?

Dog because I'm allergic to cats.


Aside from food, water and shelter, what one thing could you not go a day without?

I like clothes.


In everyday life, what is your number one pet peeve?

Does condescension count as a pet peeve?


Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Here.

Working as an x-ray tech but looking for opportunities to train in biomedical engineering.


Where do you see yourself in 20 years?

Still working in one of the aforementioned fields but hopefully also a husband/father with some published fantasy books.


How would you like to die?

Quietly, in my own bed.


To what faults do you feel most indulgent?

Procrastination.


What do you most value in your friends?

They've got my back.


What do you want to know about the members of Monkeypro?

Why don't you guys post more?


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* * * Stars' Final Fantasy Challenge * * *

 

Final Fantasy I - Completion Time 14:11

Final Fantasy II - Completion Time 27:03

Final Fantasy III - Play Time 07:24

Final Fantasy IV - Play Time 04:01

Final Fantasy V

Final Fantasy VI


#8 SpazCat

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 02:37 PM

What do you want to know about the members of Monkeypro?


Why don't you guys post more?

 

How much more posting do you need?


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#9 legacyme3

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 02:39 PM

I've been rather active this year, I thought.

 

Are you not entertained?


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Dropping down a well that time forgot
With scars that show that we care a lot
In the sky we dreamt like a juggernaut
Of the things we'd do and what we saught


#10 Stars

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 02:42 PM

How much more posting do you need?

Five-figure post counts.


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* * * Stars' Final Fantasy Challenge * * *

 

Final Fantasy I - Completion Time 14:11

Final Fantasy II - Completion Time 27:03

Final Fantasy III - Play Time 07:24

Final Fantasy IV - Play Time 04:01

Final Fantasy V

Final Fantasy VI


#11 SpazCat

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 03:10 PM

Five-figure post counts.

 

Legacy, I dare say Stars finds us lacking. Five-figures you say-well... I just want you to know, you started it.


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#12 panda

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 03:24 PM

Five-figure post counts.

 

Either you hit a five figure post count, or you live long enough to see yourself get banned as an annoying spammer.

 

That one, or...

 

Stars is the poster MP deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

 

...or...

 

You merely adopted spam, Stars. I was born in it, molded by 4chan. By the time I had seen calm discussion I was already a man.

 

I apologize, I'm on a Batman kick now.


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#13 legacyme3

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 03:27 PM

Legacy, I dare say Stars finds us lacking. Five-figures you say-well... I just want you to know, you started it.

 

As active as I am, it'll be several years before I'm in the five figure club.

 

I only hit the five figure club on one forum. Ever. And admittedly, I posted more than I probably should have.


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Dropping down a well that time forgot
With scars that show that we care a lot
In the sky we dreamt like a juggernaut
Of the things we'd do and what we saught


#14 Monkeydog

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 05:50 PM

What's your name?
Kenneth Nelson

How old are you?
23

What color are your eyes and hair?
Hazel/Green (I'm not sure, they look different based on lighting)
Dark Brown hair with lots of grey now. :/

What is your height?
6'

Do you live with anyone?
Bee, Hyperlisk, Hyperlisk's girlfriend.

Do you have pets, and if so, what are they and what are they named?
Hyperlisk and his girlfriend have a cat named Misty.

Are you in a relationship?
Yeppers.

Where do you live?
Fresno, CA

Have you always lived where you currently live?
Nope. I was born in Castro Valley, lived in Hayward when I was young. Moved to Modesto for a while, then moved to Atwater/Merced where I spent most of my life until last summer. I also lived in Groveland for a bit.

Do you know any Monkeypro members in real life?
There used to be a lot people here I knew from school. Basically the only one left is Hyperlisk.
But a lot of people: Arutha, BLU/whatever his username is here, thatoneguy, I totally am spacing out on people. I've bet Toys and rekaru and Jehuty. And I think that's all?

What is your favorite color?
Purple.

How do you spend your days?
Work. Then usually TV/video games. Lately it's just me and Bee watching Attack on Titan.

What are some of your hobbies?
I wish I had some. I've kind of grown out of them, however it used to be writing and game making.

What is your favorite movie of all time (Or current favorite)?
Eyes Wide Shut

What is your favorite song of all time (Or current favorite)?
The Engine Driver/On The Bus Mall

Do you have a favorite band/singer (If so, who)?
The Decemberists/Colin Meloy also The Beatles/George Harrison in another life.

What is your favorite book of all time (Or current favorite)?
It's usually whatever I last read (As long as it was good). I really like The Road, The Catcher in the Rye, and Dance Dance Dance.

What is your favorite video game of all time (Or current favorite)?
Persona 4 Golden is pretty much my current favorite. Also really love Suikoden II and Chrono Trigger.

What is the best meal you've ever had?
I'm not sure, but it's probably some kind of pasta dish involving either Lasagna or Eggplant Parmesan that my mother made.

What is the best drink you've ever had?
I loved this one smoothie I would make myself when I worked at Starbucks. It was like full of bananas and fruit with some matcha. mmm.

If you could vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Probably Japan.

What is the best gift you have ever given?
I've given my parents a lot of stuff they love. I paid for most of their car they have now. I wish I gave better gifts.

What is the best gift you have ever received?
Bee has made me some pretty nifty things. I have a BMO she made sitting on my desk at work I enjoy. Also a Colin Meloy as a Simpson's character sitting on my desk at home.

What ability or skill do you most wish you had (that you don't have already?)
Probably some kind of wood working ability. I used to be pretty good at metal working/wood working when I tried in middle school. I wish I had done more with it.

What is/was your favorite subject in school?
English. It came really naturally to me and had me do one of my favorite things when I was in school: read. My programming classes in High School were okay, but we never programmed, just watched anime and played games.

Do you have any special or unique skills?
Eh, no.

What's the biggest problem facing the world right now?
Overpopulation.

If you could solve it, how would you do it?
Eat babies.

What is your dream job?
I'd like to make games but I don't think I'm skilled enough to do so. I'd like to do something where I'm self employed (or at least close to it), but that would be hard to do. Or whatever Ira Glass does.

If you could chose only one: cat or dog? Why?
Dog. More useful/loving.

Aside from food, water and shelter, what one thing could you not go a day without?
Pepsi (I know, I am bad). Also, probably, oxygen.

In everyday life, what is your number one pet peeve?
Big headedness and ignorance. Just a lack of caring about anyone around them.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
I don't really know. I'm not good at telling the future. But hopefully not where I am now.

Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
Same as above.

How would you like to die?
Death by snoo snoo.

To what faults do you feel most indulgent?
I wish I wasn't such a glutton and would do things more often. I used to be way better at that kind of stuff.

What do you most value in your friends?
Ability to not be annoying/needy. Not like, needing things, I'll always help people I actually care for, but not needing to be my friend all of the time and like being in constant connection? The friends I value the most are ones I can just talk to every few months and we're still just friends.

What do you want to know about the members of Monkeypro?
Same as Stars' question.

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Instant Messaging: I don't really use IM's anymore if I'm not at work. I guess Steam or GTalk.
Website: This one you are looking at now.
Social Networks: Lots of stuff like Instagram/Tumblr/G+ but I don't use any much. I don't really use Facebook much either, but it is not very hard to find me.
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#15 Stars

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 08:12 PM

The people who replied to my comment are not the ones I'm particularly worried about right now. :p Although posting more still wouldn't go amiss.
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Final Fantasy III - Play Time 07:24

Final Fantasy IV - Play Time 04:01

Final Fantasy V

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#16 SpazCat

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Posted 19 January 2014 - 09:29 PM

/> If you could solve it, how would you do it?
Eat babies.

So you're saying you'd make a great babysitter?
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#17 kspr

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 07:10 AM

What's your name?
Justin
How old are you?
26
What color are your eyes and hair?
brown with a yellow spot, and brown
What is your height?
6ish
Do you live with anyone?
nope!
Do you have pets, and if so, what are they and what are they named?
©Dipstick, ©Leelah, and (d)Kody, and as soon as it gets warm im going to catch some spiders, since my fish died and i have the tank just sitting around.
Are you in a relationship?
no
Where do you live?
park city, il
Have you always lived where you currently live?
mostly in the general vicinity, but ive lived in va, and tn.
Do you know any Monkeypro members in real life?
no
What is your favorite color?
orange
How do you spend your days?
knitting tea cozies and watching family fued
What are some of your hobbies?
rpgmaker, writing comedy, dressing up as a mummy, video games, biking
What is your favorite movie of all time (Or current favorite)?
friday the 13th
What is your favorite song of all time (Or current favorite)?
take on me by aha
Do you have a favorite band/singer (If so, who)?
gwar, the decemberists, children of bodom, lamb of god
What is your favorite book of all time (Or current favorite)?
calvin and hobbes. i'll read when i'm old. 
What is your favorite video game of all time (Or current favorite)?
earthbound, toejam and earl
What is the best meal you've ever had?
thanksgiving at my grandmas
What is the best drink you've ever had?
bailey's in a shoe
If you could vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?
under the sea
What is the best gift you have ever given?
i gave my nephew a really annoying set of musical instruments to take home to his mom
What is the best gift you have ever received?
ps3
What ability or skill do you most wish you had (that you don't have already?)
subtlety, people skills, levitation.
What is/was your favorite subject in school?
anything industrial arts related. my shop teacher was the best, and i learned how to build almost anything
Do you have any special or unique skills?
my pain tolerance is pretty legendary, and i can jump a locomotive in a single locomotive.
What's the biggest problem facing the world right now?
hunger
If you could solve it, how would you do it?
tape sandwiches all over my body
What is your dream job?
pinecone
If you could chose only one: cat or dog? Why?
cats are low key, and low maintenance. 
Aside from food, water and shelter, what one thing could you not go a day without?
going outside
In everyday life, what is your number one pet peeve?
people who take pride in their flatulance in public
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
doing the same thing i'm doing today, but getting paid more to do it
Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
as some sort of boogeyman that people use to frighten their children into behaving
How would you like to die?
after taking a handful of morphine the first time my bladder goes
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?
hubris
What do you most value in your friends?
similar amounts of hubris 
What do you want to know about the members of Monkeypro?

are you getting enough oxygen?


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#18 SpazCat

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 07:33 AM

/> What do you want to know about the members of Monkeypro?
are you getting enough oxygen?


I'd like to think so, but there are times when I simply can't get a moment to take a breath.
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#19 Kamau

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 08:55 PM

What's your name?
Jess
How old are you?
23
What color are your eyes and hair?
 Hazel! And brown
What is your height?
5'6"
Do you live with anyone?
Still living at home with the folks. And my sister when she's on break from school.
Do you have pets, and if so, what are they and what are they named?
We have a Cockapoo named Kasey. :) And fish. Three.
Are you in a relationship?
Yes! Though it's long distance for a little while longer.
Where do you live?
NY
Have you always lived where you currently live?
Yes, except for a few months when I had an internship and I lived in an apartment.
Do you know any Monkeypro members in real life?
Yes! Puffin :D
What is your favorite color?
Teal!
How do you spend your days?
Working. And commuting. Seriously, that's, like, my entire week...and sometimes my weekend, too. 
What are some of your hobbies?
Reading, writing, and playing my DS
What is your favorite movie of all time (Or current favorite)?
I've always held a fondness for Labyrinth
What is your favorite song of all time (Or current favorite)?
Oh gosh, I don't really even know. Currently though, it's definitely something from Frozen.
Do you have a favorite band/singer (If so, who)?
Savage Garden!
What is your favorite book of all time (Or current favorite)?
Death Trap, by Sue Henry! And The Inner Sanctum, by Stephen Frey
What is your favorite video game of all time (Or current favorite)?
Current favorite is the 999 series for the DS/3DS. And I still love FF IX. And Fire Emblem!
What is the best meal you've ever had?
Foiled chicken and potatoes.
What is the best drink you've ever had?
I don't think I have one. But I've always enjoyed mixing root beer and orange soda...
If you could vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Everywhere. Well, everywhere in Europe. I'd travel from place to place, and if I had the drive I'd find a way to turn it into some sort of travel documentary. And it wouldn't involve touristy places, it would involve immersing myself in the culture.
What is the best gift you have ever given?
I love putting thought into all my gifts, so I love all of them...but two main ones that come to mind are (1) a Greek jacket I made for my girlfriend before we were dating that I managed to keep completely a surprise (unlike most of her gifts...) and (2) the cat figurines I made for Puffin this Chrismas :)
What is the best gift you have ever received?
My paintings! All of them!
What ability or skill do you most wish you had (that you don't have already?)
Super speed! Though since we're probably not discussing super powers... I wish I was better at socializing with strangers/people I don't know well. And I wish I was better at asking for what I want.
What is/was your favorite subject in school?
I enjoyed math up through Geometry in high school...and in college I enjoyed my Media classes.
Do you have any special or unique skills?
I am a ninja when it comes to swiping phones and hiding them...?
What's the biggest problem facing the world right now?
Cost of living.
If you could solve it, how would you do it?
It's terribly unrealistic and would probably destroy the economy, but I wish we could just lower the cost of everything for a while. Or at least make cost equal across the country, so the same wage could get you the same things no matter what state you lived in.
What is your dream job?
Being a cinematographer for the movies.  
If you could chose only one: cat or dog? Why?
Dog. Every day. I can get one that doesn't shed and we can play together and I just really like dogs.
Aside from food, water and shelter, what one thing could you not go a day without?
Human contact of some sort.
In everyday life, what is your number one pet peeve?
I probably have many but the biggest one that comes to mind right now is when people don't put on their turn signals ahead of turning.
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Living in a place of my own (probably an apartment) hopefully with my girlfriend and immersed in the film industry.
Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
Who knows? That's a long way off. But hopefully in 20 years I'll have done enough to get steady work in the industry. =) 
How would you like to die?
I don't like to think about it. At all. But preferably not in a way that I'll realize I'm dying. 
To what faults do you feel most indulgent?
My ego is absolutely horrid, and I stoke it as often as I can.
What do you most value in your friends?
Loyalty and willingness to give and take. And the ability to take a joke. ;)
What do you want to know about the members of Monkeypro?
I dunno, you're all interesting in general and I learn a lot through your posts.
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Just ask and maybe I'll give it to you


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#20 Puffin

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Posted 21 January 2014 - 01:59 AM

Because I can't sleep and I might as well keep prolonging trying to...

 

What's your name?
Kerrin, pronounced keh-rin. Not Karen. Don't call me Karen.


How old are you?
24 (I might have said this before, but I'm surprised Spaz and I are the same age. I really thought you were older than me, like 28 or something).


What color are your eyes and hair?
My eyes are a bluish-green, my hair's dark brown.


What is your height?
5'4"? I think? Maybe 5'3".


Do you live with anyone?
My mom and sisters.


Do you have pets, and if so, what are they and what are they named?

Between the four of us, we have six pets. Mine are two cats, Napoleon and Ali, plus the dog, Speckles.


Are you in a relationship?

Noop.

Where do you live?

New York.

Have you always lived where you currently live?

I've always lived in NY, but I've moved around, both with and without my family. Though I am back to living in my hometown.

Do you know any Monkeypro members in real life?

Kamau! :D

What is your favorite color?

Red!!! :D :D :D

How do you spend your days?

Going to class, taking the bus home, chilling at home doing HW and talking with SHE on skype. When I have time or days off, I might play games, draw or write.

What are some of your hobbies?

Drawing and painting, writing, playing video games, and hiking. Also, to some degree, reading. Though I normally only read when I'm on the bus or waiting for something. Otherwise I feel like I'm sitting around, doing nothing much at all and then I gotta go do something. Though I do like to read, all the same.

What is your favorite movie of all time (Or current favorite)?

Tangled

What is your favorite song of all time (Or current favorite)?

I Fight Dragons- cRaZie$ (currently)

Do you have a favorite band/singer (If so, who)?

Ludo or The Decemberists.

What is your favorite book of all time (Or current favorite)?

The Lies of Locke Lamora

What is your favorite video game of all time (Or current favorite)?

Final Fantasy IX, I just really, really love it. Replaying it in the past year basically tripled my love for it.

What is the best meal you've ever had?

My last meal in Scotland before I left. SHE and I spent the day walking around St. Andrew before taking the bus three hours back to Stirling where we were staying. We made it to this place, Fountain, which she had been dying to show me, just a couple of hours before it was going to close. We got the Top Kapi special- extra spicy- which consisted of shish, adana and donner kebabs. It was so good. And while I didn't have it that night, I'll add that my favorite dessert I also had in Scotland, at a pub. It's called cranochan, it's a whisky and honey flavored whipped cream, layered with biscuits and raspberries. It was one of the best things I'd had there.

What is the best drink you've ever had?

Cherrytree cola. Unfortunately, it's hard to come by in the US.

If you could vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

Can I just say Europe in general? Cuz I'd like to go to a whole lot of countries there.

What is the best gift you have ever given?

The painting I gave Kamau depicting the two year gap in our story. I spent forever on that one, over a month. Though I plan to keep one upping myself, quite frankly.


What is the best gift you have ever received?

My bro made me a spice cake from scratch as a birthday surprise one year. It was especially surprising, since he really doesn't cook or bake and rarely goes out of his way to do stuff like that. The cake, admittedly, tasted awful and I could barely finish one piece without wanting to spit it out, but the last few birthdays I'd had before that were particularly shitty and even though that one wasn't the greatest, either, I really appreciated that he baked it for me. Especially since my mom had plain forgotten that year and it was just a nice coincidence that he had planned to bake one.

What ability or skill do you most wish you had (that you don't have already?)

I wish I was better at talking, really.

What is/was your favorite subject in school?

Art~

Do you have any special or unique skills?

I'm sure nobody knows this, but, surprise surprise- I'm an artist! I can paint, draw,  and write! I know. None of you saw it coming.


What's the biggest problem facing the world right now?

Anger and hatred.

If you could solve it, how would you do it?

Errybody needs to take a chill pill (aka, I don't know).


What is your dream job?

Being a writer!



If you could chose only one: cat or dog? Why?

Probably a cat. They're smaller, not quite as destructive (though still certainly destructive, just less so than dogs), when they have training or disobedience problems, the outcome isn't as severe as it would be with a dog, and it's easier to move with a cat. Though I am really partial to dogs, cats are just slightly more practical.

Aside from food, water and shelter, what one thing could you not go a day without?

Probably talking with SHE. Like I said earlier, we skype, so even though we're in seperate countries most of the year, we talk everyday. Whenever we can't talk, the day just moves so... slowly.

In everyday life, what is your number one pet peeve?

I hate it when people talk about other people behind their backs, like, just small, stupid comments. They piss me off and it's unfortunately something I deal with frequently with my two bickering sisters.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Hopefully, within five years I'll have started publishing my books.

Where do you see yourself in 20 years?

Within twenty years, I hope to be an established writer with my own fanbase and everything.


How would you like to die?

No.

To what faults do you feel most indulgent?

Laziness. I feel like I'm never doing enough ever, no matter how active I actually am.

What do you most value in your friends?

Honesty and straightforwardness.

What do you want to know about the members of Monkeypro?

Tell me your secrets...!

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