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#1 Donkeymog

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 08:08 PM

I've had this idea rattling around my head every since I played Deus Ex and Helios hacks the news boards in France to tell you that he's after you.

Am I the only person here is who cyberpunk enough to spend hours sifting through their spam mail trying to decypher patterns that might suggest that it's actually some form of computer language?
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 08:16 PM

Can't say it ever crossed my mind, but it's an interesting idea.
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 08:18 PM

so it sends itself? or it somehow precipitate its own creation, so it would know that it is alive?
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 08:27 PM

/>so it sends itself? or it somehow precipitate its own creation, so it would know that it is alive?

Yeah, it actually sends millions of emails and varies them each time, trying through trial and error to communicate some message to humans. Waiting for someone to respond to it appropriately. The AI itself would be a botnet using viruses and trojans to expand it's understanding of people. Just imagine how intriguing the concept of a person would be if your existence was entirely online and you'd never experienced the real world.

If you follow the links in proper spam they don't really take you anywhere but in weird circles of generated text and pages usually with a lot of spyware and malware. I haven't actually had a look around this part of the internet in ages, but now I'm on Linux I might take another look now I can be less paranoid about getting nasty viruses.
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 09:06 PM

I've read through spam before, but only to find funny ones. However, spam is certainly computer generated. Many spam engines try to abuse keywords and look like real text to attempt to make it through the filters. So I don't think it is an AI per se, but most likely utilizes a neural network.
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 10:26 PM

aha, so do you mean to say that spam is similar to moss? that it will spread itself on whatever surface is the wettest?
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Posted 26 July 2012 - 04:21 PM

Oooh! I listened to a very insightful interview with an interesting chap called Paco Xander Nathan talking about the artificial intelligence work he'd done for personalized advertising. It was fascinating and pretty much confirmed everything I suspected. There are links somewhere on the INTERNET!
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Posted 26 July 2012 - 04:41 PM

For some reason this just made me think of this:


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Posted 02 January 2014 - 09:15 AM

They're talking to me again! I just got this email:

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Posted 02 January 2014 - 09:26 AM

looks like you passed out with character map open. what was the subject and origin?


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Posted 01 July 2014 - 12:52 PM

It's evolved!

 

Man, I love this stuff. Expecting a film based on this starring Joaquin Phoenix by 2016.


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Posted 01 July 2014 - 01:15 PM

It just wants to feel love!


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Posted 01 July 2014 - 01:16 PM

or to walk, I can't tell.


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Posted 01 July 2014 - 02:30 PM

I'm a grown man. Why did I feel the need to turn on my basement light after reading a few posts on that subreddit?


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Posted 02 July 2014 - 09:47 AM

exactly you're a grown man, can't you /r/gonewild in the livingroom like a normal person?
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Posted 07 July 2014 - 05:32 PM

Real men frequent /r/cummingonfigurines


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#17 kspr

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:25 PM

you won't tempt me
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Posted 07 July 2014 - 07:35 PM

Not clicking that.


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Posted 07 July 2014 - 08:03 PM

right, What sort of link do you think we like?


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