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[Monkeydog]

[Stars]

The hell?

[BottomGuy]

First, before watching the end, I thought that Stars was being stupid over two people kissing.

Then, after watching the end, I totally agree.

The hell?

[Skull]

Well, I lul'd.

[Stars]

Then, after watching the end, I totally agree.

The hell?

And now you know better.

[kspr]

[kspr]

Can’t leave my apartment. It's not really my apartment, it’s a box, you dig? Built to look like my apartment. The canine soldiers switched It when I blinked. That's why I can't anymore. Nope never ever brever clever ever never. I had to tape them. With tricky sticky tape. See? It's tricky. It sticks to itself when I blink. That's why I can't anymore. I also cannot blink because of the canine soldiers. They built this box that I'm in to look like my apartment. That's why I can't leave. It's not really my apartment.

The canine soldiers…They came and came and came and went and came and took over. They overtook and took over and now people are turning into androids. But it all only happens when I blink. But see? I have the last stronghold of kitties here. Kitty cats with their twittily-dittily tails. Five cats have I; Jacob, Jesup, Jimininy, Jemima, and Splat. Splat is the cat that swims on the ground. Have you ever seen it? Of course not. You're a canine android just like the rest of them. You helped them build this box didn't you? This box that looks like my apartment. That's why I can never leave, you dig? It's out there. The canine android world that only happens when I blink.

I tried taping it. They, that is, or is it there are? Howeverafter, I tried taping them. As so that I do not blink. When I blink, they come. The canine soldiers. Everytime I blink they come closer. Some here, some there, some in West Cheyenne Wyoming. Some to Bill Goldberg's house. Some into Julia Robert's swimmin' pool. But if I can just stop the blinkin' an' they can just quit a'comin. But I need this tape. Its pretty tricky tape. I blink, you dig? I blink and they make me trip up my taping and the tape tapes itself to itself. That being the tape, it is. Imma' get It one day, no foolin'. But if I can just get the tape off without blinking, then I can get the tape to tape my eyelids to my just-above eyelids. Then they won't be able to come any closer. Any closer at all. Nopely nope. Not a drip, drop, or colander. Collander? I meant a Coriander. Nope, not a Coriander's width at all.

Have you ever tried Coriander Root Pulp? Of course not! Everyone knows that canine androids are fatally allergic to Coriander Root Pulp! Do you know why? Because it is anxiolytic! It was a gift from the Anxiolytic Anklyosaurus! Sure as sunshine it was! But the canine androids knew! They knew that they knew a way to anxiolize the Anxiolytic Anklyosaurus! They sent me here they did. They sent me here as the Anxiolytic Attenuator. They're allergic to it so they sent me here they did. But I found out their plan. So they built me a box. A box that looks just like my apartment. They switched it when I blinked. That's why I can't anymore. Everytime I blink they come closer.
Everytime I blink they make more androids out of canine androids. They make human androids. I have seen seventeen of them. Seventeen in between man in a machine. But a banana in a machine? I don't think so Charlie Sheen. Man in a machine doesn’t have time for a banana in his machine. He can’t get a tan in his machine but he doesn't care. He's not really either, just a little bit of both. Kinda like that liquid metal terminator. He came her to kill me and anxiolize the Anxiolytic Anklyosaurus. The deity whose diabetic diet gave us the Coriander, and its delicious tasty root pulp.

But they also want my kitties. My kittely-wittely cats with their twittely-dittily tails. Five kitties have I; Jacob, Jesup, Jiminy, Jemima, and Splat. They want Splat because he is the cat that swims on the land. But he swims because he is guarding the gate. He's…. keeping it so to speak. Keeping it from people peeping it and peeping into it and through it. Splatty Splat the floor swimming cat keeps the gate safe til the ravenous date that the canine android soldiers invade my state. But they have and they will because they are. They are. Sending more and more canine android soldiers to anxiolize the Anxiolytic Anklyosaurus. They come with width of a Coriander everytime I blink. They can only travel so fast, you dig? But superfast is still too fast for me, and the width of a Coriander is a tad too shy relative to the universal order of borders.

I try to tape them, get it? If I tape my eyes up, to the upper eye lid that being, then I can't blink anymore, and They can't come! But they did, and they have, and they will, so long as I can't a'quit my blinkin'. I blinketyblongblonked once. They switched my apartment with a box that looks exactly like it. They did it when I blinked, I'm positive. Now I can never go out because my box apartment is the last stronghold for the kitties. Cats they are, and the only source of food for the Allmighty Anxiolytic Anklyosaur whose diabetic diet digested the Coriander to us here on Earth. I can't leave. I'm pretty hungry too. No food. They're doing it on purpose. The canine androids. I have seen seventeen in between man in a machines. They don't have time for a banana in their machine because they stay clean because they don't have to eat. They are in between man in a machine these androids are.

They're waiting for me out there. Outside the box. There are several other boxes. They switched my apartment for a box that looks exactly like it. Tis my exact living space spaciously and graciously recreated into a box that I can never leave. Never ever brever clever never ever. Neverdy everdy cleverdy bleverdy neverdy ever. Ever.

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[Arutha]

i dun get it.....

[Stars]

[Pooh]

i dun get it.....

I was going to explain it, but...I don't wanna.

[kspr]

you're supposed to poo under the toilet seat.

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[Arutha]

it wasn't showing the picture earlier I get it now

[Monkeydog]

[Stars]

I approve. d(''d)

[lazlo falconi]

I approve. d(''d)

Second.

[kspr]

[lazlo falconi]

The hair.