so yahoo is the most googled company in ca?
#961
Posted 22 September 2014 - 07:19 AM
you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
#962
Posted 23 September 2014 - 12:35 PM
trying to pick up girls at karaoke
expectation:


reality:

girls you meet at karaoke
expectation:

reality:

looking through a songbook at a strange bar
expectation:

reality:

you and your wingman
expectation:

reality:

you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
#963
Posted 24 September 2014 - 01:41 PM


what is this called and give it to me






so there's this website called reasons why my kid is crying






you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
#964
Posted 01 October 2014 - 08:15 AM






me at the bank when they told me they couldn't do anything about my account getting breached until the charges clear, and then try to get me to go in on some "financial services"

you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
#965
Posted 08 October 2014 - 07:47 AM


you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
#966
Posted 09 October 2014 - 09:39 AM
+56 views in one day. who the hell is looking at this?
you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
#967
Posted 09 October 2014 - 09:16 PM
#968
Posted 10 October 2014 - 08:43 AM

i'm surprised that's a watch, and not a medic alert bracelet.

it's not his fault he's fat, really, because:







you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
#969
Posted 16 October 2014 - 07:53 AM







worst superhero ever. i bet he hangs out with DJ Sex Charges

you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
#970
Posted 16 October 2014 - 03:23 PM
I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime...
#971
Posted 17 October 2014 - 05:41 PM
man, this is spooky shit
but what if I RIP in peace?
#972
Posted 20 October 2014 - 07:39 AM










you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
#973
Posted 23 October 2014 - 04:03 PM








#974
Posted 27 October 2014 - 06:37 AM
you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
#975
Posted 06 November 2014 - 08:10 AM
you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
#976
Posted 07 November 2014 - 08:09 AM
hi, i couldn't help but notice i've been staring at you from across the room for the last two hours, how about a drink?








you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
#977
Posted 12 November 2014 - 08:29 AM
i got this email over the weekend:
AS THE SUN ENTERS THE THIRD HOUSE AND MOVES TO CONTAIN THE IDEA'S OF MANY YOU WILL BEGIN TO NOTICE THE ABILITY OF A STRONG AND POWERFUL FORCE. DO NOT CONFUSE OR UPSET THIS DELICATE POWER.SOON, YES VERY SOON YOU WILL BECOME ONE OF US IN ALL ASPECTS AND WILL BEGIN TO SEE THE BIG PICTURE OF LIFE!. THIS PICTURE WILL CHANGE YOUR IDEAS OF LIFE AND SOON YOU WILL BEGIN TO REACH OUT TO PEOPLE UNLIKE YOUR NEW SELF-LIKE YOU SISTER SAM WHO HAS BEGUN TO UNDER THE BIG PICTURE.LQQK UP TO THE SKY AT 10PM TONIGHT AND THIS MESSAGE WILL BECOME CLEAR.
you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
#978
Posted 12 November 2014 - 07:17 PM
I don't know why I'm posting this. Nobody will understand it, but it makes me laugh, so nyeh.

EDIT: Let's add another for good measure.

* * * Stars' Final Fantasy Challenge * * *
Final Fantasy I - Completion Time 14:11
Final Fantasy II - Completion Time 27:03
Final Fantasy III - Play Time 07:24
Final Fantasy IV - Play Time 04:01
Final Fantasy V
Final Fantasy VI
#979
Posted 18 November 2014 - 10:35 AM



so i've been looking at muzzles lately.... for reasons... and couldn't not post this

that's a fake cat btw, a real cat would never let that on its head
you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
#980
Posted 25 November 2014 - 12:32 PM









you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
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