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THE LIQUOR FIGURED IT OUT!

Started by kspr , Feb 05 2010 08:52 AM

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#841 kspr

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 11:24 AM

POPULAR

internet usage

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rivers that feed the mississippi

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#842 lazlo falconi

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Posted 18 August 2013 - 11:42 AM

Strange that most of the world seems to use their internet just before nightfall--presumably after work--whilst Americans tend to do most of their internet things in the middle of the day.

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Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."

-all my friends that came with are drinking out in the car
--forever alone
+\- joke's on them i'm too drunk to drive

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#843 kspr

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Posted 22 August 2013 - 10:02 AM

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#844 kspr

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Posted 22 August 2013 - 04:59 PM

a quick observation about the internet usage: how awesome is it that St. Helena is on pretty much all day?

85 ways to call someone stupid:

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A few clowns short of a circus
A few fries short of a happy meal
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
A few beers short of a six-pack
Dumber than a box of hair
A few peas short of a casserole
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
Wheel's spinning! Hamster's Dead!
One fruit loop shy of a full bowl
One taco short of a combo plate
A few feathers short of a whole duck
All foam. No beer!
The cheese has slid off his cracker.
Body by Fisher. Brains by Mattel!
Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
As smart as bait
Chimney's clogged
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
Doesn't know too much, but leads the league in nostril hair
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
Forgot to pay his brain bill
Sweing machine is out of thread
His antenna isn't picking up all the channels
His belt doesn't go through all the loops
If he had another brain, it would be lonely
Missing a few buttons on the remote control
No grain in the silo
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse
Receiver is off the hook
Several nuts short of a full pouch
Skylight leaks
Slinky's kinked
Surfing in Nebrasca
Too mmuch yardage between the goal posts
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
If brains were bird droppings, he'd have a clean cage
A few dice short of a full bag.
A few levels short of a dungeon
Carrying an empty easter basket
A dew stats short of a magic user
Helmet's small
Got the dexterity but still can't be an illusionist
Saving under his INT is touch with a 4-sider
Has to be a fighter
A few pips short of a player character.
Ain't no psionist
Great helm needs some padding
Should've been a shopkeeper
A few dice short of a role-player
Only used 2-six siders... and rolled poorly
Bad 2nd roll
At least he's got high strength
A few pips short of an ogre
About as sharp as a sack of wet mice
Immune to illusionists
Lucky this ain't Ars Magica
Makes the Knights of the Dinner Table look brilliant
A player short of a solo game
First time role-playing?
A few orcs short of a war party
Missing a stat
5 pullets in his six-shooter
Shootin' blanks
Only plays a bodyguard
At least this game has barbarians
Can only communicate with grunts and gestures
No additional languages
Haggles wrong
Can learn 2-4 tricks
Always leads the way
Good at open door rolls
Can't be demi-human
Needs Comprehend Languages for common
Speak with Animals useful as a communication aid
TSR's target audience since 1986
No extra proficiencies
Intellect Devourer attacked him and left starving
Lost a battle witha Mind Flayer
Charm Person good for 3 months
Immune to Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Laughter
Big fan of Xena

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#845 lazlo falconi

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 07:15 PM

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Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."

-all my friends that came with are drinking out in the car
--forever alone
+\- joke's on them i'm too drunk to drive

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#846 kspr

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 10:49 AM

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#847 kspr

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Posted 12 September 2013 - 10:34 AM

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#848 Donkeymog

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 10:06 AM

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I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime...

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#849 kspr

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Posted 07 October 2013 - 09:34 AM

air traffic on any given day. we're like cockroaches in this regard

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#850 kspr

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Posted 08 October 2013 - 12:58 PM

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#851 kspr

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Posted 09 October 2013 - 09:03 AM

the best part of this picture is that the seal looks like it's wearing sunglasses

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#852 kspr

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Posted 11 October 2013 - 08:18 AM

Mitch Hedberg ladies and gentlemen:

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#853 kspr

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Posted 16 October 2013 - 03:01 PM

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#854 kspr

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Posted 17 October 2013 - 11:07 AM

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#855 kspr

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Posted 17 October 2013 - 03:18 PM

helmet complete

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#856 Donkeymog

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Posted 19 October 2013 - 06:05 PM

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I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime...

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#857 Phalanxman

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Posted 23 October 2013 - 09:50 PM

^That has happened to me too many times.

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We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far and no further!

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#858 kspr

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Posted 28 October 2013 - 08:21 PM

Beeragami tiem: which one of these mock ups should i use for pauldrons? i can either make one of each, or both the same.

now playing: Dirt In The Palace

and does anybody know if there's a male version of epbot?

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#859 Stars

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 02:07 PM

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* * * Stars' Final Fantasy Challenge * * *

Final Fantasy I - Completion Time 14:11

Final Fantasy II - Completion Time 27:03

Final Fantasy III - Play Time 07:24

Final Fantasy IV - Play Time 04:01

Final Fantasy V

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#860 Vicious Parker

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Posted 30 October 2013 - 07:47 PM

well clearly he knows a little bit about our geography. after all, he correctly marked the location of left Canada.

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The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead.

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