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THE LIQUOR FIGURED IT OUT!

Started by kspr , Feb 05 2010 08:52 AM
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#761 lazlo falconi

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 10:31 AM

You gotta work on this hotlinking problem brah.
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Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."


-all my friends that came with are drinking out in the car
--forever alone
+\- joke's on them i'm too drunk to drive

#762 kspr

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 12:23 PM

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you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger. 

#763 Septerra

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 04:11 PM

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I AM THE HARBRINGER OF THE SPICY ROOSTER APOCALYPSE!
I AM A HYDROGEN BOMB IN A NECKTIE!
I HOLD THE FLAMES OF A THOUSAND COLLAPSED STARS!
I AM...BOBRACHA!


Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power, derives from a mandate from the masses!

#764 kspr

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 08:40 AM

watermarks are fartermarks.

 

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this one's genuinely gross. this guy doesn't have a face. 

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#765 Kyle

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 01:19 PM

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#766 Donkeymog

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 02:52 AM

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I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime...

#767 Vicious Parker

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 09:00 AM

I couldn't tell you why, but this made me laugh.

 

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The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead.

-Mr. Peanutbutter

#768 Donkeymog

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 05:33 AM

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I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime...

#769 kspr

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 07:20 AM

pfft... socialist...

 

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#770 kspr

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 11:19 AM

here's my Simpsons episode pitch:

Grandpa comes to the house to give them their inheritance

lisa, reads from The Simpsons Episode guide book that Grandpa has done this several times, naming the episodes. Bart reads over her shoulder that she already did this during "Today I Am A Clown"

Grandpa says that ever since Mona died, he's been getting two social security checks since they never divorced, and social security never received her death certificate.

he says that the home can't steal what they don't know about, and tells the story about how he used to dress up as a pregnant woman to smuggle liquor during prohibition.

they go to the bank and are arrested. grandpa is sentenced to 25 years, and goes through a sappy ironic sequence about dying in prison when mona was the career criminal. plays clips of her doing hippie stuff, and him neglecting Homer.

when Abe boards the prison bus, you don't see the driver's face, but Mona is implied to be the driver. Homer and Bart dress like carjackers and try to steal the bus. they chase each other like the chariot scene in ben hur.

after homer shreds the bus's tires, he sees the driver bail out with grandpa, and you see it is obviously mona and abe. homer gets confused, and hits a pole.

he gets out to find abe passed out, who says his mother's angel saved him. a crowd of people gather around, including the old people. Reverend Lovejoy says it was a miracle, and convinces Judge Schneider to allow Abe to live at the home again.

later that night, Jasper wakes up and finds himself dressed like Mona. he looks at his calender, and realizes he took the wrong pills. he bursts into the same hairy goat person he did in this one episode i can't remember.
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#771 lazlo falconi

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 07:28 AM

Seems legit. Jasper and Moleman are the only good characters on the show.
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Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."


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#772 kspr

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Posted 23 April 2013 - 12:33 PM

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#773 SpazCat

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Posted 24 April 2013 - 08:03 AM

Baby's baby is pregnant too? Wow... hate to be that parent.


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#774 kspr

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Posted 03 May 2013 - 02:01 PM

honest question: 

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you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger. 

#775 kspr

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Posted 10 May 2013 - 07:14 PM

this is my full avatar. it's from 11 bootleg simpsons tshirts where bart is a black guy

 

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#776 Donkeymog

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Posted 13 May 2013 - 05:10 PM

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I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime...

#777 kspr

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 07:02 AM

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dat bag

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#778 Vicious Parker

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 07:12 AM

More curious than dat bag, dos shorts. On both people. DON'T THEIR BOTTOMS GET COLD?


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#779 kspr

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 07:53 AM

i used to have this computer

 

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that's 433mhz processor, 32mb video card, 128mb of ram, 4.3 gb hard drive, 40x disc write speed (always fucked up) no idea what the 3D is, and a 56 k modem built in. 

 

IT'S NEVER OBSOLETE


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#780 kspr

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Posted 22 May 2013 - 10:40 AM

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