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#661 kspr

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Posted 19 May 2012 - 06:40 PM

what's the Lupin box above battleship? did you take that pic?
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Posted 19 May 2012 - 07:07 PM

It was texted to me by a guy who probably got it from Reddit. xp
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Posted 22 May 2012 - 12:35 PM

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Posted 26 May 2012 - 02:54 PM

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#665 kspr

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Posted 31 May 2012 - 07:24 PM

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Posted 03 June 2012 - 02:40 PM

One internet to whomever can correctly embed this song:

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Posted 18 June 2012 - 08:20 AM

so we plug in megaman 2 with a game genie. put infinite lives, infinite lifebar, and super jump. here's what happen:

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#668 Monkeydog

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Posted 18 June 2012 - 09:15 AM

Megaman 2600
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#669 kspr

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Posted 25 June 2012 - 01:20 PM

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 01:18 PM

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Posted 30 June 2012 - 08:33 AM

two things i now must do at the first opportunity:
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Posted 03 July 2012 - 07:51 AM

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Posted 04 July 2012 - 07:30 PM

In June of 1972, a woman appeared in Cedar Senai hospital in nothing but a white, blood-covered gown. Now this, in itself, should not be too surprising as people often have accidents nearby and come to the nearest hospital for medical attention. But there were two things that caused people who saw her to vomit and flee in terror.




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The first being that she wasn't exactly human. she resembled something close to a mannequin, but had the dexterity and fluidity of a normal human being. Her face, was as flawless as a mannequins, devoid of eyebrows and smeared in make-up.

She had a kitten clenched in between her teeth, her jaws clamped so unnaturally tightly around it to the point where no teeth could be seen, the blood was still squirting out over her gown and onto the floor. She then pulled it out of her mouth, tossed it aside and collapsed.

From the moment she stepped through the entrance to when she was taken to a hospital room and cleaned up before being prepped for sedation, she was completely calm, expressionless and motionless. The doctors thought it best to restrain her until the authorities could arrive and she did not protest. They were unable to get any kind of response from her and most staff members felt too uncomfortable to look directly at her for more than a few seconds.

But the second the staff tried to sedate her, she fought back with extreme force. Two members of staff had to hold her down as her body rose up on the bed with that same, blank expression.

She turned her emotionless eyes towards the male doctor and did something unusual. She smiled.

As she did, the female doctor screamed and let go out of shock. In the womans mouth were not human teeth, but long, sharp spikes. Too long for her mouth to close fully without causing any damage…

The male doctor stared back at her for a moment before asking "What in the hell are you?"

She cracked her neck down to her shoulder to observe him, still smiling.

There was a long pause, the security had been alerted and could be heard coming down the hallway.

As he heard them, she darted forward, sinking her teeth into the front of his throat, ripping out his jugular & letting him fall to the floor, gasping for air as he choked on his own blood.

She stood up and leaned over him, her face coming dangerously close to his as the life faded from his eyes.

She leaned closer and whispered in his ear.

"I...am....God...."

The doctors eyes filled with fear as he watched her calmly walk away to greet the security men. His last ever sight would be watching her feast on them one by one.

The female doctor who survived the incident named her "The Expressionless".

There was never a sighting of her again.

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#674 Donkeymog

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 03:29 AM

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This is awesome. Whoever came up with it is a genius.
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I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime...


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Posted 09 July 2012 - 06:30 PM

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 08:24 AM

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 11:52 AM

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#678 Stars

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 05:43 AM

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#679 kspr

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 07:40 AM

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#680 Donkeymog

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 08:22 AM

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That's actually really interesting.
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I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime...





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