Puff is here, I'm just sittin' next to Kam-Kam at his house, late at night (Kamau: or early in the morning~!) cuz I'm sleeping over at his house....FIRST SLEEP OVEROF THE YEAR! ....and hopefully the last what with how late Kamau keeps me up. (Kamau: *sad look* You stay up of your own free will! You meanie!)
*Kamau nudges Puffin out of the way and away from the keyboard in a huff* (Puffin: And he really did...Ooow...) Anyways....It's now 2007! How does it feel to be reading the FIRST TOPIC OF THE NEW YEAR??!
I'm hyped up. Been eating junkies all day, and I'm even more pumped up 'cause I've been fighting this ICKY-STICKY BOSS BATTLE FOR THE PAST HALF HOUR! Bah.*Puff shoves Kamau out of his chair and takes the keyboard back* yes, and you haven't gotten close even once yet...*cough* anyway, just kidding. (Kamau: *huffs* I got him down to 52 out of 800 health! How is that not close?!) Nothing is close unless it's 0, Kamau! NOTHING! (Kamau: zero and nothing are the same thing!!) As you can see, he's not quite himself. Waay past his bedtime, otherwise he'd be cowering in the corner from my awesome might. (Kamau: would not!) Would too.
*Kamau starts ranting about pushing Puffin off his pedestal* More...More like off a cliff! Hear that, Puffin?!
*Puffin gives Kamau a strange look* ...anyway, we should sort of...Wrap this up, Kamau's obviously about to go off the deep end, as you can see.
Happy new years, everyone! (Kamau: Next time I get to make fun of YOU, Puffin!)
