Naomi was born on Tuesday, in case you're not my friend on Facebook, you can see pictures of her here.
Monkeypro's Second Child
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lazlo falconi
, Jul 22 2010 07:42 PM
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lazlo falconi
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Posted 22 July 2010 - 07:42 PM
Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."
-all my friends that came with are drinking out in the car
--forever alone
+\- joke's on them i'm too drunk to drive
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Posted 22 July 2010 - 07:47 PM
Oh wow, it's already been that long!? Time has flown... Congrats, man.
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Posted 23 July 2010 - 05:21 AM
Yay baby~!
Congratulations to you and Jody. =D
Congratulations to you and Jody. =D
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Posted 23 July 2010 - 10:09 AM
Congrats you guys! She's really cute.
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Posted 23 July 2010 - 11:39 AM
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Posted 24 July 2010 - 05:34 PM
Yay! Congrats, guys! :D
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Posted 25 July 2010 - 04:26 PM
Thanks everyone. I was expecting a huge 12 pound baby with a unibrow and moustache, but instead, I produced an adorable 6 pound baby. Who knew?
Anyway, being a parent is kinda fun. A look into our life as parents: I spend most of my time trying to sleep, wishing I was asleep, and breastfeeding. Lazlo... well... he just flew past the door with Naomi in the bassinet, rolling her across the floor while making car noises. Needless to say, our life has improved.
Anyway, being a parent is kinda fun. A look into our life as parents: I spend most of my time trying to sleep, wishing I was asleep, and breastfeeding. Lazlo... well... he just flew past the door with Naomi in the bassinet, rolling her across the floor while making car noises. Needless to say, our life has improved.
This is not the greatest signature in the world. No, this is just a tribute...<br /><br />Couldn't remember the greatest signature in the world. Yeeaaah, NO! This is a tribuuute! Ohhhhh. To the greatest signature in the world! All right! It was the greatest signature in the world all right. <br /><br />And the peculiar thing is this, my friends. The signature I made on that fateful night didn't actually look anything like this signature! This is just a tribute. You've gotta believe me, and I wish you were there. Just a matter of opinion. Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin'. So surprised to find you can't stop it. All right! All right.<br /><br /><img src='http://imgur.com/tMKga.png' alt='Posted Image' class='bbc_img' />
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Posted 25 July 2010 - 11:28 PM
Vrrrrooooom!
Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."
-all my friends that came with are drinking out in the car
--forever alone
+\- joke's on them i'm too drunk to drive
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 02:52 AM
very awesome, cute name :3
btw, six pounds seems ridiculously small. is it just me?
nice pictures. best wishes, you three.
btw, six pounds seems ridiculously small. is it just me?
nice pictures. best wishes, you three.
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 06:20 AM
It's a little small, but that probably made things a touch easier for her mommy.
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 01:47 PM
She's tiny, but not so small they put her in the NICU or anything. She was born almost two weeks early, mind you. But she's doing great, no sickness or anything.
Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."
-all my friends that came with are drinking out in the car
--forever alone
+\- joke's on them i'm too drunk to drive
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 09:28 PM
It's a little small, but that probably made things a touch easier for her mommy.
It would have made things extremely easy if I had her naturally, but I had to get a c-section. She was completely breeched, with her feets down in my crotch and her head up under my boobs. They tried to turn her from the outside of my tummy, which is probably the most painful thing ever. And it didn't even work. Harumph. She's lucky she's cute...
She's tiny, but not so small they put her in the NICU or anything. She was born almost two weeks early, mind you. But she's doing great, no sickness or anything.
She would have been 39 weeks in two days after I had her, which most first time moms have their babies around 38-39 weeks. So she would have just been a small baby regardless of if I got to my due date or not.
This is not the greatest signature in the world. No, this is just a tribute...<br /><br />Couldn't remember the greatest signature in the world. Yeeaaah, NO! This is a tribuuute! Ohhhhh. To the greatest signature in the world! All right! It was the greatest signature in the world all right. <br /><br />And the peculiar thing is this, my friends. The signature I made on that fateful night didn't actually look anything like this signature! This is just a tribute. You've gotta believe me, and I wish you were there. Just a matter of opinion. Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin'. So surprised to find you can't stop it. All right! All right.<br /><br /><img src='http://imgur.com/tMKga.png' alt='Posted Image' class='bbc_img' />
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 10:21 PM
I am so glad I'm not a woman, because that whole paragraph scares me.It's a little small, but that probably made things a touch easier for her mommy.
It would have made things extremely easy if I had her naturally, but I had to get a c-section. She was completely breeched, with her feets down in my crotch and her head up under my boobs. They tried to turn her from the outside of my tummy, which is probably the most painful thing ever. And it didn't even work. Harumph. She's lucky she's cute...
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Posted 27 July 2010 - 12:21 PM
I am so glad I'm not a woman, because that whole paragraph scares me.It's a little small, but that probably made things a touch easier for her mommy.
It would have made things extremely easy if I had her naturally, but I had to get a c-section. She was completely breeched, with her feets down in my crotch and her head up under my boobs. They tried to turn her from the outside of my tummy, which is probably the most painful thing ever. And it didn't even work. Harumph. She's lucky she's cute...
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Posted 27 July 2010 - 12:27 PM
That and periodsI am so glad I'm not a woman, because that whole paragraph scares me.It's a little small, but that probably made things a touch easier for her mommy.
It would have made things extremely easy if I had her naturally, but I had to get a c-section. She was completely breeched, with her feets down in my crotch and her head up under my boobs. They tried to turn her from the outside of my tummy, which is probably the most painful thing ever. And it didn't even work. Harumph. She's lucky she's cute...
you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
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Posted 27 July 2010 - 04:13 PM
Bahah, I like you boys. You're all neat.
Also I'm so badass. I'm like, the badassest. I got my tummy cut open, and a long tube stuck in my spinal column, and a baby ripped out of me so hard that they pulled me off the table a couple times in the attempt to free her! WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS DONE WITH YOUR LIFE?
A whole lotta nothin'!
Also I'm so badass. I'm like, the badassest. I got my tummy cut open, and a long tube stuck in my spinal column, and a baby ripped out of me so hard that they pulled me off the table a couple times in the attempt to free her! WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS DONE WITH YOUR LIFE?
A whole lotta nothin'!
This is not the greatest signature in the world. No, this is just a tribute...<br /><br />Couldn't remember the greatest signature in the world. Yeeaaah, NO! This is a tribuuute! Ohhhhh. To the greatest signature in the world! All right! It was the greatest signature in the world all right. <br /><br />And the peculiar thing is this, my friends. The signature I made on that fateful night didn't actually look anything like this signature! This is just a tribute. You've gotta believe me, and I wish you were there. Just a matter of opinion. Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin'. So surprised to find you can't stop it. All right! All right.<br /><br /><img src='http://imgur.com/tMKga.png' alt='Posted Image' class='bbc_img' />
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