So one of these girls that my friends and i met at the beach saturday supposedly wants to "boink" me. but A) shes ill proportioned, B) i have a fiance, and 3) her friend is trying to get with one of my other friends and i don't want to screw anything up for him.
Now here's the real dilemma. how should i get her to leave me alone? If i tell her to stop eating mcdonald's, her friend might stop hanging out with us, and chris won't get laid. if i tell her i have a fiance, then she might stop coming around, or she might do something stupid, apparently she was throwing horny eyes at me but i couldn't tell. now MY idea was to tell her i have hepatitis, and i think if i do that, she'll just drop it completely.
What should i do?
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kspr
, Jun 01 2010 09:21 AM
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 09:21 AM
you awaken in the intestinal tract of satan. you must defeat the hydra to escape. your only weapon is righteous anger.
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 10:44 AM
Dude, either 1) ignore it entirely, or 2) if she's persistent, tell her you're just plain not interested (use the "I have a fiance" if she's really persistent). If she handles it like a child and huffs off, it sounds like all of your are better off without her around.
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 12:51 PM
Better yet, use her friend to your advantage. Ask her friend to politely explain why it won't work to her, and in return you'll help her get with Chris. Mutual benefits, minimal awkwardness.
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 05:37 PM
Tell her you're gay.
Or tell her you don't have a penis.
Or tell her you don't have a penis.
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Posted 01 June 2010 - 05:42 PM
Dude, it's A. 2. and D, you messed it up.
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Posted 02 June 2010 - 12:54 AM
Pg 44 is the most accurate truth of the poll choices... but you wouldn't say that. Ignore her attempts and don't show interest, but let her tag along with you if it gives your buddy alone time with the other chica. And yeah, if she's really persistant, use the fiance thing.
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Posted 02 June 2010 - 03:50 PM
Tell her you have AIDS.
Or, to put it more politely, "Neener neener."
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Posted 02 June 2010 - 06:37 PM
A combination of all the above should do the trick.
I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime...
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