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[kspr]

inspired by cooking, its bartending! post drink mixes/ideas you've tried and recommend.

Aquamarine-
1 parts blue curacao, triple sec, peach snaps, and vodka
4 parts apple juice
pour over ice

Suffering Bastard-
1 part rum, triple sec, over proof rum, lime juice, orange juice. if desired, top of with more orange juice to kill the taste.
pour over ice, garnish with a slice of orange

Jungle Juice-
Grab a tub, under bed storage container, or punch bowl.
pour in a handle of vodka
64 oz of orange juice
64 oz of hawaiian punch
one pound of ice
this will get you really messed up really fast because you cant even taste the vodka. if you're brave/stupid use everclear. but if you do, double the orange juice/hawaiian punch. everclear is nasty shit that's better used as camping fuel. but if you have a lot of people, the only thing with more alcohol content is rubbing alcohol, which will kill you.

Amethyst-
mix equal parts Night Train with blue curacao until the mixture turns purple.

DRUNK TIPS!
-Drink a glass of water in between each drink. this will help dissolve the sugar in your drinks, and flush the alcohol out sooner. This will help sober you up, and avoid a hangover.
-If someone is passed out, roll them onto their stomach or sit them up in a chair that has armrests. THEN draw on their faces.
-Alcohol and fireworks do not mix unless you're the watching them, and it's 4th of july. Drunken roman candle fights are a bad idea.
-Drunken karaoke is encouraged, as are all the other parts of drunken rock band.
-But the best thing ever is to try to play golf while drunk. If it's hard for you to hit the ball in the first place, just try hitting all four of them at the same time.
-If you're going to be in public, dance as much as possible. That way, people won't think you're drunk. Just tell them you're an "artist"
-Don't go to sleep drunk, or at least try to fall asleep sitting up on the couch, or in a big comfy chair.
-DON'T FUCKING DRIVE!
-Also, don't try to ride a bike. It's just a disaster waiting to happen.

[Vicious Parker]

I err... don't drink.

But I can make a tasty cup of coffee?

[lazlo falconi]

Another rule: If someone passes out with their shoes on, they're passed out, but if they take their shoes off it's going to sleep. No matter what position they end up in.

[Stars]

I err... don't drink.

But I can make a tasty cup of coffee?

[Stars]

DRUNK TIPS!
-Drink a glass of water in between each drink. this will help dissolve the sugar in your drinks, and flush the alcohol out sooner. This will help sober you up, and avoid a hangover.
-If someone is passed out, roll them onto their stomach or sit them up in a chair that has armrests. THEN draw on their faces.
-Alcohol and fireworks do not mix unless you're the watching them, and it's 4th of july. Drunken roman candle fights are a bad idea.
-Drunken karaoke is encouraged, as are all the other parts of drunken rock band.
-But the best thing ever is to try to play golf while drunk. If it's hard for you to hit the ball in the first place, just try hitting all four of them at the same time.
-If you're going to be in public, dance as much as possible. That way, people won't think you're drunk. Just tell them you're an "artist"
-Don't go to sleep drunk, or at least try to fall asleep sitting up on the couch, or in a big comfy chair.
-DON'T FUCKING DRIVE!
-Also, don't try to ride a bike. It's just a disaster waiting to happen.

Also, it's a good time to tackle your Rabbi.
>_>
<_<

[Maelstrom]

And dancing/moving will actually help you see straight.

I agree with the shoes thing. People will write on- and do shit to- you if they catch you asleep with your shoes on.

[Stars]

And dancing/moving will actually help you see straight.

I agree with the shoes thing. People will write on- and do shit to- you if they catch you asleep with your shoes on.

You friggin' wish.

[kspr]

i passed out with my wrestling boots on, which have like, 35 freakin lace eyes in them each, and i got covered with a blanket, not even drawn on.

also, be careful when you tickle your rabbi while drunk money. i wont go into detail, but shit happens when you party naked.

[Arutha]

Bitchy Susan
Take a red cup
fill half way with ice or not not to important helps make the supplies last longer with more ice
1 shot of sour apple puckerz
fill with lemonade
then a splash of cherry grenadine


you can do 2 or more shots of the puckerz if you want

[Stars]

Tackle doesn't equal tickle >:(
Also, it wasn't really a tackle. More like a me jumping on his back.

[kspr]

I'm pretty sure you're going to hell now Jordan. It's just unavoidable at this point.

Anyway, NEW drunk tip!

If you miss vanilla coke, UV makes a vanilla flavored vodka.

[lazlo falconi]

Hold on... They stopped making Vanilla Coke?

Eeh, I don't miss it. I loved the stuff when it came out, but then I had a girlfriend who drank it all the time, and I drank way more than I'd care to ever again.

[Donkeymog]

I don't drink alcohol but I will spend endless hours discussing the finer points of a glass Dr. Pepper.

[kspr]

the flavoring for doctor pepper is only one class less flammable than kerosene.

[lazlo falconi]

I've never heard of that and frankly I don't believe it.

[kspr]

it contains sorbitol, and sugar alcohol in high amounts, both of which are highly flammable.